So I park my car and then all of a sudden I hear a loud drop on the roof, I go outside to see if an acorn fell or something.
It's a fucking iguana eating a dragonfly!!!
My keys are still in the car!!!!
Im yelling but it won't fucking move!!!!
What the fuck!!!!
It's a fucking iguana eating a dragonfly!!!
My keys are still in the car!!!!
Im yelling but it won't fucking move!!!!
What the fuck!!!!
Just get in and get your keys? What's the iguana going to care?
Or are you going to try an fuck the iguana?
Or are you going to try an fuck the iguana?
By DY_nasty Go To Postworst Jamaican of all timeKidjr eats ass
Jamaicans are notoriously pussy when it comes to creatures
By Facism Go To PostDoesn't eat shit, though.I can no longer see it from inside the car. I'll chill for another 30 minutes.
Did you manage to get the iguana off?
By s y Go To PostKidjr eats assMate, i was brushing my teeth 5 nights ago, leaning over to spit into the sink and a spider, the size of my hand all furry and shit, crawls in the window and just looks at me the same height as my eyes about 8 inches from my face.
Jamaicans are notoriously pussy when it comes to creatures
Ushered him back out the window a minute later.
Harden up.
By s y Go To PostManeuvered back inside.BRB about to go 60mph in the parking lot to get this cunt off
By giririsss Go To PostMate, i was brushing my teeth 5 nights ago, leaning over to spit into the sink and a spider, the size of my hand all furry and shit, crawls in the window and just looks at me the same height as my eyes about 8 inches from my face.Spiders are ezpz.
Ushered him back out the window a minute later.
Harden up.
I can't stay in this car forever, I have to shit
it's the iguana's car now. you call that iguana daddy.
it's ok tho because its better than calling another man daddy
it's ok tho because its better than calling another man daddy
By domino Go To Postit's the iguana's car now. you call that iguana daddy.Reported
it's ok tho because its better than calling another man daddy
By Randolph Freelander Go To PostNow, if you saw a tapeworm on your car…Or a humans.
By giririsss Go To PostOr a humans.
Mythical beasts.
By FortuneFaded Go To Post😂😂😂
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI am with you Psy, I hope you survived.lmao holy shit. That's some hate.
I would go to a car wash and make sure that thing is gone.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI am with you Psy, I hope you survived.omg I wished I thought of that.
I would go to a car wash and make sure that thing is gone.
By giririsss Go To Postlmao holy shit. That's some hate.
I step into an iguana's territory. then he can have his way with me, but if he steps on my turf, then he better expect to get his shit fucked up. Same goes with anything that isn't a mammal.
I respect them, if they respect me.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostThis is GOOD
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI step into an iguana's territory. then he can have his way with me, but if he steps on my turf, then he better expect to get his shit fucked up. Same goes with anything that isn't a mammal.shanks is my spirit animal now
I respect them, if they respect me.
Things one might hear Shanks say: "I must profess, in all humility, that I am indeed in the ocean. You win this round, shark."
By Kidjr Go To PostPsy the gift that keeps givingI like how he just quickly waterboarded your name as the first shots were fired
By Randolph Freelander Go To PostThings one might hear Shanks say: "I must profess, in all humilityStopped right there. Shanks would never say that.
By sy Go To Post
Currently waiting forGokuJon Snow
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