By Perfect Blue Go To Posthttps://www.joe.co.uk/sport/i-went-full-jose-mourinho-on-football-manager-2019-and-this-is-what-happened-206777
This is outstanding
Six-foot-four Zohore shrugs him off like a dehydrated buffalo swatting a fly and bundles the ball past De Gea and into the net. 1-0 Cardiff.
Mata, presumably, is mentally already 100 words deep into his post-match blog.
I'm dead
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-genitals-ripped-eaten-13520910
Man whose genitals were bitten off and eaten by bulldog ‘had smeared himself with peanut butter’
Man whose genitals were bitten off and eaten by bulldog ‘had smeared himself with peanut butter’
I just learned I'm going to see First Man on the 7th, thus missing Juve - United. Time to figure out how to record this shit.
By Laboured Go To PostOh good. Let it burn.
By Fergie Go To PostProblem with that quote is that he actually meant it well, but his English is horrible at expressing his intention.
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Kev can’t catch a break this season. Ahh well, what can ya do. Figures it’s a Utd player who injured him shortly before the derby.
By Laboured Go To PostPure Brexit
I've never seen a knee like it. It's the strongest knee there's ever been. In fact, calling it a knee does it a disservice.
pls give my client a new contract
pls give my client a new contract
I remember when he went to Sunderland and posed for journalists sitting in front a piano with a classy vest and fedora on. The headline was 'grown up'.
I bet, even after all this, Wengy still believes in him and sends him inspirational Facebook-esque messages to him in Whatsapp.
By Wahabipapangus Go To PostBendtner 50 days in prison for his latest cab driver assault 💀Suspended sentence though, so Rosenborg get to win the league next year too. The Norwegian league is so acutely dreadful it breaks my heart.
EDIT: Oh wait, it's not suspended? Norwegian media tricked me. Sensational.
By Stolichnaya Go To PostSuspended sentence though, so Rosenborg get to win the league next year too. The Norwegian league is so acutely dreadful it breaks my heart.
EDIT: Oh wait, it's not suspended? Norwegian media tricked me. Sensational.
Not suspended. But he did appeal it instantly
By Wahabipapangus Go To PostNot suspended. But he did appeal it instantlyWell, about five months until next season starts. Time for an appeal in there. Things could hopefully get interesting.
My nan was wearing poppy earrings and complaining that she couldn't find anyone selling poppies in town on Wednesday
By Hitch Go To PostMy nan was wearing poppy earrings and complaining that she couldn't find anyone selling poppies in town on Wednesday
Sorry, what's her address? Need it for a thing.
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostLads, Bromley is covered in poppiesMaybe the Germans should have tried harder.
To be fair to hitch's nan, with the rapid islamification of the UK, she was lucky to even be allowed to wear poppy earrings. Give it 5 years and they would have cut off her ears.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostMaybe the Germans should have tried harder.
This is a joke in leamington, but when referring to Coventry and Nuneaton.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-suffolk-46070239
A secondary school pupil is being investigated after parents and classmates claimed he was as old as 30.
It is thought he is an asylum seeker who joined Stoke High School, Ipswich, as a new pupil at the start of term.
The school said it had contacted the Home Office in relation to the concerns but it was not prepared to comment further.
Another pupil shared an image on social media with the message: "How's there a 30-year-old man in our maths class?"
The Home Office has said it does not routinely comment on individual cases.
A secondary school pupil is being investigated after parents and classmates claimed he was as old as 30.
It is thought he is an asylum seeker who joined Stoke High School, Ipswich, as a new pupil at the start of term.
The school said it had contacted the Home Office in relation to the concerns but it was not prepared to comment further.
Another pupil shared an image on social media with the message: "How's there a 30-year-old man in our maths class?"
The Home Office has said it does not routinely comment on individual cases.
By Bungie Go To PostDe Bruyne Ibrahimoviched himself I’m guessingThis was just a case of bad luck. TFM fell back and landed directly on his knee/leg. Opposite leg from the one that was injured before. Could argue that there was no reason for him to still be playing but I guess they must have decided he should go the full 90. Unfortunate but I don't think it was something where the one contributed to the other. Who knows though.
Should have taken his time with his recovery and rehab
Ederson = ...Reirom?
Yeah, it's one of those horrible luck cases because I can understand if Pep wants him to get as sharp as possible.
Does make you wonder (if you haven't already) whether RM fans are actually part of a global ISIS plot.
By Laboured Go To PostDoes make you wonder (if you haven't already) whether RM fans are actually part of a global ISIS plot.This is incredible.
By Laboured Go To PostDoes make you wonder (if you haven't already) whether RM fans are actually part of a global ISIS plot.LMAO
Overhead two people never forgetting at work, one of whom was talking about their relative who fought in the war… the Zulu War that is. Imagine the insane shit the Brits were doing there.