FootySlaent 14/15 OT3 - The Messiah has returned

By rvy Go To Post Obviously I am a genius and BBC should hire me as producer.

Caco Antibes surely has space on your new Top Gear squad?

Pulga are you ready to get trashed by a french colony today?

He can't speak English.

It's a two man show with Laurie and Atkinson.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/mar/25/arsenal-mesut-ozil-ballon-dor

</p><p><b>“If I continue to develop well and stay healthy, I would like, in the next few years, to hold the Ballon D’Or in my hands,” he told Sport Bild. “I am convinced that it can happen.</b></p><p></p><p>“I’m feeling very positive. I’m a world champion and I play at a top club in the Premier League. There is much more of a physical test here than there is in Spain or in the Bundesliga – I constantly have bruises, but that makes me harder. I feel physically better than ever.”

mesut, pls

By Esch Go To Post

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mesut, pls

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Stealing thishttp://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&jsonp=vglnk_142729638569416&key=de2ccb8ca8943c06669720e0a267a9f6&libId=i7ou3olg0100ag8y000DA711ooymv&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.neogaf.com%2Fforum%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D1016989&v=1&out=http%3A%2F%2Fpowerlisting.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FSpecial%3ARandom&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.neogaf.com%2Fforum%2Fforumdisplay.php%3Ff%3D3&title=Choose%20the%20Superpower%20you%20would%20have%20Part%20Deux%20-%20NeoGAF&txt=CLICK%20THIS%20LINK%20FOR%20YOUR%20SUPERPOWER"> "whats your superpower?" generator thing from GAF because I can't fucking post and I want to post my goddamn superpower,  

I got Interface Creation. The power to create a personal digital interface and manipulate the data via interactions with the computer hologram. Variation of Technology Manipulation.

This just means we will get even more of that clowns views, there will always be someone there to pick him up.

By Woodenlung Go To Post

This just means we will get even more of that clowns views, there will always be someone there to pick him up.

Yep, someone who won't be held accountable to the public and will thus let him get away with even more than the BBC have in the past.

Usho was the true hero of that Clarkson thread:

A rockstar? He's a flabby old Chelsea fan who probably votes UKIP. He couldn't be less of a rockstar.

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R.I.P Top Gear, 22 seasons ain't a bad run 

By Esch Go To Post

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/mar/25/arsenal-mesut-ozil-ballon-dor" target="_blank">http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/mar/25/arsenal-mesut-ozil-ballon-dor

mesut, pls

Yes Mesut!

By wedward Go To Post

Yes Mesut!

Team confidence is at an all time high, brav.

</p><p>Giroud has scored 13 times in 19 Premier League appearances in a season that was interrupted by a broken bone in his leg in August that put him on the sidelines for three months. That equates to a goal every 97 minutes, the best record of any player in the top flight.</p><p></p><p>Giroud returned to the Arsenal side in late November, however, and has scored six goals in his last five league games to propel Arsène Wenger’s side up to third in the table.

What a time to be bullish.

Rvy,  i can get you in m8, but please no Atkinson.

Napoleon Dynamite is such a good film

By Pele.gif Go To Post

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EDIT: Wait, gifs don't work? Well meant to post captainamericaiunderstoodthatreference.jif

By batong Go To Post

Rvy,  i can get you in m8, but please no Atkinson.

Nathan, Hitch and Will?

By The_Hitcher89 Go To Post

Napoleon Dynamite is such a good film

Imagine a T-Rex with a massive case of diarrhea shitting onto a pile for a week then multiply it by the number of goals Ronaldo and Messi scored in the last 5 seasons.

Are you picturing that pile? Well, that pile still has less crap than that shitty fucking excuse for a movie that is Napoleon Dynamite.

CCS is digging a hole in the Clarkson thread. 

By wedward Go To Post

CCS is digging a hole in the Clarkson thread. 

Surprisingly I managed to escape that one.

By LFMartins86 Go To Post

Imagine a T-Rex with a massive case of diarrhea shitting onto a pile for a week then multiply it by the number of goals Ronaldo and Messi scored in the last 5 seasons.

Are you picturing that pile? Well, that pile still has less crap than that shitty fucking excuse for a league that is the Primeira Liga

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How long are seasons over there? I thought they were short. Not sure whether I should be impressed by 22 seasons or not.

By shortyme Go To Post

How long are seasons over there? I thought they were short. Not sure whether I should be impressed by 22 seasons or not.

It's varied over the show's history, betwen 6 and 10 normally, generally closer to 10. Particularly if you count Christmas specials etc.

By shortyme Go To Post

How long are seasons over there? I thought they were short. Not sure whether I should be impressed by 22 seasons or not.

6-8 episodes normally (not sure about Top Gear)

By wedward Go To Post

CCS is digging a hole in the Clarkson thread. 

not really, he wasn't posting under some pretence of righteousness and fully admitted to his hypocrisy 

By Bold One Go To Post

not really, he wasn't posting under some pretence of righteousness and fully admitted to his hypocrisy 

Yeah, I want to make it clear that I don't believe a lot of the shit I said. I was bored and considering going for a fully fledged account suicide.

By LFMartins86 Go To Post Might work after all.  http://i.imgur.com/FIQ9uEl.jpg">

Yeah, it looks good, but like everything about Batman vs Superman, no matter how good it looks, I have this voice inside going; "but Snyder..."

I'm going to watch it at the cinemas because I'm a nerd, but I have fucking low expectations for it.

Some real big news today

Dion Dublin joining Homes Under the Hammer really shook me

"Dublin, who invented an instrument called a dube, was asked if he will have an influence on the music used in the show. "I've put a lot of CDs on the desk of the series producer." "

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The backlash that Oisin Tymon is receiving is pretty disheartening :(

You shouldn't be able to post without writing anything 

Did it again

I'm finding really difficult lol, my GF just compared the potential end of one direction to the beatles breaking up she's geniunely upset by Zane leaving. 

She tried to give me an analogy and compared her pain to Arsenal loosing to man u 8-2, I want to laugh but I cant lol. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMCbsA6FWbo

Suso starting in Milan's friendly in 13 minutes, in case any Pool fan wants to check him out. 

By Kidjr Go To Post

CCS some absouletly sensational posts in the top gear thread on GAF by the way. 

I'm actually dying with laughter HAHAHAHA 

I've never met a place with such a emaligamtion of people with such high level moral righteosness 

EDIT: Didnt see the account suicide still good banter

My god. You're taking typos to the next level

By Esch Go To Post

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Loooool

Everything about that club is so fake.

Christ lads I can't believe Zayn's gone. Got to feel for Perry even more really.

Just out of surgery where we reattached a pigs asshole to its,  ummm,  ass. 

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Pig was literally eating its own asshole.

By GQman2121 Go To Post

Just out of surgery where we reattached a pigs asshole to its,  ummm,  ass. 

Pig was literally eating its own asshole.

Wilbur sure is looking good.  http://i3.minus.com/ibg1yxwimtZgdv.png">

By Woodenlung Go To Post

Hixx, penny, whoever. Is cola dead? I'm afraid he's either that, or he finally went to one of those silence camps in the middle of the jungle, where it's forbidden to speak, that he talked about. 

He was on steam, and he used mumble for a conversation with a girl named yasmin.

By Esch Go To Post

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Shredded.

By Scum Go To Post

Wilbur sure is looking good.  http://i3.minus.com/ibg1yxwimtZgdv.png">

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So this Top Gear fiasco has alerted me to who on this forum I will affectionately refer to as cunts from now on.

By Slizz Go To Post

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Name pls

By Kidjr Go To Post

CCS some absouletly sensational posts in the top gear thread on GAF by the way. 

I'm actually dying with laughter HAHAHAHA 

I've never met a place with such a emaligamtion of people with such high level moral righteosness 

EDIT: Didnt see the account suicide still good banter

They even banned SmokyDave who is generally a tame guy.

While the person who compares supporting Clarkson implies it's the same as supporting someone like Savile, is still on the loose and continues with the bullshit.

By Coldnoodle Go To Post

Name pls

Jojo Levesque

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By Pennywise Go To Post

They even banned SmokyDave who is generally a tame guy.

While the person who compares supporting Clarkson implies it's the same as supporting someone like Savile, is still on the loose and continues with the bullshit.

Sad cunts the lot of them eh

By Slizz Go To Post

Jojo Levesque

Fuuuuccck dem big white legs