FootySlaent 14/15 OT3 - The Messiah has returned

How does that work Odd? I thought that once you beat a boss you can't fight it again.

</p><p><b>Falcao drops Juve hint</b><br></p><p><br></p><p> <b>Juventus transfer target Radamel Falcao hinted he could quit Manchester United for “a place where I can play.”</b><br><br>The Colombian is on international duty ahead of a friendly in Bahrain and spoke to Radio Caracol on his future.<br><br>“Obviously I need to find a place where I have continuity and can play,” said Falcao.<br><br>“I think any footballer needs to play and is happy playing. I’m totally committed to the club, there are eight matches to go and anything can happen.<br><br>“So when the championship ends. I’ll sit down, do an analysis and decide what’s best for me.”

I...fail to see where he mentioned Juve, you sensationalist pricks.

By Willkiller Go To Post

I hadn't had much trouble with any boss until Amelia, that area around her and the fight itself is destroying me. I feel slightly under-levelled but I'm not sure where to get some easy BE to level

that was actually one of the bosses I killed on my first try, and with like...2 potions haha. What weapon did you go for? I think the bosses difficulty is heavily dependent on that

her attacking pattern is pretty basic and avoidable. I dunno if that helped by I used Fire Paper on my weapon

DP

By Phlebas Go To Post

How does that work Odd? I thought that once you beat a boss you can't fight it again.

Started a new play through to prove to myself that I didn't just get lucky and don't suck horribly.

I'm hearing that Sterling isn't playing against Italy in Turin. What a damn shame

It'll be the first ever Azzurri game in the Juve Stadium btw! Imagine being sullied by Roy's England of all Englands

By Yurt Go To Post

I'm hearing that Sterling isn't playing against Italy in Turin. What a damn shame

It'll be the first ever Azzurri game in the Juve Stadium btw! Imagine being sullied by Roy's England of all Englands

Yurt I played 10 minutes of Dark Souls last night.  I died thinking I was meant to fight the Asylum Demon.

By LabouredSubterfuge Go To Post

Yurt I played 10 minutes of Dark Souls last night.  I died thinking I was meant to fight the Asylum Demon.

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All I ever did in dark souls was using 55 minutes in the character creator. Then starting the game and trying to stab some nun in the cunt (might have been a monk) and then I died. What a terrible game.

By Clydefrog Go To Post

edit wtf

Paging Zabo and or Scum(Dunno if you backed it) 

PoE Backer keys are now available 

http://164.177.157.12/img/blog/2015%2f3%2fCarrick-Top-Image.jpg"> WAYNE ROONEH

@Horse

Hahahah 

Horse pls we said try BB not DS! 

Got a payrise yesterday. This work lark is easy yo.

MESSI IS 27 YEARS OLD

RONALDO IS 30

The Banned Paper Rodgers article about him showing Mario a piece of paper with an acronym and a stick man with a crown on his head, and being annoyed at not being taken seriously.

That piece is pretty fucking gushing. A 3-0 defeat supposedly showed Rodgers' system was shipshape.

By Yurt Go To Post

http://164.177.157.12/img/blog/2015%2f3%2fCarrick-Top-Image.jpg"> WAYNE ROONEH

@Horse

Hahahah 

Horse pls we said try BB not DS! 

My love I can't play at unlocked 30 fps with poor frame timing. Especially a game that requires fast reactions and large penalties for missing your mark. No thank you sir.

DS at 60 fps and 4k it is.

The Beeb made the right choice

By LabouredSubterfuge Go To Post

My love I can't play at unlocked 30 fps with poor frame timing. Especially a game that requires fast reactions and large penalties for missing your mark. No thank you sir.

DS at 60 fps and 4k it is.

Horse if this isn't a PC-Elitist joke post I'm gonna genuinely stab you right in the gluteus maximus

The frame rate is steady and rarely drops (I think it dipped only once on me and for 1.5 seconds)

If you can handle DS then you can abso-fucking-lutely handle Bb! Forzzaaaaazaaaa

By Salazar Go To Post

The Banned Paper Rodgers article about him showing Mario a piece of paper with an acronym and a stick man with a crown on his head, and being annoyed at not being taken seriously.

That piece is pretty fucking gushing. A 3-0 defeat supposedly showed Rodgers' system was shipshape.

Tbf they went on a pretty good run after that.

By Phlebas Go To Post

Paging Zabo and or Scum(Dunno if you backed it) 

PoE Backer keys are now available 

Check your PM box on GAP, good sir.

PM me if you want my Time Warner password for shitty Dodgers and Lakers games

By Clydefrog Go To Post

PM me if you want my Time Warner password for shitty Dodgers and Lakers games

You can't PM on here yet Clyde. Put it out in the open, share the lakers and dodgers

By batong Go To Post

The Beeb made the right choice

Is it bad that I can't wait to see Jezza's new car show?

By Woodenlung Go To Post

You can't PM on here yet Clyde. Put it out in the open, share the lakers and dodgers

eat a dick, Woodenlung?

Gareth Bale is the Real Madrid player who comes out of the Clásico with the most damage. Madrid fans were disappointed with the performance of the Welshman and 68.3 per cent of them want him out of the starting line-up according to a survey of 8,532 supporters on AS.com, answering ‘Would you keep Bale in Madrid’s starting line-up?’.

christ.

By Clydefrog Go To Post

eat a dick, Woodenlung?

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Please let me use this on you

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i'm game.  honest.

you wouldn't kill me, would you?

By FlutterPuffs Go To Post

christ.

We should just bring him home. Real still have a couple more payments to make on his fee, maybe we can do a deal. Or maybe he'll just go to United for £120m to hoof the ball at Fellaini's hair.

Replied. 

By Zabojnik Go To Post

Check your PM box on GAP, good sir.

Gather your party before venturing forth, Phlebas and Facism. Enjoy m8s!.

By rossonero Go To Post

Is it bad that I can't wait to see Jezza's new car show?

Of course not. I'm just waiting to see if they'll change this meeting room to be called the jeremy clarkson room. You know, where you'll get a punch from your boss if you don't watch it.

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I thought Chris Bascombe's article on the Sterling situation in today's Telegraph was good.

Although I think he underestimates the significance of them losing Sterling at this stage of his career. 

Never really considered it a serious possibility that he could be leaving but I'm not so sure now. A switch to Man City makes sense.  

Sterling is a fkin merc 

That leaked England line up is just daft enough that it might actually work. Although something like this should have been tried a while ago. 

Been watching a lot of Bloodbourne streams. Looks a good game, definitely think I'll pick it up next week. The load times are the main thing that'll piss me off.

This new posting system/editor is great too.

Dunno if this has already been posted but apparently this might be England's new away Kit https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/englandkit.jpg">

What do you guys think of it? I really like it

Lights are off and headphones are on. Day 2 begins

By Vivalabanter Go To Post

I thought Chris Bascombe's article on the Sterling situation in today's Telegraph was good.

Although I think he underestimates the significance of them losing Sterling at this stage of his career. 

Never really considered it a serious possibility that he could be leaving but I'm not so sure now. A switch to Man City makes sense.  

Just read it; you're right, it is a good piece. No brainer for City to go for him really. Replaces Navas, is young and English. Would be very surprised if he didn't move there this summer as it stands. 

cheers zabo <3

I'm waiting for the postman, hoping the Royal Mail are on the ball.

By nathan Go To Post

Just read it; you're right, it is a good piece. No brainer for City to go for him really. Replaces Navas, is young and English. Would be very surprised if he didn't move there this summer as it stands. 

I would still be surprised as I don't see Liverpool selling for a high fee and not sure City can fund that move at the moment. Think FFP limits still apply? 

I doubt it's their priority.

Yeah Sterling to us makes a lot of sense. We really need to up our contingent of English players. Wouldn't be surprised if we brought in 3 in the summer, depending on who we lose/sell.

Pls keep Milner.

Wouldnt mind going for Sterling if Walcott leaves this summer, but he's probably going to City 

Ibe is the future GOAT anyway

Hixx, penny, whoever. Is cola dead? I'm afraid he's either that, or he finally went to one of those silence camps in the middle of the jungle, where it's forbidden to speak, that he talked about. 

Just read that Sterling article, good writing. If Harry Kane can be happy with 45k a week, then Sterling needs to reassess his value. 

By Kidjr Go To Post

Just read that Sterling article, good writing. If Harry Kane can be happy with 45k a week, then Sterling needs to reassess his value. 

Or he needs to go somewhere and be happy. Everyone wants to be happy 

By nathan Go To Post

How do you guys play without a fucking guide? I'm shitting myself going round every corner. Will only play in the day. 

that's the point Nathannnnn

dat dread, it's inLVgenious innit

Resident Evil and the other shitty horror games dream of this

By Yurt Go To Post

that's the point Nathannnnn

dat dread, it's inLVgenious innit

Resident Evil and the other shitty horror games dream of this

yeah headphones on and in the dark. feels so good when someone just pops out from behind you. I haven't felt like this since Dead Space

Dead space was much like outlast not very scary though. As they constantly threw os many shock moments at you, that you fully expected it around each corner. Cheap and shitty horror. 

I enjoyed it, you knew it was coming but it still got my heart beating.