By rvy Go To PostGomes suffers from depression and needs counseling, so you know.what you're saying is, he fits right in
He’s gonna suck.
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West Ham are close to signing Jack Wilshere, who is a free agent after leaving Arsenal. The Hammers have offered the 26-year-old a three-year deal worth £100,000 a week. (Sun)
Manchester City are a step closer to completing the signing of Italy midfielder Jorginho, 26, after Napoli confirmed the arrival of his replacement Fabian Ruiz, 22. (Manchester Evening News)
Manchester City centre-back Aymeric Laporte, 24, is considering switching his international allegiance to Spain after he was left out of France's World Cup squad. (Manchester Evening News)
The terms of Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo's move to Juventus were agreed during a meeting between Real president Florentino Perez, his assistant Jose Angel Sanchez and Ronaldo's agent Jorge Mendes on Wednesday night. (Marca)
Meanwhile, Facebook are in talks with Ronaldo over a $10m 13-episode reality TV series. (Variety)
Paris St-Germain will reportedly announce the signing of legendary Italian goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon, 40, on Monday. (Le Parisien - in French)
Manchester United are ready to reward England midfielder Jesse Lingard, 25, with a bumper new contract despite him only signing a new four-year deal in April. (Sun)
Paris St-Germain want to sign Chelsea and France midfielder N'Golo Kante this summer. The Blues want £100m for the 27-year-old but have lined up Lyon's Tanguy Ndombele, 21, as a potential replacement. (Goal)
Tottenham are favourites to sign Aston Villa midfielder Jack Grealish, 22, but Spurs chairman Daniel Levy is waiting to exploit the Championship club's financial troubles. (Mirror)
Maurizio Sarri is expecting to finally be announced as Antonio Conte's replacement as Chelsea boss at the start of next week. (Mail)
Premier League newcomers Fulham have joined the race to sign Celtic and Belgium defender Dedryck Boyata, 27. (Sun)
Everton have rejected a £12m bid from RB Leipzig for forward Ademola Lookman, 20. (Mirror)
Wigan are offering a return to football for former Sunderland midfielder Darron Gibson, 30. The Republic of Ireland international is training with the Latics. (Sun)
Derby have rejected interest from Brighton in goalkeeper Scott Carson, 32. (Derby Telegraph)
Leeds defender Tyler Denton, 22, is set to go out on loan to Peterborough. (Yorkshire Evening Post)
Millwall are not interested in selling 23-year-old defender Jake Cooper with Rangers reportedly interested. (Sky Sports)
Tottenham are favourites to sign Aston Villa midfielder Jack Grealish, 22, but Spurs chairman Daniel Levy is waiting to exploit the Championship club's financial troubles. (Mirror)
By Auto Simeone Go To PostLink m8André Gomes : "I am afraid to leave the house."
He really needs to start fresh somewhere else.
A club like Arsenal that's rebuilding and won't have as much pressure to win titles might be a good fit.
What will he do when we are in the FA Cup final in front of millions of fans
He's gonna shit himself
Bring Wilshere back
He's gonna shit himself
Bring Wilshere back
By n8 dogg Go To PostI’m in love with Julia Louis DreyfusRespect
Seinfeld is still worse than Curb though
By n8 dogg Go To PostI’m in love with Julia Louis DreyfusDoes she make you 💦 as much as J Lingz?
By Auto Simeone Go To PostWhat will he do when we are in the FA Cup final in front of millions of fansIt's Arsenal fans, as long as he doesn't watch Arsenal TV, he will be fine.
He's gonna shit himself
Bring Wilshere back
By n8 dogg Go To PostI’m in love with Julia Louis Dreyfus
She is an amazing woman. Glad to see that she apparently has beaten cancer.
Looks like Ronaldo will be in Turin on Saturday.
I can't fucking believe this, this is really happening.
I can't fucking believe this, this is really happening.
One full season of Benzema as the sole scoring option.
Kane/Salah/Neymar/Mbappe aren't happening.
Icardi and Lewa would be good tho.
Bale-Lewa/Benz-Isco/Asensio
Kroos-Case-Modric/Isco
Should repeat CL tbh
Boateng should also be bought. Varane is too injury prone and Ramos gets suspended every 10 games. Vallejo to loan. Add Courtois + Odriozola. Keep Ceballos, Kovacic and Llorente.
Good summer business.
Kane/Salah/Neymar/Mbappe aren't happening.
Icardi and Lewa would be good tho.
Bale-Lewa/Benz-Isco/Asensio
Kroos-Case-Modric/Isco
Should repeat CL tbh
Boateng should also be bought. Varane is too injury prone and Ramos gets suspended every 10 games. Vallejo to loan. Add Courtois + Odriozola. Keep Ceballos, Kovacic and Llorente.
Good summer business.
By Gurthang Go To PostOne full season of Benzema as the sole scoring option.I don't know what people see in Lewa, yeah he's talented but he's a) old and b) doesn't show up in big games. Pass.
Kane/Salah/Neymar/Mbappe aren't happening.
Icardi and Lewa would be good tho.
Bale-Lewa/Benz-Isco/Asensio
Kroos-Case-Modric/Isco
Should repeat CL tbh
Boateng should also be bought. Varane is too injury prone and Ramos gets suspended every 10 games. Vallejo to loan. Add Courtois + Odriozola. Keep Ceballos, Kovacic and Llorente.
Good summer business.
Icardi yes.
Courtois? Pass. May as well keep Navas, the problem isn't our keeper it's the defending.
Keep Ceballos, Kovacic and Llorente? Yes. Especially Kovacic.
We need to get Mbappe, I don't think it's going to happen this summer but to me the only other player that can replace Ronaldo is Mbappe.
Imagine Vinicius jr has an explosive year and turns out to be the real deal? :)
By Perfect Blue Go To PostStill can't believe we are getting Flabber's boy Higuain.He's not a boy, and I certainly don't claim him.
What are the latest rumors surrounding the deal? What's the quoted price? Is Morata still leaving?
By FligureSkatingFan Go To PostHe's not a boy, and I certainly don't claim him.Higs' brother & agent saying he wants to stay at Juve and play with CR7. I doubt we'll hear more about it until Sarri is official.
What are the latest rumors surrounding the deal? What's the quoted price? Is Morata still leaving?
By BarcaPuff Go To PostHiguains brother has denied the transfer Flabber. That's the last piece of news about it.
By Zabojnik Go To PostHigs' brother & agent saying he wants to stay at Juve and play with CR7. I doubt we'll hear more about it until Sarri is official.Ah. I'm, for one, curious to see what Sarri might be able to do with Morata. And he has Giroud to fall back on, anyways, or Hazard as a false nine. I don't think Chelsea really need the Argentine.
By FligureSkatingFan Go To PostHe's not a boy, and I certainly don't claim him.This is how all the kids speak these days. It's lit.
What are the latest rumors surrounding the deal? What's the quoted price? Is Morata still leaving?
What they said. ^
No idea what's happening with Morata. Supposedly his agent had a meeting with Chelsea to determine what to do. Price apparently 60m lol.
I still think Higs and Sandro are the two most likely to leave. Mandz possibly, but it's been quiet on that front, so idk.
Bring me Antonio Marziale, inky.
Bring me Antonio Marziale, inky.
By FligureSkatingFan Go To PostYou're on the verge of signing the best LW in the world, and you want Martial.We both know he'll tore his ACL three weeks into training. We need a backup.
By Zabojnik Go To PostWe both know he'll tore his ACL three weeks into training. We need a backup.I think you're forgetting that we live within a reality where Milik tore both of his cruciate ligaments and the Argenswine has been consistently healthy.
Ronaldo will be fine, and Verdi will drop like a stone.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostNo no no no no.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostLooks like Ronaldo will be in Turin on Saturday.Ronaldo is just scaremongering
I can't fucking believe this, this is really happening.
By Hitch Go To PostRonaldo is just scaremongeringOnce Uncle Flo pays for his tax fraud fine Ronaldo will sequeda all the way to the bank.
By BarcaPuff Go To PostWhy cant Ronaldo pay the tax fine himself? Does he think it's RM's fault?Assuming this is really all about taxes.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostAssuming this is really all about taxes.Narrator's voice: "It wasn't."
By Frustrated_me Go To PostAssuming this is really all about taxes.I'd go with the main reason is Perez reneging on the huge new contract.
Still can't believe he's allegedly pissed at Real about the tax fraud.
By BarcaPuff Go To PostStill can't believe he's allegedly pissed at Real about the tax fraud.I always thought that was just him doing damage control, though I suppose it could've played a small role in this charade, his new contract being the primary (sole?) suspect. And possibly a lack of motivation and / or just the natural end of a historic relationship. I still think Flo will turn it around.
Ronaldo is apparently on a 1 billion lifetime contract from Nike.
That is the craziest thing I have taken from this.
That is the craziest thing I have taken from this.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostAssuming this is really all about taxes.Narrators voice: "It was."