By reilo Go To PostWhat happens to your premium if you opt into their insurance and are involved in a crash because of an FSD error? Rhetorical thoughts only.Tesla now owns your home or your wages are garnished if you don't have one.
By reilo Go To PostWhat happens to your premium if you opt into their insurance and are involved in a crash because of an FSD error? Rhetorical thoughts only.That's what she said
By Not Go To PostThe shittiest people on the road are in TeslasNot exclusively them. Have to add people in large vehicles like full-size trucks and SUVs. They can't see shit out of their vehicles and the vast majority of them don't even realize it.
Fairly soon I will own both a Tesla and a Full size V8 Tahoe
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Kib fit nicely in the SUV when I kicked him up at LAX
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Kib fit nicely in the SUV when I kicked him up at LAX
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By DiPro Go To Postteslas are lowkey goated with the sauce when driving is the vibe.
mods
By DiPro Go To Postteslas are lowkey goated with the sauce when driving is the vibe.Maybe in Switzerland where driving is optional
By Fenderputty Go To PostFairly soon I will own both a Tesla and a Full size V8 Tahoelet me guess, a white Tesla?
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By Fenderputty Go To PostYou’re an idiot if you opt into letting your insurer spy on youYeah this is the takeaway for me. I can’t believe people actually agree to this
USAA keeps trying to get me to sign up for their spy program to lower my rates. Even worse, they openly say “no need to turn a device on or open the app” which means you’re tracking me at all times. Considering someone posted that video earlier where Tesla thinks trains are just slow moving trucks, I take the bus to work. Is USAA gonna be able to differentiate that I’m taking a bus and not driving? Sometimes, I take my father in laws SUV to pick up my wife because she is pregnant and she doesn’t like getting in and out of a sedan.
By Kabro Go To Postlet me guess, a white Tesla?
White Tahoe and model y both with black rims. Also becuae he wants 2k for red paint lol
By Pho Kew Go To PostYeah this is the takeaway for me. I can’t believe people actually agree to this
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I suppose people who are trying to cut a gas bill are a target market for wanting to.cut other costs. I’ll pay more to not be spied on though lol
Not really a fan of calling people who buy from or do anything through Tesla idiots anymore. It shouldn't even be on the road or involved in driving but they get to beta test against all of us. Lets be real it's total horseshit how ALL of our collective safety is involved. We should all literally be tearing a new asshole with our representatives about it but no one cares so lol. Just another thing us normal citizens get to endure.
By reilo Go To PostBut don't worry he predicted it'll be worth $250b because reasons
Merely a "clear but difficult path", so pls accept these stock grants.
This is why rich people only go to rich schools
They all got dumbass names so no one’s gonna get bullied for it
They all got dumbass names so no one’s gonna get bullied for it
Kids with normal names get bullied because their parents aren't rich enough to call them 358/2™ or Archibald Killnatives the 8th
Well fuck now I want to called Archibald Killnatives the 8th. Like, it's extraordinarily problematic but in a cool, lofty way. Wish my parents had been richer now.
i went to school with a girl that had 8 names so her initial would be R.A.P.U.N.Z.E.L.
she was dirt poor tho.
she was dirt poor tho.
He did all this shit because he -- as one of the rare people with millions of followers -- was tired of seeing spam. So he convinced himself that the problem that only plagues him and 100 other people out of 350 million must be a problem worth slashing and burning the entire thing for.
I can't imagine that 349,999,900 people on the platform worry about spam on the platform. But here we are.
I can't imagine that 349,999,900 people on the platform worry about spam on the platform. But here we are.
By Archibald Killnatives VIII Go To PostMaybe he should have just spent less time on Twitter
But then what else would a multi-billionaire do with their time?
By Laboured Go To PostBut then what else would a multi-billionaire do with their time?
especially now Epstein is dead
https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-principal-scammed-elon-musk/43446499
A principal of a charter school in Volusia County resigned after writing a $100,000 check to an internet scammer posing as Elon Muskl o l
He’s worth billions but he needs your $100,000 for some reason
She was even warned that it was fraud and still carried on
She was even warned that it was fraud and still carried on
This man's brain only runs on griftFree — Write-only access with the ability to post 1,500 tweets per month at no cost. Basic — A $100 per month subscription for hobbyists with the option of posting 3,000 tweets per month at the user level, or 50,000 tweets per month at the app level. The read limit is 10,000 tweets. Enterprise — Promises to offer “commercial-level access that meets your and your customer’s specific needs” as well as “managed services [from] a dedicated account team.” No specific price was listed, but Platformer previously reported that a “low-cost enterprise plan” could cost as much as $42,000 a month.
He truly thinks he can be charging more than Amazon and Google charge for platform services? Who the fuck needs an Enterprise API of Twitter???
By reilo Go To PostHe truly thinks he can be charging more than Amazon and Google charge for platform services? Who the fuck needs an Enterprise API of Twitter???Only academic researchers, really. And lol at them even being able to afford that.
He's probably thinking of companies that basically outsource customer service to Twitter.
But I'm pretty sure Intercom and the like cost a fraction of that fee so not sure why anyone but the most intransigent of firms would pay
But I'm pretty sure Intercom and the like cost a fraction of that fee so not sure why anyone but the most intransigent of firms would pay
There's a market for third-party SaaS companies to help big corporations manage multiple brand accounts, but, like... that's not gonna bring in that type of revenue.
*gasp*
Not sure if true, but one of the comments said it would cost NYT $1m/yr to verify all their journalists at Twitter's pricing structure lol
By Pedja Go To Postfender's spelling mistakes never cease to impress. The o isn't even near the e.
He's Giant Gonzalez sized, the E is next to everything with hands like that.
By Pedja Go To Postfender's spelling mistakes never cease to impress. The o isn't even near the e.I thought he meant actual bots. Didn’t even consider a typo
By Old King Rob Go To PostI thought he meant actual bots. Didn’t even consider a typo
I meant bots. My typos are “h” and “b” related usually
Nothing but the free option is good
By Fenderputty Go To PostI meant bots. My typos are “h” and “b” related usuallyI don't believe you
Nothing but the free option is good
By Pedja Go To PostI don't believe you
Sbove it