I'm absolutely positive we're signing one between Darmian and Digne and I've already started drinking in preparation.
Don't go, Alex Sandro bb. You were shit this past season, but I'll take another season like that, if it means avoiding these lower-case goats.
Don't go, Alex Sandro bb. You were shit this past season, but I'll take another season like that, if it means avoiding these lower-case goats.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostCrazy that we bought him from them for £2m. One of the best deals ever.
18 years ago. How time flies.
Also, was really weird how VDS had a couple years in to wilderness after his Juve exit. Crazy the only team interested in him was Fulham.
Lads dating girl she wants me to move up to Scotland with her yay or nay? We've been dating 2 months Ive never had scottish food, her mums ill but not the ill you can treat shes told me i dont have to do anything, her sister wont like me, she has dogs.
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By Grizzled Cola Go To PostLads dating girl she wants me to move up to Scotland with her yay or nay? We've been dating 2 months Ive never had scottish food, her mums ill but not the ill you can treat shes told me i dont have to do anything, her sister wont like me, she has dogs.
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YOLO
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostLads dating girl she wants me to move up to Scotland with her yay or nay? We've been dating 2 months Ive never had scottish food, her mums ill but not the ill you can treat shes told me i dont have to do anything, her sister wont like me, she has dogs.How hot is she, and how good is she in bed?
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And how transferrable are your job skills
1) I don’t think the Scots eat anything special. You’ll be fine on the food point.
2) Telling you you won’t have to contribute with her mother might not end up being true
3) Why won’t her sister like you? You’re lovable.
4) Dog’s are awesome
2 months is not particularly long to start moving off somewhere new together but you are not travelling halfway round the world. If things don’t end well, you’ll still be in Brexitland. I say go for it.
Also, welcome back.
2) Telling you you won’t have to contribute with her mother might not end up being true
3) Why won’t her sister like you? You’re lovable.
4) Dog’s are awesome
2 months is not particularly long to start moving off somewhere new together but you are not travelling halfway round the world. If things don’t end well, you’ll still be in Brexitland. I say go for it.
Also, welcome back.
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostLads dating girl she wants me to move up to Scotland with her yay or nay? We've been dating 2 months Ive never had scottish food, her mums ill but not the ill you can treat shes told me i dont have to do anything, her sister wont like me, she has dogs.why not lad
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Football Banter
Liverpool have resumed talks with Lyon over a deal for attacking midfielder Nabil Fekir, 24. (Mirror)
But Manchester United have also placed an offer for Fekir's services. (La Progres - via Express)
Chelsea are set to announce former Napoli boss Maurizio Sarri as their new manager next week. (Talksport)
The players at Chelsea, though, do not know if Sarri will be there to take charge of their first pre-season training sessions. (Evening Standard)
Tottenham are readying an offer for River Plate and Colombia midfielder Juan Quintero, 25. (La Nueva - via 90min)
Leicester City have appointed Jacques Bonnevay as the club's new assistant manager - with Michael Appleton departing. (Leicester Mercury)
Goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois is ready to leave Chelsea if the 26-year-old can get his dream move to Real Madrid. (Mirror)
The Blues are preparing a bid for Roma's £65m-rated goalkeeper Alisson, 25, as they anticipate losing Courtois. (Mail)
Arsenal goalkeeper Petr Cech, 36, says Napoli have shown interest in him but he intends to stay at Emirates Stadium. (Calcio Mercato)
Liverpool are not only interested in Real Madrid midfielder Marco Asensio, 22, but his team-mate Lucas Vazquez as well. Arsenal are also monitoring the 26-year-old forward. (Marca)
Juventus are now leading to the race to sign Manchester United transfer target Sergej Milinkovic-Savic, 23, from Lazio. (Tuttosport - via Star)
Manchester United could move for defender Leonardo Bonucci, 31, following AC Milan's ban from European competitions. (Gazzetta dello Sport - via Sun)
Belgium boss Roberto Martinez is a shock candidate to become the next permanent manager of Spain after the World Cup. (Mirror)
Ajax manager Erik ten Hag has confirmed that Hakim Ziyech has secured a deal to join another club. Roma have been chasing the 25-year-old midfielder with Liverpool and Everton also interested. (Goal)
Everton will have to beat several Premier League clubs to the signing of Celtic left-back Kieran Tierney, with Tottenham also keen on the 21-year-old. (Liverpool Echo)
Burnley are considering signing former West Ham defender James Collins with the 34-year-old now a free agent. (Sun)
Yasin Ben El-Mhanni is set to leave Newcastle United this summer, with clubs including Besiktas, Sporting Lisbon, Bordeaux and Feyenoord keen on the 22-year-old winger. (Goal)
Juventus defender Daniele Rugani, 23, has accepted an offer to join Chelsea. (Corriere dello Sport - via Metro)
Fulham and Huddersfield Town have entered the race for Leicester forward Ahmed Musa, after the 25-year-old spent the second half out last season out on loan. (Fotomac, Turkey - via 90min)
Southampton have made an initial £10m bid for Barcelona's Brazilian defender Marlon, 22. (Sky Sports)
Jack Wilshere has admitted that he is "willing to go abroad" as the 26-year-old midfielder weighs up his options after leaving Arsenal as a free agent. (Sky Sports)
Juventus are now leading to the race to sign Manchester United transfer target Sergej Milinkovic-Savic, 23, from Lazio. (Tuttosport - via Star)
By inky Go To PostFuck Juve. Truly.are they the evilest?
I've cooled down on SMS considerably. We should give the lad Bentancur a chance, see if he can live up to his considerable potential.
I mean, for 60M€ I'd say go for it. But Lotito the Cunt won't consider bids below 90-100M€, certainly not from his arch-enemy Marotta the Seer, which is way too much for a player with a stellar three quarters of a Serie A season on his resume. He's had a shit WC as well.
Take him, United, and bring me Martial.
I mean, for 60M€ I'd say go for it. But Lotito the Cunt won't consider bids below 90-100M€, certainly not from his arch-enemy Marotta the Seer, which is way too much for a player with a stellar three quarters of a Serie A season on his resume. He's had a shit WC as well.
Take him, United, and bring me Martial.
I almost forgot how GOOD Aliens is after re-watching it, I still prefer the original but it's an excellent way to do a sequel. Brilliantly paced and masterfully directed/edited.
Aliens is so immensely rewatchable. Also the Bluray remaster looks incredible. If I could watch one of them again for the first time it'd be Alien... but Aliens, what a film.
I haven’t seen either but I have them both on blu-ray for a while. Still haven’t gotten around to watching them.
By Hixx Go To PostAliens is so immensely rewatchable. Also the Bluray remaster looks incredible. If I could watch one of them again for the first time it'd be Alien… but Aliens, what a film.I agree with all of this.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostI haven’t seen either but I have them both on blu-ray for a while. Still haven’t gotten around to watching them.Disgusting.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostI haven’t seen either but I have them both on blu-ray for a while. Still haven’t gotten around to watching them.FF, pls.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostWhich one do I start with?
Resurrection.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostI haven’t seen either but I have them both on blu-ray for a while. Still haven’t gotten around to watching them.This is a legit stunning revelation.
Start with the first (and better) one, obviously. Alien.
By Hixx Go To PostAliens is so immensely rewatchable. Also the Bluray remaster looks incredible. If I could watch one of them again for the first time it'd be Alien… but Aliens, what a film.Aye.
A shame that everything that followed was trash.
Gonna take a look at some of the comics that were released over the years, hopefully there's something decent in there.
Rewatched plenty of horror films lately, plus a few that I've never seen before.
Such a shame that hardly any type really produced anything good after the 90s/80s. There are a few exceptions like some vampire flicks, some decent remakes, but in general the majority of stuff was shit.
By Pennywise Go To PostAye.Really feels like there's about two good horror films a year, inevitably indie flicks too.
Rewatched plenty of horror films lately, plus a few that I've never seen before.
Such a shame that hardly any type really produced anything good after the 90s/80s. There are a few exceptions like some vampire flicks, some decent remakes, but in general the majority of stuff was shit.
Okay lads. I'm starting the first film. It asks whether to watch 1979 theatrical version or 2003 director's cut. Dean pls.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostOkay lads. I'm starting the first film. It asks whether to watch 1979 theatrical version or 2003 director's cut. Dean pls.Theatrical cut is the best version.
By Punished Go To PostReally feels like there's about two good horror films a year, inevitably indie flicks too.There are plenty of great ones.
Should have worded it better, but I feel like some categories within the genre hardly get any decent movies anymore.
Zombie flicks have been largely shit, with the exception of the Dawn of the Dead remake, 28 Days Later and maybe Train to Busan. Shaun and Zombieland are more comedy than Horror, but great regardless.
There hasn't been anything as iconic as Friday the 13th, Halloween in that category. That goes for plenty of categories.
I wonder if we ever get something that can challenge Jaws, the old Romero zombie movies or the first two Alien movies.
6 minutes in before we see our first humans. It opens with John Hurt so I presume he's our main character who survives at the end.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostNever watched Spaceballsreilo pls
By Zabojnik Go To PostPlease step away from the comp / phone and watch Alien without interruptions. #triggeredAnd have you miss out on my glorious hot takes?
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostYeah, he said he hated his time at Juve because he was a sweeper keeper but bought in to not be a sweeper keeper.
18 years ago. How time flies.
Also, was really weird how VDS had a couple years in to wilderness after his Juve exit. Crazy the only team interested in him was Fulham.
I still maintain that VDS was playing without his contact lenses. It's the only explanation for some of the shit he's pulled.
By FortuneFaded Go To Post1) I don’t think the Scots eat anything special. You’ll be fine on the food point.whos this impostor
2) Telling you you won’t have to contribute with her mother might not end up being true
3) Why won’t her sister like you? You’re lovable.
4) Dog’s are awesome
2 months is not particularly long to start moving off somewhere new together but you are not travelling halfway round the world. If things don’t end well, you’ll still be in Brexitland. I say go for it.
Also, welcome back.
probably the first serious post youve ever made
By Mushroom Go To PostTried playing GOW, it still felt button mashy.you're playing it wrong
I'm not kidding. It's more Dark Souls than the old GoW
By n8 dogg Go To PostFf watching alien for the first time with live commentary is actually making me angry#fuming?
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostYou really need to get that door fixed. This has happened severeal times.its not the door, I meant like I'M stuck
By FootbalIFan Go To Postits not the door, I meant like I'M stuck
Double entendre
It's like when you go through a bad breakup and cut your hair to delude yourself that everything's alright.