By WJD Go To Postcan we just skip ahead to the next stage of Mourinho management now please?Well you see there's this part of the table called 10th...
By Meier Go To PostUtd attackers too tight in the box. No width at all.
I heard there's this thing you can do when you don't have the ball called running into space. At least, that's what I've heard.
United more shots, more possession, more corners, more dribbles, higher pass success but i'm sure some people will still say Brighton deserved to win.
Wouldn't be sad if Mourinho went in the summer.
Spoiled fan reaction who doesn't realise how good he has it etc etc. But we're shithouse through and through. Play crap football in the managers image and he'll happily can the players he says are underperforming. If he coached them they might actually be good.
Spoiled fan reaction who doesn't realise how good he has it etc etc. But we're shithouse through and through. Play crap football in the managers image and he'll happily can the players he says are underperforming. If he coached them they might actually be good.
Worst thing about this team is the lack of movement. The vast majority of these players have no idea what to do of the ball. Fullbacks refuse to get forward. Wide players always tucking in.
We need an attacking coach.
Players like Silva and De Bruyne would struggle with these lot
We need an attacking coach.
Players like Silva and De Bruyne would struggle with these lot
Gonna love Mou's post match presser when he recognizes all the troubles of the team like he has nothing to do with it.
Then announce Fellatio's 5 year, £180k a week extension
Then announce Fellatio's 5 year, £180k a week extension
Really good performance from Brighton. They seemingly did everything they wanted to do to limit United all over the pitch. Solid game plan.
Now do that again against Liverpool in a week. Please!
Now do that again against Liverpool in a week. Please!
By batong Go To PostFirst time United lost away to all promoted teams in a premier league season.It's like Mou made a pact with the devil to have him win the last few games against big teams
but lose the matches against promoted teams.
Mou should just be fired on the spot to save us a lot of hassle. We’re not winning the FA Cup, and will probably have dropped down to 4th before the leauge has ended.
The downward spiral is only going to continue from there.
He’s lost it. José pre-2015 wouldn’t have been caught dead playing like this but it’s now become a norm.
The downward spiral is only going to continue from there.
He’s lost it. José pre-2015 wouldn’t have been caught dead playing like this but it’s now become a norm.
By Killer7 Go To PostWe need an attacking coach.
your manager is mourinho and you want an attacking coach... are you sure you don't just want a new manager instead?
Utd were better after they made their initial subs.. finally woke up. Still though, Brighton made them look very poor for the first 60 minutes and thoroughly deserved to win.
Would honestly do a quiet little fist pump under the table if Mourinho left in summer.
The football is so, so, so, so, so bad.
The football is so, so, so, so, so bad.
By Killer7 Go To PostWorst thing about this team is the lack of movement. The vast majority of these players have no idea what to do of the ball. Fullbacks refuse to get forward. Wide players always tucking in.yeah that's why they invented managers
We need an attacking coach.
Players like Silva and De Bruyne would struggle with these lot
it turns out
as much as i like it this united team should do better, and it all falls on the manager's mentality.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostThis game really shows what we are missing when Sanchez and Lukaku are injured though.Would've lost with them too.
Relegation tier football that was
By rvy Go To Postyeah that's why they invented managersAnd ours is fucking terrible going forwards
it turns out
By batong Go To PostFirst time United lost away to all promoted teams in a premier league season.Punishment for beating the top 6.
It's like Mou can't muster any performances out of anyone unless it's a high stakes game recently. The team looked like they were going through the motions from minute 1.
By Killer7 Go To PostAnd ours is fucking terrible going forwardsdo you have his e-mail?
send him this, it's in poortugueezer so he'll understand:
By Fergie Go To PostPunishment for beating the top 6.aye. Not the first time we looked shit against a team we should beat easily.
It's like Mou can't muster any performances out of anyone unless it's a high stakes game recently. The team looked like they were going through the motions from minute 1.
Little bit of a lack of leadership out there for United...?
Chelsea dealing with the same situation. Bunch of low key soft millionaire cunts.
Chelsea dealing with the same situation. Bunch of low key soft millionaire cunts.
By Laboured Go To PostWell I thought that was pretty good.You could have seen The Day after Tomorrow with your wife.
*does another line*
You chose to watch a catastrophy with Darmian instead of Dennis Quaid. Poor horse.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostGtfo of here Trump
By GQman2121 Go To PostLittle bit of a lack of leadership out there for United…?oh yeah definitely. No one wanting to be the cunt who screams at everyone to play better.
Chelsea dealing with the same situation. Bunch of low key soft millionaire cunts.
By FlutterPuffs Go To Postyou know his fanbase all believes it
All the way up to 10th are not mathematically safe from relegation. Bottom half been so poor this year
Edit: I'm an idiot
Edit: I'm an idiot
Brighton, West brom, Newcastle, Sevilla...😐
I don't understand.
I have never seen a Manchester United side approach football with such lackadaisical mentally.
I don't understand.
I have never seen a Manchester United side approach football with such lackadaisical mentally.
By FootbalIFan Go To PostAny of you ukers ever been stabbed
Yeah loads.
So United were without Lukaku and Sanchez due to injury.
Valencia, Bailly, Herrera & Lingard were all rested from the starting line up because these last few games don't matter and players are being saved for the fa cup final.
In the game itself United had a goal ruled out for a close offside, Brighton shoved everybody behind the ball and hoped for a lucky goal against the run of play, nothing broke for United in the box, the ball broke for Brighton in the box and they scored because the ball crossed the line by 3 centimeters, United had more shots, more possession, more corners but in the end had no luck.
I love reading all these hypobolic kneejerk hot takes on United and Mou being shit. They're going to finish the season with over 80 points which has been enough to win the league in plenty of seasons and is a huge improvement over the last four years points totals of 69, 66, 70 & 64.
Valencia, Bailly, Herrera & Lingard were all rested from the starting line up because these last few games don't matter and players are being saved for the fa cup final.
In the game itself United had a goal ruled out for a close offside, Brighton shoved everybody behind the ball and hoped for a lucky goal against the run of play, nothing broke for United in the box, the ball broke for Brighton in the box and they scored because the ball crossed the line by 3 centimeters, United had more shots, more possession, more corners but in the end had no luck.
I love reading all these hypobolic kneejerk hot takes on United and Mou being shit. They're going to finish the season with over 80 points which has been enough to win the league in plenty of seasons and is a huge improvement over the last four years points totals of 69, 66, 70 & 64.