5 year contract is surprising
Strikes me as the kind of player who may well sit about doing fuck all for a few years
Strikes me as the kind of player who may well sit about doing fuck all for a few years
I think it will be either a great signing or a bust.
Not really sure he did enough at Stoke to deserve a move to a CL club.
Not really sure he did enough at Stoke to deserve a move to a CL club.
I want Neymar to enjoy the hell that is known as Ligue Un.
I can't wait for the Buffon pissed off with Neymar stories.
I can't wait for the Buffon pissed off with Neymar stories.
Shakira will fail. He's lazier than he looks, and won't take kindly to sitting on the bench for long periods of time.
By inky Go To PostShakira will fail. He's lazier than he looks, and won't take kindly to sit on the bench for long periods of time.
He is a chubby little midget, he already looks lazy as fuck.
OMG, I just saw a video that said Ronaldo nearly didn't sign for RM in 2002 because Perez's son was using the dial up internet connection when Inter were trying to call lol
My mum was telling me just now that her friend’s son is in the junior wimbledon final
Incredible claim to fame for her
Incredible claim to fame for her
By Hitch Go To PostShaqAttackI hope you get relegated purely because of this post.
XS-ive girth
By inky Go To PostShakira will fail. He's lazier than he looks, and won't take kindly to sitting on the bench for long periods of time.But he's thicc as shit doe.
By Facism Go To PostI had an intense stomach ache yesterday that felt like i was constantly on the edge of needing to poop.:o
A few hours later i dropped a 13 inch hovna that wouldn't flush first time.
God moves in mysterious ways.
That sounds intense
By FootbalIFan Go To Post:o
That sounds intense
just to make sure, it didn't take me a few hours to push it out. Just that a few hours later it peeked the ring-piece like a pro CSGO player with an AWP.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Counter Strike Global Offensive. The recoil is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of spray control, most of the bullets will go over a typical enemy's head. There’s also the CT's nihilistic look, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.
The global elite's understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the game, to realise that it's not just a game- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Counter Strike Global Offensive truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the importance of the existential catchphrase “Don't be a loser, buy a defuser” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gabe Newell's genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them.
The global elite's understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the game, to realise that it's not just a game- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Counter Strike Global Offensive truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the importance of the existential catchphrase “Don't be a loser, buy a defuser” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gabe Newell's genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them.
By Wahabipapangus Go To PostTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Counter Strike Global Offensive. The recoil is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of spray control, most of the bullets will go over a typical enemy's head. There’s also the CT's nihilistic look, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.I bet you still don't do it regularly.
The global elite's understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the game, to realise that it's not just a game- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Counter Strike Global Offensive truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the importance of the existential catchphrase “Don't be a loser, buy a defuser” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gabe Newell's genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them.
By Pennywise Go To PostI bet you still don't do it regularly.
typo. it's only a loser buys a defuser.
i do this reguarly though, like every day.
By Hixx Go To PostHe had 10k the other day and was the only one on the team without one.
Lost round due to it :ludono:
sounds like fake news
By Wahabipapangus Go To Posttypo. it's only a loser buys a defuser.You already posted that.
i do this reguarly though, like every day.
Get something new m8.
Like I don't think Blind was even that bad. Was a perfectly adequate CB for United and could pass the ball correctly which is something most of our CB's can't. Played fine under LvG but struggled with a Mourinho.
By Pennywise Go To PostYou already posted that.
Get something new m8.
not in this thread ok
have this last bullet clutch
By Wahabipapangus Go To Postsounds like fake news
only the realest, freshest news from ya boi hixxie
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Footy Banter
Chelsea have been offered a cash-plus-player deal by Barcelona for France midfielder N'Golo Kante, 27. Portugal midfielder Andre Gomes, 24, is the player Barca are willing to include. (Sky Sports)
Tottenham look set to miss out on Bordeaux forward Malcom, 21, with Inter Milan favourites to sign the Brazilian on an initial loan deal. (Times)
Leicester are ready to offer England defender Harry Maguire, 25, an improved contract - taking his weekly wage from £45,000 to about £75,000 - in an attempt to ward off interest from Manchester United. (Mail)
Lazio's Brazil midfielder Felipe Anderson, 25, is expected to complete a move to West Ham in the next few days, after having a medical on Friday. (London Evening Standard)
Paris St-Germain will offer Neymar an improved contract as they try to deter Real Madrid from making an offer for the 26-year-old Brazil forward. (AS)
Crystal Palace boss Roy Hodgson says Mali midfielder Bakary Sako, 30, has turned down the offer of a new contract. (Football.London)
Manchester United are in discussions to sign Inter Milan's Croatia winger Ivan Perisic, 29. (Paris United, via Sun)
Newcastle's hopes of signing Crystal Palace's English winger Andros Townsend, 26, depend on whether Stoke can agree a deal for the Magpies' Scottish winger Matt Ritchie, 28. (Newcastle Chronicle)
Manchester United full-back Matteo Darmian could be set to return to Italy, with Inter Milan having made a loan offer for the 28-year-old Italian. (Mirror)
Kyle Bartley is expected to complete his move to West Brom in the next 24 hours after the Baggies agreed a £4m fee with Swansea for the 27-year-old English defender. (Express and Star)
Reports Watford have rejected a bid in excess of £20m from Everton for French midfielder Abdoulaye Doucoure, 25, are wide of the mark. (Watford Observer)
Brighton are keen to sign Mali midfielder Yves Bissouma from Lille, with Fulham also thought to be interested in the 21-year-old. (Argus)
Nigeria midfielder Wilfred Ndidi says he has never thought about leaving Leicester, and the club are set to offer the 21-year-old a new contract. (Leicester Mercury)
Paris St-Germain will offer Neymar an improved contract as they try to deter Real Madrid from making an offer for the 26-year-old Brazil forward. (AS)
Please let this be true just for the hilarity of it all.
He is already back in Lisbon so I wouldn't be shocked if it actually happened like that.
By Wahabipapangus Go To Posttypo. it's only a loser buys a defuser.Too easy.
i do this reguarly though, like every day.
Cool bit of news with Naby Keita taking to heart the Asian supporters’ discomfort with his tattoo and getting it covered up. I wasn’t aware of it, but he apparently has a tattoo of the sun on his shoulder, and it looks uncomfortably familiar to the Japanese Imperial flag. The Asian supporters put together a letter, and Liverpool responded. Now he’s getting his tattoo covered up. Pretty cool to see a guy willing to do this when by all rights he doesn’t have to.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostWhat a player. I truly believe he can help us achieve our ultimate goal. Win 10 scudettos in a row.
By Zabojnik Go To PostWhat a player. I truly believe he can help us achieve our ultimate goal. Win 10 scudettos in a row.Mate, you could gave made Andy Caroll your main man and you'd still achieve that.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostTake good care of him Juve-bros, you have yourselves one of the greatest of all time legends. I hope you guys can enjoy hm playing for your team as much as I did when he played for Madrid.