Until they are all holding the shirt, I wont drop the pitch fork, been polishing her all morning, she's got that nice sheen of righteous indignation.
If we don’t do some sort of Slabhead announcement, like his face transposed on the 2001 monolith while Smalling and Jones gibber around it, I’m done with this club.
By n8 dogg Go To PostIf we don’t do some sort of Slabhead announcement, like his face transposed on the 2001 monolith while Smalling and Jones gibber around it, I’m done with this club.If I wasn't stacked right now I'd make the shit out of this.
If someone ever asked me, 'Who is the most English-looking Englishman?', I'd point to Harry Maguire. A fucking platonic ideal, that one.
By Wahabipapangus Go To Postwhat?There was a bot posting on page 5 I think, about Zaragoza and Biel. I didn't understand many words but those two. Now the post in question only says "Spam".
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostUntil they are all holding the shirt, I wont drop the pitch fork
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By rossonero Go To PostThere was a bot posting on page 5 I think about Zaragoza and Biel. I didn't understand many words but those two. Now the post in question only says "Spam".
How strange
Poor Smalling.
First Hank comes for his England place and now Hank has come for his United place too.
First Hank comes for his England place and now Hank has come for his United place too.
By rossonero Go To PostThere was a bot posting on page 5 I think, about Zaragoza and Biel. I didn't understand many words but those two. Now the post in question only says "Spam".
BTW, Milan wants Peter Ankersen lmao. At least he's very cheap
Ferguson having to endorse all of United’s signings is fucking weird and another sign of the insipid rot at the heart of that shitshow.
Pfft, if Van de Beek leaves it will be a terrible summer officially. And for what? To warm the bench in Madrid. We've seen the guy play on another level for barely 6 months. Awful sport this.
By Freewheelin Go To PostWill Hagrid (Ole) appear at Harry's door and say "YER A UTD PLAYER HARRY"
the wit
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By Arnie Go To PostFerguson having to endorse all of United’s signings is fucking weird and another sign of the insipid rot at the heart of that shitshow.Eh I think it’s just a way to sell it to some of the dumber, less informed parts of our fan base when they see we paid 80m for a player from Leicester
By n8 dogg Go To Postthe witI don't read usernames usually and for some reason I was really struggling trying to guess who could come up with something that tragically unfunny. I should have known.
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By Linius Go To PostPfft, if Van de Beek leaves it will be a terrible summer officially. And for what? To warm the bench in Madrid. We've seen the guy play on another level for barely 6 months. Awful sport this.lmao, you have got to be kidding me.
I thought you lot were proud when your younglings make it to the big clubs? I'd rather you just say you hate Madrid m8.
if we do sign him, he'll be fine, Modric has 1-2 years MAX left in him, Kroos might be done and Casemiro wont always be starting. There's good room for him.
By Linius Go To PostPfft, if Van de Beek leaves it will be a terrible summer officially. And for what? To warm the bench in Madrid. We've seen the guy play on another level for barely 6 months. Awful sport this.What will you do with that 150m? 😨
By inky Go To PostArsenal, pls buy Jones. You need him.Wenger isn't the coach over there anymore.
Keep Jones, sell Smalling. Imagine trying to play a high intensity pressing game where you need a defender with enough composure to pass from the back and using Smalling.
Jones can go next season.
Jones can go next season.
By Mister0079 Go To Postthe fuck is a van der beakThe lad from Dawson's Creek
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Smalling is better than Jones at everything. Except probably heading the ball in all fours.
Smalling is better than Jones at everything. Except probably heading the ball in all fours.
By n8 dogg Go To Postthe witdying
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Surprised there isn’t much chatter about James Milner and Andy Robertson doing a biscuit dunking taste test to find the all-time top five.
It’s excellent content.
By bacon Go To PostI don't read usernames usually and for some reason I was really struggling trying to guess who could come up with something that tragically unfunny. I should have known.
Leave Dean alone. I laughed.
Well, I didn't, but then I saw it was by Dean and then I laughed. Such an innocent heart.
Well, I didn't, but then I saw it was by Dean and then I laughed. Such an innocent heart.
Going off the fact that Smalling is the only one I’d keep, we have to sell him. He’s the only one that’s ever healthy and has any value. We probably couldn’t give away Jones or Rojo
By Flutter Go To PostHe’s coming
By Frustrated_me Go To Postlmao, you have got to be kidding me.
I thought you lot were proud when your younglings make it to the big clubs? I'd rather you just say you hate Madrid m8.
if we do sign him, he'll be fine, Modric has 1-2 years MAX left in him, Kroos might be done and Casemiro wont always be starting. There's good room for him.
I don't hate Madrid. If Barca were to come for Van de Beek right now I'd say exactly the same. The only players I was okay with leaving before the transfer summer started were De Jong and De Ligt when it comes to our young players. Frenkie already happened well before that of course. And there was also no way we were ever going to be able to keep De Ligt. Both have been outstanding players for us the entire season and every potential CL winning club was watching them. Fair game to them, despite the fact that I still don't like it that we hardly get to enjoy the best players we have.
Donny is a very different case. He's been a bit so-so troughout his time at Ajax. The raw talent and potential were there but he wasn't quite there yet. After the winterbreak everything just clicked and we finally got to see a very fine Van de Beek playing a crucial role for us. Now it's time for an entire season as first choice for his position to bring the team forward and keep our momentum going. If there's one player we shouldn't allow to leave it's him. Especially since it's very hard to replace a guy like him. I would be fine if Madrid were to take a first option for him to buy him next season. Which would make more sense anyways because we both know he won't start for you guys next season. Where as for us he's a crucial first team player right now.
So for the last time, stop putting words in my mouth about hating Madrid, this goes way beyond your favourite club.