By Yurtlicious Go To PostBut why did he buy Twitter reallyHe tried to get out of it but didn't do due diligence and signed the contracts.
Does he know
Very stable genius.
I'm loving this dumpster fire. Pour one out of the for the free content that wasn't suitable for Instagram. Maybe Tumblr with their new policy is where it ends up.
By RATHasReturned Go To PostI'm loving this dumpster fire. Pour one out of the for the free content that wasn't suitable for Instagram. Maybe Tumblr with their new policy is where it ends up.
Nah pretty sure Tumblr is softcore nudes at maximum.
By Punished Go To Postsensational
Some genuinely good détournement
By DY_nasty Go To Postsensational
By Not Go To PostMaybe if Mark Zuckerberg had sent some rockets into spaceYou mean when Facebooks stock surged after that pathetic fine?
By Not Go To PostCayman Islands perkssteups
Still can't believe 5 bil is the largest we've ever fined a corp
Actually yes I can
Actually yes I can
By Lunatic Go To PostYou mean when Facebooks stock surged after that pathetic fine?Expecting the same recovery here? I don't work in the financial field
By Laboured Go To PostLess so from what I've read, and especially when a consent decree is in play.Sorry, what does a consent decree mean legally?
Is there a worse group of stans than Elon stans?
“You just don’t understand his genius” is there go to response lol
“You just don’t understand his genius” is there go to response lol
A CEO that refuses to certify what his company is doing is... something. "Your honor, Mr Musk is not liable, it was random engineer B"
By JesalR Go To PostJesus Christ lmao
Banner of a 1-2
Before you get in the colony ship, make sure to check that the air lock isn't too easy for Musk to operate remotely.
And his reading comprehension is quite shit, too, because Bernie stated 1923 was the year the patent was sold (which is true), not the year it was invented, as Musk tried to nitpick.
Fucking nitwit.
Fucking nitwit.
Too bad this won’t stop the narrative that rich people are smart
Wasn’t it Lupercal saying we can’t call him a moron cuz he’s the richest person in the world?
Wasn’t it Lupercal saying we can’t call him a moron cuz he’s the richest person in the world?
By SP Go To PostToo bad this won’t stop the narrative that rich people are smartif he was as dumb as the memes he'd have been financially taken for a spin ages ago lol... the fact he's whimsically handling a whole social media pillar like its just some shitty used car he got stuck with really isn't hitting like a few of us thought it would.
Wasn’t it Lupercal saying we can’t call him a moron cuz he’s the richest person in the world?
there is very different punchline here imo but some of the jokes have been fire not gonna lie
He’s not as dumb as Kanye getting grifted into buying a failed social media platform
But he seems in over his head and just keeps throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. Losing an advertiser because you wanted to charge $8 to iPhone users seems like a horrible business strategy
But what do I know, I didn’t come from a wealthy family and could never afford to take dumb risks
But he seems in over his head and just keeps throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. Losing an advertiser because you wanted to charge $8 to iPhone users seems like a horrible business strategy
But what do I know, I didn’t come from a wealthy family and could never afford to take dumb risks
By DY_nasty Go To Postif he was as dumb as the memes he'd have been financially taken for a spin ages ago lol… the fact he's whimsically handling a whole social media pillar like its just some shitty used car he got stuck with really isn't hitting like a few of us thought it would.Plenty of people fail upwards and succeed in spite of not because of their capabilities.
there is very different punchline here imo but some of the jokes have been fire not gonna lie
How many managers have we all collectively had that got credit for our work but we all knew they were oxygen thieves deep down?
Elon's biggest talent was being part of the Paypal Mafia and being part of the boy's club that spat out all of the VCs that came from it.
By reilo Go To PostPlenty of people fail upwards and succeed in spite of not because of their capabilities.im not denying this. but for whatever reason, the idea that someone can legit play with a media outlet of this magnitude and not even worry about it doesn't come off nearly as jarring as i expected.
How many managers have we all collectively had that got credit for our work but we all knew they were oxygen thieves deep down?
Elon's biggest talent was being part of the Paypal Mafia and being part of the boy's club that spat out all of the VCs that came from it.
and come on. all these firings and house cleanings.... people are ridiculous. earlier the month, folks were crying about executives not getting their golden parachutes. and at the same time, folks are acting like people - capable people looking for a shot in that industry - aren't gonna be falling over themselves trying to prove they can be an asset in unfucking it all for cheap.
memes are not a story lol
People get too hung up on intelligence when it means shit in the face of unchecked ego and narcissism.
By SP Go To PostToo bad this won’t stop the narrative that rich people are smartDamn did I really?
Wasn’t it Lupercal saying we can’t call him a moron cuz he’s the richest person in the world?
I'll still say that he's not some bumbling buffoon who lucked into everything though.
Sliming his way into Paypal and then worming his way into Tesla, ousting the rightful owner etc...
This isn't some guy with just money.
But Twitter really is revealing how fragile he really is, all the money in the world can't hide his thin skin.