FootySlaent 14/15 OT3 - The Messiah has returned

As '#AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik' and '#PleaseZaynBackForUs' trended worldwide on Twitter, both celebrities and Directioners inundated the micro-blogging site with their thoughts on the departure which has rocked the showbiz world.

One of the many hysterical fans @imdenicetamba wrote: 'THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IMMORTAL AND ETERNAL OMG ZAYN JAVAAD MALIK DO NOT, come back.'

There were even threats, with @e_hazey saying: ;lemme find out you ditched mid world tour to go solo ill throw hands SOO FAST LEMME SEE YOU ON THE STREETS ONE TIME BOY DONT PLAY @ZAYNMALIK.'

‏@fivesexofhoran tweeted 'I can't live without Zayn Malik,' and @1Dupdategirls wrote: 'IM BROKEN, DO YOU HEAR ME? IM BLINDED. CAUSE YOU ARE EVERYTHING I SEE @zaynmalik.'

By nathan Go To Post

Fucking hell all these vines of girls crying are fucking killing me

like, sure have a cry. but dont put the fucking video on the internet 

why the fuck are they putting these on the internet

That's how shit works nowadays. 😞

By Probity Go To Post To be fair, they're probably watched more than your draw videos.

my draw videos were never meant to be immortal and eternal

By wedward Go To Post

Chuba Akpom is going on loan to Forest. 

just scored for england u20s

with nae Assombalonga will get some minutes in a good side

good chance for him to score his first competitive goal n develop some.

Cant' believe they finally didn't put PES on sale in the EU store. I mean how fucked up is that. Would have been amazing to play some matches with you guys between Bloodborne :/

By nathan Go To Post

As '#AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik' and '#PleaseZaynBackForUs' trended worldwide on Twitter, both celebrities and Directioners inundated the micro-blogging site with their thoughts on the departure which has rocked the showbiz world.

One of the many hysterical fans @imdenicetamba wrote: 'THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IMMORTAL AND ETERNAL OMG ZAYN JAVAAD MALIK DO NOT, come back.'

There were even threats, with @e_hazey saying: ;lemme find out you ditched mid world tour to go solo ill throw hands SOO FAST LEMME SEE YOU ON THE STREETS ONE TIME BOY DONT PLAY @ZAYNMALIK.'

‏@fivesexofhoran tweeted 'I can't live without Zayn Malik,' and @1Dupdategirls wrote: 'IM BROKEN, DO YOU HEAR ME? IM BLINDED. CAUSE YOU ARE EVERYTHING I SEE @zaynmalik.'

imagine historians 200 years from now putting this on a museum

the fall of one direction will have a whole chapter on most history books

By Probity Go To Post To be fair, they're probably watched more than your draw videos.

That would definitely give them something to cry about.

Mesut Ozil. Captain of Germany.

Bla and Milch must be so proud. 

By nathan Go To Post

Fucking hell all these vines of girls crying are fucking killing me

like, sure have a cry. but dont put the fucking video on the internet 

why the fuck are they putting these on the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9uJUuefPHU

I can't breathe

Link me the VIne's Nathan, like them me. 

By Probity Go To Post To be fair, they're probably watched more than your draw videos.

"nathanrb61 has spent over 207500 GTA Dollars on clothing.  -Yesterday, 10:12 PM"

And he didn't even thanked me. :(

By FootballFan Go To Post

I can't breathe

Let your feelings out. It's OK for a man to cry. You don't know you're beautiful.

Wait.  FF's video does the same job. Stand down. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKpwZQFvRhk

There's more

This is 2015

Edit: "Never has there been anything so hard to wake up to". Just you wait love.

By dark_prinny Go To Post

Cant' believe they finally didn't put PES on sale in the EU store. I mean how fucked up is that. Would have been amazing to play some matches with you guys between Bloodborne :/

Got the 3 of them for 40€, there is a special offer for the PSN in Germany where you load 50€ on to your acc, but only have to pay 40.

What a time to be Penny.

That's why I'll never have kids. Imagine having a daughter with two pieces of metal in her mouth crying out loud in front of her computer for some bullshit like that. I couldn't handle it.

Had a twelve year old show me how to beat the final GTA  bank heist via jet skis last night. Opened up all types of doors for the other heists. Anything is possible. What a game. 

Some of those in the second video are clearly joke ones but that girl in the glasses fuck me I'm in tears

By Pennywise Go To Post

Bought PES along with Game of Thrones season pass and Sherlock Holmes for the PS4.

Got the 3 of them for 40€, there is a special offer for the PSN in Germany where you load 50€ on to your acc, but only have to pay 40.

What a time to be Penny.

Is PES on sale on Germany?

WTF?

God I really do spend an awful lot on clothes

my character looks like charlie day so i have a charlie costume and a WILDCARD BITCHES YEEEE HAWWWWWWWW one too

By dark_prinny Go To Post

Is PES on sale on Germany?

WTF?

EU easter offers.

20€ for plus member.

By dark_prinny Go To Post

That's why I'll never have kids. Imagine having a daughter with two pieces of metal in her mouth crying out loud in front of her computer for some bullshit like that. I couldn't handle it.

You can't handle that imagine her having her first penis m8.

What a time to be a parent.

By Pennywise Go To Post

EU easter offers.

20€ for plus member.

It's not on the Spanish store, WTF!!!??

By Pennywise Go To Post

EU easter offers.

20€ for plus member.

Wow that is a steal. 

what a time to be a kraut

By rvy Go To Post

You can't handle that imagine her having her first penis m8.

What a time to be a parent.

That's why I stick with dogs.

Dan, just download it illegally like you did Xenogears.

The good armor was on the other side of town. Well, this was awkward.

By rvy Go To Post

You will die tonight m8.

They read slaent.

You might already be dead.

I seem to have survived so far. 2 weeks is light tbh.

By Pele.gif Go To Post

Congrats on the future perma m8. You'll soon have Full Member status on slaent. Only lurkers without account and perma'ds have this great privilege.

Something to look forward to :lol

By dark_prinny Go To Post

That's why I stick with dogs.

By dark_prinny Go To Post

That's why I'll never have kids. Imagine having a daughter with two pieces of metal in her mouth crying out loud in front of her computer for some bullshit like that. I couldn't handle it.

if my future daughter wants to humiliate herself in front of the internet she better buy her own webcam.

i'll be sure to teach her about good music first, tho

By dark_prinny Go To Post

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pls don't support this shit company.

Don't give them money. They don't deserve it. The editor is shit.

By rvy Go To Post

pls don't support this shit company.

Don't give them money. They don't deserve it. The editor is shit.

At that price. NO FUCKING WAY.

prinny cant you find it used? Konami doesnt deserve any money

By dark_prinny Go To Post

At that price. NO FUCKING WAY.

At any price. Giving 5 scents to Konami is already a crime against humanity.

All fucking companies are equally evil. The only purpose of a private corporation is to make money at all costs.

By dark_prinny Go To Post

All fucking companies are equally evil. The only purpose of a private corporation is to make money at all costs.

Eh. I like CD Projekt RED. They give shit for free to their costumers.

By dark_prinny Go To Post

All fucking companies are equally evil. The only purpose of a private corporation is to make money at all costs.

yeah but most companies dont actively hold creators prisoners

By dark_prinny Go To Post

At that price. NO FUCKING WAY.

https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/easter-sale/cid=STORE-MSF75508-EASSPRSALEPS4 ">https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/easter-sale/cid=STORE-MSF75508-EASSPRSALEPS4

British store.

https://store.playstation.com/#!/de-de/oster-angebote/cid=STORE-MSF75508-EASSPRSALE15https://store.playstation.com/#!/de-de/oster-angebote/cid=STORE-MSF75508-EASSPRSALE15">

German store.

One day soon yurt will you play bloodborne with me and kill everything for me

By Pennywise Go To Post

https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/easter-sale/cid=STORE-MSF75508-EASSPRSALEPS4 " target="_blank">https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-gb/easter-sale/cid=STORE-MSF75508-EASSPRSALEPS4

British store.

https://store.playstation.com/#!/de-de/oster-angebote/cid=STORE-MSF75508-EASSPRSALE15" target="_blank">https://store.playstation.com/#!/de-de/oster-angebote/cid=STORE-MSF75508-EASSPRSALE15https://store.playstation.com/#!/de-de/oster-angebote/cid=STORE-MSF75508-EASSPRSALE15" target="_blank">

German store.

Yeah I know. But I can't buy from there unless I make a German or UK account and I already have a JP and US one. Can't be bothered any more.

By dark_prinny Go To Post

Yeah I know. But I can't buy from there unless I make a German or UK account and I already have a JP and US one. Can't be bothered any more.

Just wondering why there isn't anything up on the spanish store, kinda weird.

By Pennywise Go To Post

Just wondering why there isn't anything up on the spanish store, kinda weird.

Everything else is. It's just fucking PES which is ever wierder!

By dark_prinny Go To Post

Everything else is. It's just fucking PES which is ever wierder!

Ah okay, thought the whole sale would be missing.

You should ask on the PS blog or somewhere similar.

By FootballFan Go To Post

Dan, just download it illegally like you did Xenogears.

I did no such thing, Sir! 

https://coupons.paypal.com/offers/m5u4a1m

Here is the UK coupon version.

Basicially if you add 50£, you only have to pay 40.

By Dan Go To Post

I did no such thing, Sir! 

Sure you didn't.