By inky Go To PostMan, if we start the season with Valencia, Smalling, Jones, Young I'm just gonna take a year off.
Religion was a huge fucking mistake, evidence #23832452903.
I'm cleverly assuming that's what this is about.
I'm cleverly assuming that's what this is about.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostPathetic.
So the Fekir deal seems to be near enough done, but apparently some other news is dropping tonight that the club don’t want overshadowed by it?
Interesting.
Interesting.
By Feorax Go To PostSo the Fekir deal seems to be near enough done, but apparently some other news is dropping tonight that the club don’t want overshadowed by it?
Interesting.
klopp is leaving, replaced by moyes
By Feorax Go To PostSo the Fekir deal seems to be near enough done, but apparently some other news is dropping tonight that the club don’t want overshadowed by it?Salah claiming Kane's salary?
Interesting.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostPathetic.Why is it pathetic? He averted his gaze. It's not he leered at her, or lambasted her for being scantily clad. He just didn't look at her.
A bit telling that you're more concerned by a guy covering his eyes than you are by that woman's status, attire, and purpose for being there.
By Feorax Go To PostSo the Fekir deal seems to be near enough done, but apparently some other news is dropping tonight that the club don’t want overshadowed by it?
Interesting.
According to who?
By etc Go To PostApparently Kenny is being knightedI would too for replacing Torres with Andy Carroll.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostI would too for replacing Torres with Andy Carroll.Not for the t-shirts?
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostWhy is it pathetic? He averted his gaze. It's not he leered at her, or lambasted her for being scantily clad. He just didn't look at her.And why didn't he look at her? What makes her so vile that he's not allowed to look/gaze at her for one reason or the other? If this didn't have extreme religious undertones it wouldn't even bother me that much but the fact that it stems from religion makes it pathetic. Why couldn't he just take the medal like everyone else.
What normal person does this?
By etc Go To PostApparently Kenny is being knighted
By Meier Go To PostThis was such a great episode.
Aww, this is awesome. 😢
Been playing the Alex Hunter bit in FIFA 18.
So you start in a PL club, but your agent has been pulling some shit trying to move you to Madrid. Except he's an idiot and he fell for some fake reps (wonder where they got that from lol) so the move falls through. But because you put a transfer request in you must be sold on deadline day. The only club that comes in for you is LA fucking Galaxy, where you spend 2 months trying to get into the playoffs.
When that's done, Atleti, Bayern and PSG all come in for you (you are a £10m rated player at this point, btw) and you get your pick. As soon as you arrive there, a random coach goes: You are the future of this club but you need a partner, so we gonna get a new signing just for you: Muller, Greasy or Dele. After some bonding with your new m9, you win the title and the cup, the end. Then a mysterious super agent calls you and goes: if you were my client you would already be at Madrid dumbass. Which I assume is what's gonna happen in FIFA 19. I'm starting to think this Hunter cunt is a fucking snek.
I'm leaving out the best part tho. Back in the LA bit, you reconnect with your estranged father who reveals a previously unknown 16 y/o step sister to you. This girl keeps showing up unannounced at your home and even shows up in the dressing room after a match, while you are in your undies. Even Hunter is like: girl you can't be in here right now. She wants the D so bad that for a second I thought I was watching an episode of Blacked instead of FIFA.
Anyway, the mode is shit, but a full game of this would be oddly interesting. Greaseman is such a better voice actor than Ronaldo too. Oh and Henry shows up and the only thing he does is invite you to coke parties in his LA flat. Amusing.
So you start in a PL club, but your agent has been pulling some shit trying to move you to Madrid. Except he's an idiot and he fell for some fake reps (wonder where they got that from lol) so the move falls through. But because you put a transfer request in you must be sold on deadline day. The only club that comes in for you is LA fucking Galaxy, where you spend 2 months trying to get into the playoffs.
When that's done, Atleti, Bayern and PSG all come in for you (you are a £10m rated player at this point, btw) and you get your pick. As soon as you arrive there, a random coach goes: You are the future of this club but you need a partner, so we gonna get a new signing just for you: Muller, Greasy or Dele. After some bonding with your new m9, you win the title and the cup, the end. Then a mysterious super agent calls you and goes: if you were my client you would already be at Madrid dumbass. Which I assume is what's gonna happen in FIFA 19. I'm starting to think this Hunter cunt is a fucking snek.
I'm leaving out the best part tho. Back in the LA bit, you reconnect with your estranged father who reveals a previously unknown 16 y/o step sister to you. This girl keeps showing up unannounced at your home and even shows up in the dressing room after a match, while you are in your undies. Even Hunter is like: girl you can't be in here right now. She wants the D so bad that for a second I thought I was watching an episode of Blacked instead of FIFA.
Anyway, the mode is shit, but a full game of this would be oddly interesting. Greaseman is such a better voice actor than Ronaldo too. Oh and Henry shows up and the only thing he does is invite you to coke parties in his LA flat. Amusing.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostPathetic.
i can't even tell which is more pathetic. doing that, or having a half naked woman on stage for that shit.
By inky Go To PostBeen playing the Alex Hunter bit in FIFA 18.
So you start in a PL club, but your agent has been pulling some shit trying to move you to Madrid. Except he's an idiot and he fell for some fake reps (wonder where they got that from lol) so the move falls through. But because you put a transfer request in you must be sold on deadline day. The only club that comes in for you is LA fucking Galaxy, where you spend 2 months trying to get into the playoffs.
When that's done, Atleti, Bayern and PSG all come in for you (you are a £10m rated player at this point, btw) and you get your pick. As soon as you arrive there, a random coach goes: You are the future of this club but you need a partner, so we gonna get a new signing just for you: Muller, Greasy or Dele. After some bonding with your new m9, you win the title and the cup, the end. Then a mysterious super agent calls you and goes: if you were my client you would already be at Madrid dumbass. Which I assume is what's gonna happen in FIFA 19. I'm starting to think this Hunter cunt is a fucking snek.
I'm leaving out the best part tho. Back in the LA bit, you reconnect with your estranged father who reveals a previously unknown 16 y/o step sister to you. This girl keeps showing up unannounced at your home and even shows up in the dressing room after a match, while you are in your undies. Even Hunter is like: girl you can't be here right now. She wants the D so bad that for a second I thought I was watching an episode of Blacked instead of FIFA.
Anyway, the mode is shit, but a full game of this would be oddly interesting. Greaseman is such a better voice actor than Ronaldo too. Oh and Henry shows up and the only thing he does is invite you to coke parties in his LA flat. Amusing.
i hear James Harden is in it somewhere.
the mode seems fun enough but after they sent me out on loan in 17 I gave up
It was decent tactics by Adam to separate Niall and Kendal early. The sort of thing Mourinho would do if he went in there
Fucking hell imagine Mourinho on love island
“He [Alex] is a specialist in failure. If I do that I leave and don't come back”
Fucking hell imagine Mourinho on love island
“He [Alex] is a specialist in failure. If I do that I leave and don't come back”
By Plasma Go To PostThe Alex Hunter campaign is basically Harchester United.But do you get to bang Linda Block?
I don't want to surprise or upset you but Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom was even worse than the last one.
By Hixx Go To PostI don't want to surprise or upset you but Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom was even worse than the last one.Fucking hell.
How is that even possible? They were already at the bottom.
It's hard to describe just how shit it is, to be honest. The first one was fucking dumb in every way and this one is like a Checklist of Stupid Fuckwittery and I'll be fair to them, they ticked every box. Not content with being the stupidest film I've seen in... forever, it's fucking lazy (Blue is fucking dinosaur jesus again) and has some of the worst characters ever. Rafe Spall took the cake though. Think he's great generally but every scene he's in in this film is a contender for the worst one. And in a film with maybe two not-shit scenes, that's not a good look.
I just watched that video where some journo asks LeBron James if his teammate knew the score(?)
I knew he got up and walked out but I was not expecting that gear at the end. Amazing
I knew he got up and walked out but I was not expecting that gear at the end. Amazing
By Hixx Go To PostI don't want to surprise or upset you but Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom was even worse than the last one.
Precisely what all the reviews said then.
Now that would explain Aulas being a blowhard. 'Cus that would depreciate his asset pretty fucking hard.
