By Doicare Go To PostJesus fucking Christ that’s Julia Hardy one of the most mental people i’ve ever had the misfortune of knowing.
She lives in London and we used to hook up with each other a long time ago. She lives almost her entire life online and broadcasts 99.99% of her personal life to the world with 20+ Twitter/Instagram stories/Vlogs a day. She does stuff like post videos of her mum with Dementia even tho it upsets the rest of her family, they’ve asked her to stop, and her mum is so out of it she doesn’t realise what’s going on. She also once live tweeted from her dad’s deathbed when he almost died of cancer one night. She suffers with depression and instead of getting to the root cause of it she fills her life with distractions and obsesses about them before she moves on to the next thing then wonders why she’s unhappy nearly all the time. Her current obsession is exercise and because she does it for over 20 hours a week and starves herself she’s ruined her body and it now looks like what Madonna did to herself in the 2000’s.
She’s also notorious for sleeping around in the gaming industry, there’s a list as long as Lukaku’s penis but she used to fuck her producer which was a massive conflict of interests and currently she’s banging the lead voice actor from Assassin’s Creed Origins. She can’t handle her drink and goes on massive drunken rants crying her eyes out, she has extreme opinions about feminine issues, she refuses to go to the hairdressers and cuts her own hair with kitchen scissors and she constantly gets involved with other peoples drama. Most of her friends are fed up with her but they’re too scared to say anything without upsetting her further. She’s almost 40, refuses to ever have kids or get married, she only hooks up with guys much younger than her and after a couple of months/years of ‘fun’ she wonders why they keep on dumping her. Her entire shtick is smut and innuendo and partly because of that she attracts a lot of attention with guys sending her pervy messages and dick pics. Instead of setting her DMs to private she gets off on all these messages but makes a public show of mocking them especially guys with big penises, when in reality she likes a guy with a big D and when i was with her, her favourite sex toy was an 8 inch vibrator.
Her whole life is constant ‘drama’ and she’s her own worst enemy, just about the only nice things i can say about her are she’s funny, she doesn’t realise how mental she is and she’s a genuine nymphomaniac who is absolute filth in bed.
Could've just cut out the rest pal. Why you get dumped?
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostHow the fuck is Doicare more Connected than all of us combined?The top 5 secrets to being connected:
1. Live in London.
2. Be funny.
3. Go out a lot, you'd be surprised how many 'celebs' you'll meet.
4. When you go out don't get completely smashed on drinks and drugs, nobody likes an ambulance party.
5. Have a rare genetic disease were all your excess body fat goes to your penis.
By ATTICUS H Go To Postyeah but you're just luckier than her so who are you to judgelmao
#LuckIndex
By Laboured Go To PostDoes that make your dick feel really soft and gelatinous even when you have a boner?Secret tip number 5 was just a joke, in reality i had to have a penis reduction operation. I just have the one now.
By Doicare Go To PostJesus fucking Christ that’s Julia Hardy one of the most mental people i’ve ever had the misfortune of knowing.This is the best doicare post in a while. Honestly peolple like this shouldn't have kids.
She lives in London and we used to hook up with each other a long time ago. She lives almost her entire life online and broadcasts 99.99% of her personal life to the world with 20+ Twitter/Instagram stories/Vlogs a day. She does stuff like post videos of her mum with Dementia even tho it upsets the rest of her family, they’ve asked her to stop, and her mum is so out of it she doesn’t realise what’s going on. She also once live tweeted from her dad’s deathbed when he almost died of cancer one night. She suffers with depression and instead of getting to the root cause of it she fills her life with distractions and obsesses about them before she moves on to the next thing then wonders why she’s unhappy nearly all the time. Her current obsession is exercise and because she does it for over 20 hours a week and starves herself she’s ruined her body and it now looks like what Madonna did to herself in the 2000’s.
She’s also notorious for sleeping around in the gaming industry, there’s a list as long as Lukaku’s penis but she used to fuck her producer which was a massive conflict of interests and currently she’s banging the lead voice actor from Assassin’s Creed Origins. She can’t handle her drink and goes on massive drunken rants crying her eyes out, she has extreme opinions about feminine issues, she refuses to go to the hairdressers and cuts her own hair with kitchen scissors and she constantly gets involved with other peoples drama. Most of her friends are fed up with her but they’re too scared to say anything without upsetting her further. She’s almost 40, refuses to ever have kids or get married, she only hooks up with guys much younger than her and after a couple of months/years of ‘fun’ she wonders why they keep on dumping her. Her entire shtick is smut and innuendo and partly because of that she attracts a lot of attention with guys sending her pervy messages and dick pics. Instead of setting her DMs to private she gets off on all these messages but makes a public show of mocking them especially guys with big penises, when in reality she likes a guy with a big D and when i was with her, her favourite sex toy was an 8 inch vibrator.
Her whole life is constant ‘drama’ and she’s her own worst enemy, just about the only nice things i can say about her are she’s funny, she doesn’t realise how mental she is and she’s a genuine nymphomaniac who is absolute filth in bed.
Oxford not playing too bad especially for a team nearly at the bottom of League One. Does feel like City will eventually open the floodgates but Oxford have had one or two half-chances. Think Jesus was probably level with the defender but it was super close.
I do get a kick out of doicare's socialite posts. He's quite an interesting character in many ways.
I do get a kick out of doicare's socialite posts. He's quite an interesting character in many ways.
Didn't realize it was Romero in goal. United social media was going nuts around Grant's home debut and whatnot. I guess he's never playing now.
By Killer7 Go To PostMartial dropped this weekend then.
Wonder what it'll take to drop Lukaku
injury or suspension
By FermentedFungi Go To PostThis is the best doicare post in a while. Honestly peolple like this shouldn't have kids.Get fooled by a troll brehs
By Frustrated_me Go To PostMartial is good, what's Mou's problem?He doesn't run marathon numbers.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostMartial is good, what's Mou's problem?track
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By Frustrated_me Go To PostMartial is good, what's Mou's problem?
m8 it's Derby