By Freewheelin Go To PostThe World Is Not Enough
lol at Denise Richards, what a terrible terrible performance (in a series that’s full of them tbf) Whoever approved her casting should be fired out of a cannon. Laughably bad.
no
By data Go To PostFelt the same way during starship troopersYeah but that film is fucking genius anyway so it doesn’t matter
By Yurt Lockhart Go To Post
no
she was so beautiful.
however... years later, while watching wild things again, i noticed her tits are fake.
disgust.
By bud Go To Postfw has surpassed n8 as the superior n8/dean family movie critic. srs.I just write (poorly) my general impressions, he’s a much better writer than me
By bud Go To Postshe was so beautiful.Tiddy purists are the worst.
however… years later, while watching wild things again, i noticed her tits are fake.
disgust.
By Freewheelin Go To PostI just write (poorly) my general impressions, he’s a much better writer than meJust text n8 some thoughts and he'll write them up.
Even Ebert needed siskel.
god bless Carmen Electra in Undercover Brother as White She-Devil
very impactful on my life
to this day i cant eat Mayonnaise bc of that movie lol
very impactful on my life
to this day i cant eat Mayonnaise bc of that movie lol
By NinjaFridge Go To Postn8 review systembut he liked once upon a time
Lots of Tension = Good Movie
No Tension = Bad Movie
By domino Go To Postgod bless Carmen Electra in Undercover Brother as White She-Devil
very impactful on my life
to this day i cant eat Mayonnaise bc of that movie lol
one day you'll put mayo on your fries.
then, at some point thereafter, you'll combine mayo with satay sauce and some raw onions on top.
that is when you've reached peak levels of being a human.
By Daz Go To PostTiddy purists are the worst.
to me, the size of the breasts don't matter; it's about the shape. size only matters when it comes to the nipples and the areolae.
nipples and areolae that are too small, for example, will look manly.
By domino Go To Postgod bless Carmen Electra in Undercover Brother as White She-DevilThe Carmen - Rodman sex stories
very impactful on my life
to this day i cant eat Mayonnaise bc of that movie lol
phew
By NinjaFridge Go To Postn8 review system
Lots of Tension = Good Movie
No Tension = Bad Movie
but i liked paterson
I don't know why but I bought the Ip Man tetralogy. I watched the first one when it came out but never paid attention to the others as I always thought they looked dumb but it was on sale for like $20 so I figured why not. They had 70%+ on Rotten Tomatoes so I thought they would be somewhat enjoyable.
2 was boring as shit with a terrible villain and 3 isn't much better. First one seemed more grounded in realism, this shit is just straight up anime now. Mike Tyson goes to uppercut his gut or some shit and he blocks it, but the force of the punch even though blocked, still launches him on top of the table.
Is the 4th one any better?
2 was boring as shit with a terrible villain and 3 isn't much better. First one seemed more grounded in realism, this shit is just straight up anime now. Mike Tyson goes to uppercut his gut or some shit and he blocks it, but the force of the punch even though blocked, still launches him on top of the table.
Is the 4th one any better?
By reilo Go To PostOrder of the Phoenix: My god I'd rather be watching Roger Moore era movies. How do they keep forgetting to make a coherent plot that follows even the simplest of threads? The last 30 minutes was absolute nonsense.The Half-Blood Prince: Help. Its biggest sin is just how dreadfully boring this movie is. Dumbledore dies and you still feel like nothing absolutely happened. Why is this movie desaturated to hell for half the time? Why is it flat out in black and white for no reason during a random scene? Why is it steeped in sepia the rest of it? Six movies and seven character years later, it still feels like these young witches and wizards know two things at best. They should've taken a leaf out of some anime and actually spent time making us believe these kids are turning pro eventually. Some Rocky training montages would at least be entertaining.
By bud Go To Postshe was so beautiful.sharp knees and all that
however… years later, while watching wild things again, i noticed her tits are fake.
disgust.
By reilo Go To PostThe Half-Blood Prince: Help. Its biggest sin is just how dreadfully boring this movie is. Dumbledore dies and you still feel like nothing absolutely happened. Why is this movie desaturated to hell for half the time? Why is it flat out in black and white for no reason during a random scene? Why is it steeped in sepia the rest of it? Six movies and seven character years later, it still feels like these young witches and wizards know two things at best. They should've taken a leaf out of some anime and actually spent time making us believe these kids are turning pro eventually. Some Rocky training montages would at least be entertaining.they did but from naruto, where he spent the whole anime just casting one jutsu,
The films are terrible at the "magic" part. Ironically throughout the series the more accomplished things they do are potions because Snape is actually their most competent teacher, but by the end the only shit they do with a wand consistently is expelliarmus and HP can do a patronus on top.
David Yates has proven time and time again he can't direct something to be excited about. Misses the mark every time.
By RrusheR Go To PostDavid Yates has proven time and time again he can't direct something to be excited about. Misses the mark every time.Yep, really boring director.
Wonder if Rowling made Harry a prodigy Seeker because she felt readers wouldn't be fans of how bang average he is at magic, and how reliant he is on luck and people helping him.
Something that is really striking on reading them now is how bizarrely uncurious he is about the wizarding world after the first few days at Hogwarts. Hermione hoovers up everything she can on top of applying herself brilliantly, while Harry just pisses about learning through osmosis. I get that it'd be boring if you learned every little detail about the universe, but Harry doesn't even find out that there are other wizarding schools until his fourth year ffs
Arthur Weasley is the hidden goat
Something that is really striking on reading them now is how bizarrely uncurious he is about the wizarding world after the first few days at Hogwarts. Hermione hoovers up everything she can on top of applying herself brilliantly, while Harry just pisses about learning through osmosis. I get that it'd be boring if you learned every little detail about the universe, but Harry doesn't even find out that there are other wizarding schools until his fourth year ffs
Arthur Weasley is the hidden goat
Kinda feels like Harry never grew up though, in terms of how Radcliff played him. I think at the end there you want to feel like we're no longer looking at a kid vs the big bad wolf but that's exactly what we got.
The flashback scenes in the book 6 are the best part of the entire series imo, bland as shit in the film though (were there even any aside from the orphanage?)
They literally gave Harry a "luck" potion to move the plot forward after they had him "be stuck" with Snape's potion book that somehow had all the right ingredients and steps redone from the author despite it being an "advanced" potions teaching book. How lazy is this writing?
yeah lol stories about wizards get boring quickly when you realize potions and spells are just deus ex machina
can we talk about how hermoine had way more romantic scenes with harry and has zero chemistry with ron
ginny weasley pls
ginny weasley pls
Rowling complained that Emma Watson was too attractive to play Hermoine.
But really like Emma's energy.
BTW I have never read the books, but apparently, she wasnt supposed to look like a model.
But really like Emma's energy.
BTW I have never read the books, but apparently, she wasnt supposed to look like a model.
By reilo Go To PostIs JK implying that she's too attractive for Harry but not Ron?Too attractive as compared to how she was described in the book.
She only ever uses very broad strokes to describe appearances. All I could tell you about Hermione from the books is that she has bushy hair and prominent front teeth.
By Daz Go To PostRowling complained that Emma Watson was too attractive to play Hermoine.
But really like Emma's energy.
BTW I have never read the books, but apparently, she wasnt supposed to look like a model.
Emma doesn’t look like a model.
By Hitch Go To PostYep, same month as Fellowship of the Ring iircNah, Fellowship came out a month after, you were close tho
By DY_nasty Go To PostNot Emma's fault she didn't grow up to be ugly.i'm way younger than her so i can say this but i thought back then she was very cute in the first movies.
you could've seen it coming.
Fairly certain Rowling approved the cast so I doubt whether watson or the plant kid grew up to be attractive mattered. a Black girl played hermoine in a play so Rowling back peddled talking about how her appearance wasn’t well defined.
Late legendary comedic actor Robin Williams was Warner Bros first choice to play Hogwarts gamekeeper Hagrid. However J.K. Rowling who had final refusal on all of the film's casting choices, was adamant that all of the actors in the films be British.
Given how Hagrid had all of fifteen minutes of screentime after Prisoner of Azkaban that was probably for the best.
The best actors in this franchise are completely wasted. Snape could've been just about anybody. Hell, there was an opportunity for David Tennant to chew evil scenery in that second-rate hamfisted campy way and he had all of three lines of dialog.
Pretty sure Ron'sstalkerlove interest in Half Blood Prince had more screen time than Rickman did in two movies prior.
It was also incredibly hard to care for Dumbledore's demise since he had less to do in any of the movies than Weasley's dad.
It's a waste all around.
The best actors in this franchise are completely wasted. Snape could've been just about anybody. Hell, there was an opportunity for David Tennant to chew evil scenery in that second-rate hamfisted campy way and he had all of three lines of dialog.
Pretty sure Ron's
It was also incredibly hard to care for Dumbledore's demise since he had less to do in any of the movies than Weasley's dad.
It's a waste all around.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostShe’s literally a model m8
Uh, and Justin Timberlake is an actor?
She became famous and the character that defined her was intelligent, highly educated and British, so of course Burberry was all on her. Either way, yeah she became really famous.
By RrusheR Go To PostUh, and Justin Timberlake is an actor?Yes? Dude was acting before he joined NSYNC