FootySlaent 14/15 OT3 - The Messiah has returned

By Vlatko Go To Post

I unboxed a knife worth $250

Thought that was a good time to stop buying keys.

True dat. Must've bought 20-25 keys in total. Never got anything worth more than 25 cents. 

By Tom Go To Post

I have no doubts about that ADM story but the stuff he said about Dave :( 

Tom bb De GOAT is gone. 

Valdes will be the No 1 next season. (That's what he was told when he signed)

There have been too many stories about it now. He is claiming Perira's agent told him. There was another story that came from Sam Johnstone's agent/reps. Then just the fact he isn't even negotiating a new deal right now. It's happening. Big shame.

Messi will make sure de Gea regrets leaving manutd And joining Madrid.

Going to kill Madrid for manutd bros.

By Bacon Go To Post

True dat. Must've bought 20-25 keys in total. Never got anything worth more than 25 cents. 

I've been pretty luck then.  I opened around 40 cases and got a $30 skin to go with the knife.  Also got a souvenir drop from the last tournament that I sold for $15.

Was always going to happen I guess. Had faint hopes the Atleti boy inside him would turn it down, but c'est la vie. 

By nathan Go To Post

Was always going to happen I guess. Had faint hopes the Atleti boy inside him would turn it down, but c'est la vie. 

It's that bitch.

What is it that Morsel said about pretty girls again?

Wilbur will finally cheer for barca.

By Vivalabanter Go To Post

It's that bitch.

What is it that Morsel said about pretty girls again?

never trust them

Valdes is good too. Not too fussed. 

Skrtel is contesting it looooooooool

Like a big old shame milkshake to wash down the defeat burger

</p><p><b>TRANSFER GOSSIP&nbsp;</b></p><p><span>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is ready to make a £12m move for Manchester United and England defender Chris Smalling, 25, who he first tried to buy in 2010. (Daily Mirror) &nbsp;</span></p><p>Radamel Falcao, 29, wants to end his disappointing spell at Manchester United in the summer - even if Louis van Gaal offers him a permanent deal. (Manchester Evening News) </p><p>Southampton defender Toby Alderweireld, 26, has hinted at a switch to Tottenham this summer by admitting he would like to play with former Ajax team-mate Jan Vertonghen again. (Daily Telegraph) </p><p>Chelsea scouts watched Lazio forward Felipe Anderson, 21, who is under contract until 2020, score both goals in the recent 2-0 win at Torino. (London Evening Standard) </p><p>Chelsea want £10m for goalkeeper Petr Cech, 32, who is thought to be looking for a move this summer after losing his first-team place to Thibaut Courtois, 22. (Daily Mirror) </p><p>Everton's Scotland international midfielder Steven Naismith, 28, has refused to rule out a return to Rangers. (Liverpool Echo) </p><p>Manchester United's hopes of signing Porto full-back Danilo, 23, have been boosted after he denied any knowledge of an impending move to Real Madrid. (Metro) </p><p><b>OTHER GOSSIP</b><span></span></p><p>England manager Roy Hodgson has criticised photographers after pictures emerged of a suspected team line-up which suggests he plans to start Harry Kane in Friday's Euro 2016 qualifier against Lithuania. (Talksport) </p><p>Arsenal will ask record signing Mesut Ozil, 26, to explain his actions after he was pictured in a Berlin nightclub hours after being declared unfit to play, but insist the midfielder was free to go out on a night off. (London Evening Standard) </p><p><span>Former QPR manager Harry Redknapp says attacker Raheem Sterling, 20, is lucky to play for Liverpool and should sign a new contract. (Talksport) &nbsp;</span></p><p>Winger Gareth Bale, 25, is under pressure at Real Madrid after supporters cast him as a scapegoat for the club's defeat by Barcelona. (Daily Mail) </p><p>Former Newcastle striker Mick Quinn has criticised manager John Carver's attack on unnamed ex-Magpies players in the press who have been critical of him and the club. (Newcastle Chronicle) </p><p>Aston Villa defender Leandro Bacuna, 23, reckons a jovial training ground since the arrival of new boss Tim Sherwood has helped lift the club away from the bottom three. (Birmingham Mail) </p><p><b>BEST OF SOCIAL MEDIA</b></p><p><span>Liverpool defender Jose Enrique, 29, found an unusual alternative to gym work, swimming with dolphins in Dubai, and he tweeted: "Amazing experience. One of the best things ever."&nbsp;</span></p><p>QPR striker Charlie Austin tweeted cryptically: "Ouija time" before clarifying soon afterwards: "It's just the film people, I'm not mad."</p><p>Midfielder Nabil Bentaleb acknowledged Tottenham team-mate Ryan Mason's England call and said: "Congrats to Ryan Mason on the call-up, you truly deserved it. #HardWorkAlwaysPaysOff."</p><p>England captain Wayne Rooney on Instagram: "Good to be back with the England squad and nice to pick up the Player of the Year award this morning, thanks again to everybody that voted."</p><p><b>AND FINALLY….</b></p><p>Manchester United winger Ashley Young was informed on Twitter he had accidentally broken a Manchester City fan's phone when taking a selfie with them, and responded by offering to pay for a repair. (Metro) </p><p>Google is investigating how an abusive message was pinned to its map of Manchester United's Old Trafford stadium. (Manchester Evening News) </p><p>Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal is to be handed an award from the Dutch Judo Association. (Inside Futbol)&nbsp;</p><p>

Former QPR manager Harry Redknapp says attacker Raheem Sterling, 20, is lucky to play for Liverpool and should sign a new contract. (Talksport)  

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By Willkiller Go To Post

All these casuals struggling with Father Gascoigne 

Cleric Beast was much harder. FG is basically parry + riposte... then when phase 2 comes Urn and Molotov

De Gea is coming for free in 2016 right?

New post thingy and layout seem nice, great job.

I wonder if Jose Enrique has sent any more videos to Arnie on whatsapp

Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal is to be handed an award from the Dutch Judo Association. (Inside Futbol)

By Gurthang Go To Post

De Gea is coming for free in 2016 right?

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Pillars of Eternity preload is now live. 

Dan 

Dc89

Did you do it 

By hixx33 Go To Post

Cleric Beast was much harder. FG is basically parry + riposte... then when phase 2 comes Urn and Molotov

I hadn't had much trouble with any boss until Amelia, that area around her and the fight itself is destroying me. I feel slightly under-levelled but I'm not sure where to get some easy BE to level

Ugh, I'm extremely close to buying stupid Bloodeborne just because I have nothing new to play. Really trying to be mature and hold back though. I'm not fully convinced the game is for me, and I don't want to waste my money just because I'm a little bored overall.

By Phlebas Go To Post

Pillars of Eternity preload is now live. 

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Backers are getting their keys later than people who pre-ordered through steam.  Should be a few hours AFAIK for anyone who backed. 

By Scum Go To Post

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By Salazar Go To Post

Skrtel is contesting it looooooooool

Like a big old shame milkshake to wash down the defeat burger

'I was only running in a straight line'

Was clearly intentional, and he'll get banned for 4 games instead of 3. Absolute embarassment.

By Probity Go To Post

Ugh, I'm extremely close to buying stupid Bloodeborne just because I have nothing new to play. Really trying to be mature and hold back though. I'm not fully convinced the game is for me, and I don't want to waste my money just because I'm a little bored overall.

GTA is better m8

That reminds me, anyone getting GTAV on PC? 

By Phlebas Go To Post

That reminds me, anyone getting GTAV on PC? 

I may get it, but probably until it's on sale in the Christmas Sale

By Willkiller Go To Post

All these casuals struggling with Father Gascoigne 

Dude. DUDE. He was so hard for me. I'm re-rolling my char just to beat him again because I want to confirm I wasn't just lucky and I actually mastered the fight. :lol

Nathan pls

By Pele.gif Go To Post

Nathan pls

How many underage hookers did you have to pimp out to afford it?

Probity is the most verbose teenager since Holden Caulfield

By hixx33 Go To Post

Cleric Beast was much harder. FG is basically parry + riposte... then when phase 2 comes Urn and Molotov

Really?! I had way more trouble with Gascoigne. CB I killed first try without even working up a sweat. I didn't even die once until I got to Gascoigne. D:

How is Rooney the best English player over the last twelve months? Is this a worldwide fan vote or something? 

By OddMorsel Go To Post

Probity is the most verbose teenager since Holden Caulfield

Lmao. Pete you're always right.

By OddMorsel Go To Post

Really?! I had way more trouble with Gascoigne. CB I killed first try without even working up a sweat. I didn't even die once until I got to Gascoigne. D:

Gascoigne was such a fun fight, only got badly beaten by him once. Cleric I did on the first go, Gascoigne on the 4th, BSB on the 3rd. The fourth boss and the surrounding area is a nightmare though. 

By Willkiller Go To Post

Gascoigne was such a fun fight, only got badly beaten by him once. Cleric I did on the first go, Gascoigne on the 4th, BSB on the 3rd. The fourth boss and the surrounding area is a nightmare though. 

Took me 7-8 tries for Gascoigne. You are correct it is super fun. I'm gonna try some of th techniques people have figured out on him. First time I did it just with dodging and stabbing him. 

By nathan Go To Post

GTA is better m8

By OddMorsel Go To Post

Took me 7-8 tries for Gascoigne. You are correct it is super fun. I'm gonna try some of th techniques people have figured out on him. First time I did it just with dodging and stabbing him. 

Once I got the parry timing that was it, timed it perfectly so I took a huge chunk of health as he went beast mode. Helped a fair few people with him after because it's such a good fight.

By Willkiller Go To Post

Once I got the parry timing that was it, timed it perfectly so I took a huge chunk of health as he went beast mode. Helped a fair few people with him after because it's such a good fight.

Sweet. Can't wait to get back to killin him. 

How do you guys play without a fucking guide? I'm shitting myself going round every corner. Will only play in the day. 

GTA V > Bloodborne

Playing empty-ish game alone I've experienced a lot of < something new

The issue is the playing GTA Online alone. I've got nothing to do in the story side anymore so I'm stuck messing about with no purpose.

GTA online with friends is one of the best experiences out there. Just played with some of my m8s and Nathan, so much fun.

Look at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTvZULpuawA

What a grenade!! Lol, I had to type this link, paste doesn't work. Reilo pls fix this.

Forcefield by Tokyo Police Club is legit. What a fun album!

Gazza is going down when I get back home. I finally have fully explored everywhere and what a beautiful world it is. 

I definitely recommend  to anyone new to the game to take their rime and explore. Opening up shortcuts will help you saw much if you are not great at defeating bosses. 

By OddMorsel Go To Post

Probity is the most verbose teenager since Holden Caulfield

If we awarded a Puskas for post of the year, I'd nominate this one.

@Probity, save your money and either play an older game you've always wanted to or just read a book.

My boss has Dota 2 couriers that in total are worth USD20k.

Hell, I bought my PS4 by flipping couriers, buying low, selling them when their price is higher. Was such a fun time.

Danilo talking about the Madrid interest to the press.  said that he is proud of the interest and  will assess his options at the end of the season

Do it uncle flo 

By Zabojnik Go To Post

So when does The Order turn to absolute dogshite, as most of the reviews / scores suggested? I'm in Chapter 8 and it's been a rather enjoyable experience so far.

felt the same way.

The last chapters were REALLY brief though, like one encounter per chapter

they could've just combined the last 3-4 chapters really

Damn I have well and truly mastered Gascoigne. Second time around only used 1 Blood Vial to kill him. And no gimmicky shit