By bud Go To Posti once shat and puked at the same time
no joke
the human body is capable of fascinating feats
I remember my little brother doing the same, when we were kids. Then my dad almost puked several times trying to clean it up
By Vini.lad Go To PostShaw has a massive chestTwo beautiful mangoes.
New tactic idea
11 players that can do nothing but press with high intensity sprints. The aim is to win the back off of the keeper and score within 100 milliseconds
11 players that can do nothing but press with high intensity sprints. The aim is to win the back off of the keeper and score within 100 milliseconds
Chelsea look they've been training for 6 months. First to everything. Sharp.
Lmao.
United nervous as hell.
Lmao.
United nervous as hell.
By Arnie Go To PostI swear I’ve got the same level of body fat as Luke Shaw.
It looks fucking grotesque
By Wahabipapangus Go To Postas someone who has seen eschs poops documented almost daily, it did start to make me wonder if all this meat eating is worth it. long beautiful snakes of brown poop. and then in comparison, i see my own and n8's mud slides.Made you should see some of these snakes I drop when I eat mostly fruit, clean smooth unbroken turds, and the cherry on top... Usually only need one wipe.
It does get messy when I eat too much bread or processed food though.
These fucking giveaways. Chelsea have an incredible shape so far, meanwhile someone gets the ball on our team and sees no options but a player on the other side of the pitch.
By Vini.lad Go To PostVery sad that Sanchez can't even start for United ahead of one of these 3Isn't he injured since the Copa America?
It's terrible. The players look so far away from each other and nobody looks like they want to be passed to.
By LFMartins86 Go To PostIsn't he injured since the Copa America?He's not injured anymore, but as usual he missed all of preseason.
By LFMartins86 Go To PostIsn't he injured since the Copa America?no idea
By Wahabipapangus Go To PostI had an anal fissure two years ago, Pele. The pain is unbelievable. Unlike any other pain I've ever tried before. Sometimes when pooping I would have my shirt in my mouth, biting down on it, just to try to not pass out.And here I thought the one time I went to get an Asian massage was awkward.
It didnt help that a doctor then decided to finger me, and another doctor thought it would be fun to put a long camera up there.I was in fetal position during that, almost crying, while a nurse was rubbing my shoulders telling me how great I was doing.
That was the lowest point in my entire life.
rashford's (football) intelligence is shockingly low
the british school system clearly isn't a success
the british school system clearly isn't a success