By Kidjr Go To PostIn solitary confinement I did two days straight once. Felt sick, headache, body ache, and the struggle to even process my thoughts was the killer, sleep deprivation actually qualifies as torture as opposed water occasionally being thrown at your face.Kidjr, why were you in solitary confinement?
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostKidjr, why were you in solitary confinement?
Short version I antagonised someone and we got into it/ well he bit a chunk out of my neck and then we fought, may have been over milk or something. But I may or may not have been a little excessive in our skirmish so I got sent to solitary after I got my neck patched up.
By batong Go To PostToo much coke is my guess
If only they had coke prison (dont think it would be a good environment for it if I think about it), I only started doing coke when I came to the city.
Gotta say, I absolutely didn't expect that Porto upset. Ajax is now by far the highest ranked teams left in the play-off round. It's quite insane that we go into to pot 2 if we make it. Coming from two rounds of qualifier football again. We better win the fucking league again so we can enjoy the points we brought in for the Eredivisie by qualifying directly next year.
By Hitch Go To PostThere's no point biting over spilt milk.
LMAO
How much shit did Inter and PSV get for stacking it in the group stages last season? iirc they both fucked themselves by going for a draw at Wembley, when either of them could easily have finished second
CL pots 3 and 4 are looking decidedly weak
https://draw.inker.one/#/cl/gs
https://draw.inker.one/#/cl/gs
By Hitch Go To PostHow much shit did Inter and PSV get for stacking it in the group stages last season? iirc they both fucked themselves by going for a draw at Wembley, when either of them could easily have finished second
Spurs won both their home games. PSV would have never made it, but Inter could have yeah. Inter shit themselves with that draw in the last game against PSV. Meanwhile Spurs some how managed to get a draw against an already trough Barca.
Looking at the scores again, Spurs really worked the miracle angle. In their last three group games the game deciding goals were scored in the 89th minute (Kane against PSV), 80th minute (Eriksen against Inter) and 85th minute (Lucas against Barca).
By Linius Go To PostGotta say, I absolutely didn't expect that Porto upset. Ajax is now by far the highest ranked teams left in the play-off round. It's quite insane that we go into to pot 2 if we make it. Coming from two rounds of qualifier football again. We better win the fucking league again so we can enjoy the points we brought in for the Eredivisie by qualifying directly next year.Porto have been a bit shit, they lost on the weekend to a team who was playing in the 3rd division last season and 5 weeks ago only had 3 senior players, they bought/loaned 22 new players who only started playing together a month ago.
By JesalR Go To PostCL pots 3 and 4 are looking decidedly weak
https://draw.inker.one/#/cl/gs
Fun little website
This is it lads. You heard it here first.
By Kidjr Go To PostShort version I antagonised someone and we got into it/ well he bit a chunk out of my neck and then we fought, may have been over milk or something. But I may or may not have been a little excessive in our skirmish so I got sent to solitary after I got my neck patched up.You fought a vampire?
You got sent to solitary....wait, is this a prison story?
Were you in prison?
By Linius Go To PostFun little websiteI've gotten Juve Spurs + 2 others every single time I've done it too. I imagine we're fucked by 3 PL teams in pot 1
This is it lads. You heard it here first.
By Linius Go To PostFun little websiteLiverpool in a group where planes disappearing is the most worrying part
This is it lads. You heard it here first.
By Linius Go To PostFun little websitewhy the fuck do we always end up in groups with barcelona
This is it lads. You heard it here first.
GOD DAMN IT
We had Real Madrid in the group in 10/11, 11/12 and 12/13. Then we had Barca in the group in 13/14 and 14/15. Five years in a row we had either Barca or Madrid as the number 1 in the group.
By Linius Go To PostWe had Real Madrid in the group in 10/11, 11/12 and 12/13. Then we had Barca in the group in 13/14 and 14/15. Five years in a row we had either Barca or Madrid as the number 1 in the group.pure coincidence innit
fuck uefa
In all those years we beat Barca once (1 goal from Ajax legend Danny Hoesen) and we never beat Real Madrid. So happy we did that last thing when it actually mattered.
Even though that year we got outdone by the winking Croatian and Lyon went trough on GD we should have beat Madrid. They wrongfully disallowed two goals from Ajax (1-1 and 1-2 if things were done right) and we ended up losing the game 0-3 ultimately. That was the 2011 game. That year we got fucked over so hard, still can't believe there never was an investigation for the Zagreb - Lyon game, bunch of wankers.
Even though that year we got outdone by the winking Croatian and Lyon went trough on GD we should have beat Madrid. They wrongfully disallowed two goals from Ajax (1-1 and 1-2 if things were done right) and we ended up losing the game 0-3 ultimately. That was the 2011 game. That year we got fucked over so hard, still can't believe there never was an investigation for the Zagreb - Lyon game, bunch of wankers.
Wonder how we'll remember Spain dominating the CL and EL for so long this past decade or so. What a run.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostWonder how we'll remember Spain dominating the CL and EL for so long this past decade or so. What a run.
I will only remember the biggest injusticia I've witnessed against my club
And last years campaign a bit
I miss Pepe, our defense has been utter absolute shit since he left. Still had a season or two left in him too.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostI miss Pepe, our defense has been utter absolute shit since he left. Still had a season or two left in him too.you haven't seen this bald cunt play have you?
managed to ruin shitcunts defense as soon as he arrived last year lmao
By rvy Go To Postyou haven't seen this bald cunt play have you?He was an absolute unit for us prior to his departure, I thought he had a good season when he first moved?
managed to ruin shitcunts defense as soon as he arrived last year lmao
You know what a fun era was as well? That phase where Lyon constantly beat Madrid at home in the groupstages and then once in the KO stages even. Proper banter from those shitcunts.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostHe was an absolute unit for us prior to his departure, I thought he had a good season when he first moved?steady decline, last year he fell off a cliff
and brought porto's defense alongside him down the cliff
it was glorious
By Frustrated_me Go To PostHe was an absolute unit for us prior to his departure, I thought he had a good season when he first moved?I'm absolutely convinced that Porto would have won the league if they hadn't bought Pepe. With the arrival of Pepe, Militão was forced to move to RB, Porto become weaker in the center of defense and started conceding more.
These are all comments underneath social media posts on the Ajax page. I'm loving the salty Greeks way too much :lol
By rvy Go To Postsporting gonna get less europe money because shitcunts fell to europa?
oh no
Probably splitting the marketing/tv money right? Not that you get a lot of that anyways in the EL. And you guys are lucky, having the CL money all for yourself now. Same for us by the way if we make it, since PSV is already done.
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostYou fought a vampire?
You got sent to solitary….wait, is this a prison story?
Were you in prison?
Yes sir
By Linius Go To PostProbably splitting the marketing/tv money right? Not that you get a lot of that anyways in the EL. And you guys are lucky, having the CL money all for yourself now. Same for us by the way if we make it, since PSV is already done.we're not lucky lad
it's poetic justice for the shit they pulled in the 90s of trying to drown us out with our debt and not getting CL money
it's a glorious time to be alive
ajax will go through, just watch
By rvy Go To Postwe're not lucky lad
it's poetic justice for the shit they pulled in the 90s of trying to drown us out with our debt and not getting CL money
it's a glorious time to be alive
ajax will go through, just watch
Well at least we can't draw each other this time.
By rvy Go To Post
look at that gut, this would never be allowed if pinto da costa was still alive
Shitfica won't even make it out the group stages.
Why do I have a shit Fly Emirates avatar?
Lol apparently Wimbledon didn't had a matchday programme and claimed their scoreboard is broke to avoid having to acknowledge the existence of MK Dons. Too bad they lost the game.
By Laboured Go To PostOh Shanks.OMG
By Dwingvatt Go To PostI'm politely requesting my tag and avatar changed or close my account.There's nothing stopping you from doing that.
