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https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article239525208.html
Many cats are a little nuts, but a shelter in North Carolina says it has “the world’s worst cat” and is waiving adoption fees in hopes someone will take Satan’s evil spawn off its hands.
“We thought she was sick. Turns out she’s just a jerk,” posted the Mitchell County Animal Rescue Inc. on Facebook.
The little hellion’s name is Perdita, and she’s “not for the faint of heart,” according to an adoption ad that reads like something on a bad dating app. Mitchell County is about 55 miles northeast of Asheville.
“She’s single and ready to be socially awkward with a socially awkward human who understands personal space,” the post says.
“LIKES: staring into your soul until you feel as if you may never be cheerful again … jump scares (her specialty), lurking in dark corners… DISLIKES: kittens … dogs, children, the Dixie Chicks, Disney movies, Christmas and last but NOT least…HUGS.”
Shelter Director Amber Lowery says 4-year-old Perdita came to the shelter on Christmas Eve like the Grinch and quickly asserted dominance.
“We are animal lovers here and very patient, but we’ve been concerned about her for awhile,” Lowery told McClatchy News.
“I’m looking at her right now, and she’s rolling around in her little bed, looking all sweet and cute, but the minute you try to rub her, she slaps you. We thought she was in pain and took her to the vet and he said: ‘No, this cat is just a jerk’.”
Since then, the shelter has had to warn visitors that Perdita’s shy, kitten-like attempts to draw passersby to her cage are, in fact, a ruse that will end badly.
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article239525208.html
True story, I adopted the jerk cat too.
I just asked which cat had been there the longest and the pointed straight at the cat I have now. Only when I go back do they bother telling me how much of an asshole she was. Loved by some who worked there, but generally an asshole. They're shocked I haven't returned her.
I just asked which cat had been there the longest and the pointed straight at the cat I have now. Only when I go back do they bother telling me how much of an asshole she was. Loved by some who worked there, but generally an asshole. They're shocked I haven't returned her.
By domino Go To Post
Lad has never seen a Totti pass.
Coronavirus outbreak in China causing lock downs of cities with 2.5 million people. This is how the zombie apocalypse starts huh?
By Fenderputty Go To Postnot even a picture? lolHorse was banned for less
By DY_nasty Go To PostTrue story, I adopted the jerk cat too.
I just asked which cat had been there the longest and the pointed straight at the cat I have now. Only when I go back do they bother telling me how much of an asshole she was. Loved by some who worked there, but generally an asshole. They're shocked I haven't returned her.
asshole cats are the best. The family cat was a feral Norwegian Forest cat who spent 80% of his time outside harassing all the other cats. He sat by the driveway waiting for people to walk their dogs by, and he'd lunge out with a right hook to the dog's face. He did this every day. We had a badger in the yard and he was out there bullying the shit out of it. Foxes? Terrorised. Pissing down with rain? Goes outside anyway and then comes back in because he knows i'm a mug and will wrap a towel round his ass, after which he'll go out again, come in soaking and expect to be towelled down again.
Miss the cunt. Fuck cancer.
By Facism Go To Postasshole cats are the best. The family cat was a feral Norwegian Forest cat who spent 80% of his time outside harassing all the other cats. He sat by the driveway waiting for people to walk their dogs by, and he'd lunge out with a right hook to the dog's face. He did this every day. We had a badger in the yard and he was out there bullying the shit out of it. Foxes? Terrorised. Pissing down with rain? Goes outside anyway and then comes back in because he knows i'm a mug and will wrap a towel round his ass, after which he'll go out again, come in soaking and expect to be towelled down again.Sounds absolutely majestic.
Miss the cunt. Fuck cancer.
Fuck cancer
By blackace Go To PostThere was an episode of Friends like this involving Phoebe
when people ask what's it like to be black in America
By FortuneFaded Go To PostThere was an episode of Friends like this involving PhoebeEugh, the worst Friend.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostThere was an episode of Friends like this involving Phoebeimagine comparing friends to good old fashion racism
By blackace Go To Postimagine comparing friends to good old fashion racismWhen I think of Friends, I think of racism
By FortuneFaded Go To PostWhen I think of Friends, I think of racism😂😂 fair enough
By Smokey Go To Postlmao
By bud Go To Postthought this was a human in a suit.answer him!!
how big is that thing?
World class cunt
The Chinese embassy in Paris has tracked down a woman from Wuhan who said she took tablets to pass airport health checks.
The woman boasted on social media that she had been suffering from a fever, but managed to reduce her symptoms with medicine.
She later posted pictures showing herself dining at what she claimed was a Michelin-starred restaurant in Lyon.
By Fenderputty Go To PostCoronavirus outbreak in China causing lock downs of cities with 2.5 million people. This is how the zombie apocalypse starts huh?
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By Kabro Go To PostI bet it taste like calimari when it's all said and done.It's a skate so it won't.
A monumental day today, as I ordered my first ever pair of Jordans.
These Air Jordan Retro 9s (93) were released online today.
I went online earlier in the week, curious about some Jordans I liked back in the day. These... were not them. But this version's color combo fits me very well. (I think the Jordans I really liked back then were the black Jordan 6s.)
These Air Jordan Retro 9s (93) were released online today.
I went online earlier in the week, curious about some Jordans I liked back in the day. These... were not them. But this version's color combo fits me very well. (I think the Jordans I really liked back then were the black Jordan 6s.)
By /sy Go To Postplease tell me that chinese bat soup is not actually a thing
It's not actually a thing.
(Your wish has been fulfilled, but not fact checked.)
By Pac-12 Go To PostA monumental day today, as I ordered my first ever pair of Jordans.
These Air Jordan Retro 9s (93) were released online today.
I went online earlier in the week, curious about some Jordans I liked back in the day. These… were not them. But this version's color combo fits me very well. (I think the Jordans I really liked back then were the black Jordan 6s.)
I bought my first Jordans back in December 12, flyknit retro 1s. I only like the look of the 1s, and want to buy more, but I hate the colours that they have available in Korea.