Boy the papers get lazier and lazier with these stories
By Cleff Go To PostFuck that.
Sell him.
By Pennywise Go To PostThat’s what my leg looked like
My students handed in their projects today. This was one of their posters. Perhaps they are not so incompetent after all: 
By FortuneFaded Go To PostMy students handed in their projects today. This was one of their projects. Perhaps they are not so incompetent after all:Good layout.
By FootbalIFan Go To PostDon't you watch star wars and those comic book avenger movies?💀
Pls don't reply if you do
By Vini.lad Go To PostLichsteiner is/was nowhere near Luis' level thoWe already have an aging left back, I'd rather go in for a younger LB... But again we have a shoe string budget. I saw a story that linked Luis with Barça.
He can be a really smart signing for us. Hope the lad Edu can help us on that.
BBC Football Gossip
Manchester United will offer French midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, up to £500,000-a-week amid interest from Real Madrid and Juventus. (Mail)
Bayern Munich have made no approach for Real Madrid winger Gareth Bale, says the 29-year-old Wales international's agent. (ESPN)
Derby manager Frank Lampard is set to meet Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich on his yacht to talk about succeeding Maurizio Sarri as the Blues' boss. (Sun)
Chelsea want to offer 40-year-old Lampard a three-year-deal to become manager at Stamford Bridge. (ESPN)
Benfica dismiss reports Atletico Madrid are set to beat Manchester City to the £107m signing of Portugal forward Joao Felix, 19, as "fake news". (AS)
Chelsea have rejected £35m bids from Barcelona and Atletico Madrid for their 30-year-old Brazil forward Willian. (Sky Sports)
Paris St-Germain want to close a deal for Barcelona's Brazil forward Philippe Coutinho, 27, after the Copa America. (AS)
Coutinho is also a target for Manchester United but he will not consider them out of respect for former club Liverpool. (Sky Sports)
Liverpool have been told by Barcelona they can make a move for France forward Ousmane Dembele, but only if they pay more than £90m for the 22-year-old. (TEAMtalk)
Manchester United have had a bid rising to £50m rejected by Crystal Palace for English right-back Aaron Wan-Bissaka, 21. (Sky Sports)
United have also had a £40m bid for West Ham and France under-21 defender Issa Diop turned down. The bid included an unnamed United player going the other way. (Telefoot, via Metro)
West Ham have told Eibar they are willing to pay the £13.4m release clause for 24-year-old Spanish midfielder Joan Jordan. (Marca)
Manchester City are weighing up a move for PSV Eindhoven's Spanish left-back Angelino - just a year after selling the 22-year-old. (Sun)
Everton are confident English left-back Leighton Baines, 34, will sign a new contract. (Liverpool Echo)
Manchester United are close to agreeing a new contract with Spain midfielder Juan Mata, 31. (Mirror)
Belgian striker Romelu Lukaku, 26, has been told by national team coach Roberto Martinez that "he has to leave Manchester United". (Het Laatste Nieuws - in Dutch)
Chelsea's 19-year-old English striker Martell Taylor-Crossdale is having a medical ahead of a permanent move to Hoffenheim. (Sky Sports)
By KidA Seven Go To Postlol they brought out the third string team.
Has there ever been a reported wage that is proven correct when said contract leaks? Granted, its pretty uncommon but from the little I recall it seems like the wages are lower than expected every time :lol
By Oddinho Go To PostWhat the hell can you even do in life with 4 million quid per month that you couldn’t do with 2.Destroy a team from the inside even further?
By Oddinho Go To PostWhat the hell can you even do in life with 4 million quid per month that you couldn’t do with 2.Quite a lot of things
Or if you want to look at it as plainly as possible, do the same things twice.
By ATTICUS H Go To PostHas there ever been a reported wage that is proven correct when said contract leaks? Granted, its pretty uncommon but from the little I recall it seems like the wages are lower than expected every time :lolSanchez gets a confirmed £4m week
By Oddinho Go To PostLike two chicks at the same time?M8, he's a devout married Muslim.
So 10 chicks at the same time.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostDo Portuguese count as Hispanics?no
I guarantee what's happened is that United top brass have been looking at the social media projections for 2020 without Pogba and are getting scared
By Xpike Go To Postthis kubo lad looks pretty goodMy friends who all support FC Tokyo are devastated that he left.
By Oddinho Go To PostLike two chicks at the same time?You got experience in that sector. You tell us m8.
By Cleff Go To PostFuck that.Remember when it was Real Madrid who were ruining football?
Sell him.
Fuck sakes.
Because when you're having "financial troubles" the solution is always to sign a 35 years old injury prone player with a high salary.
Relegation it is.
Koko pls
There is no relegation anymore. Will be a fun season to see who is more fucked, Chivas or Pumas m9
There is no relegation anymore. Will be a fun season to see who is more fucked, Chivas or Pumas m9
By inky Go To PostKoko pls
There is no relegation anymore. Will be a fun season to see who is more fucked, Chivas or Pumas m9
Inky pls, if there's someone that can fucked up the process is Vergara and company.
Imagine if Madrid didn't manage to sell any of their players
Wonder how far behind FFP they'd be, not that anything would happen
Wonder how far behind FFP they'd be, not that anything would happen
Blimey I genuinely don't remember any Premier league balls since like 2003 maybe?
I remember as a youngin' caring about these balls and having a deep rotation of them.
I remember as a youngin' caring about these balls and having a deep rotation of them.
By confuziz Go To PostAfellay is back at PSVLegend
Without injuries he can still be of value I guess
By Plasma Go To PostImagine finishing above United and still be their feeder club.
Sounds like talkShite are having a slow day and need more people to call in.
Whoa, we win the Grounds trophy and the biggest title of them all. Gj lads, we did it. We beat Chelsea.
By confuziz Go To PostAfellay is back at PSV
Without injuries he can still be of value I guess
I was surprised to find out he was still at Stoke. Was the last club I remember him playing for but didn't expect him to still be there. I suppose you're bringing in him to mentor the kids and watch games from the bench? Can't see him bring much more than that. But maybe he'll surprise me.
on the reliability picture I posted last night, Agresti is Most Reliable/Bible
our gigolo Paratici was in fact in London last week for Sarri so I imagine he was multitasking
Jorge Mendes and João Félix were seen in Madrid.
Fuck me, it's really happening. Benfica are getting the deal of the century.
Fuck me, it's really happening. Benfica are getting the deal of the century.