By Pennywise Go To PostSuen kratzt sich gerne die letzten Reste Sperma aus der Ritze, nachdem er von Flippy beglückt wurde.Suen, gerne, sperma, Flippy, dominanten, spielen. There can never be a good meaning from these words, not for me or Flippy.
Seine abgestorbene Eichel lässt nur noch eine Möglichkeit offen und somit wird er nie mehr den dominanten Part spielen.
We should write some short stories.
Was just thinking, if we did somehow manage to win the CL this season it would have been going full Greece at the Euros and people remembering us as the most negative undeserving team to ever have done so.
By Arnie Go To PostWould comment on it being good for us not to have to face Mourinho in this competition - because he’s destined to beat us forever - but Sevilla ain’t exactly our best pals either.
If we draw Sevilla then I think there’s a foolproof strategy that will get us through the tie quite comfortably.
Don’t.
Play.
Albie.
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostHe wouldnt play at City, Guardiola would have dropped him by nowHe would be actually coached there tho
By Mangoverboard Go To PostKen Early will be glorious tomorrow👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Yeah Pogba was subbed in, but didn't sprint once. The way he was jogging you'd think he was playing his second full game of the night
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostWas just thinking, if we did somehow manage to win the CL this season it would have been going full Greece at the Euros and people remembering us as the most negative undeserving team to ever have done so.Except doicare
By WJD Go To PostCan we get rid of Mourinho now instead of half way through next season please.That's not how this works. He's only just signed the extension.
Currently in his worst form in years.
United is the most ramshackle jumble of shamelessly empty mercenaries in the history of football.
So much money, but not a hint of passion, ambition, or creativity.
So much money, but not a hint of passion, ambition, or creativity.
By Pele.gif Go To PostAlexis might have made the worst decision of his life going for United instead of CityAlexis once he gets home tonight:
By Suen Go To PostSuen, gerne, sperma, Flippy, dominanten, spielen. There can never be a good meaning from these words, not for me or Flippy.Indeed. Suen sounds disgusting.
gerne = gladly , sperma = sperm, dominanten = dominant, spielen =playing (in that context playing the dominant part).
Wouldn't make sense to google translate that I guess.
By sohois Go To PostSanchez really is looking like the new Torres.Torres had the injury at least. Sanchez is inexcusable.
Mou should do a ferguson and get someone else to work with the attacking aspect of United.
Not sure he can swallow his pride to do that though.
Not sure he can swallow his pride to do that though.
By Francis Go To PostThat feeling when there’s no adequate pornography to cure your sadness.Watch some figure skating, innit.
Edit: As an attitude enhancer, not masturbation fodder. Auto, pls.
I and struggling to think of any reason to keep watching this season, FA Cup maybe but its going to be the same dross, he obviously doesnt trust them to play another way, best case scenario is we recruit and somehow next season it clicks, bleh.
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostWatch some figure skating, innit.
By Francis Go To PostThat feeling when there’s no adequate pornography to cure your sadness.Goes from bad to worse...
Pogba hasn't sprinted or charged like he used to for a couple of games now.
Id say it seems like it's so he doesnt aggravate his injuries but he's massively losing a big part of his game without it.
Id say it seems like it's so he doesnt aggravate his injuries but he's massively losing a big part of his game without it.
By Pennywise Go To PostIndeed. Suen sounds disgusting.And now in Swedish:
gerne = gladly , sperma = sperm, dominanten = dominant, spielen =playing (in that context playing the dominant part).
Wouldn't make sense to google translate that I guess.
Gerne=gärna, sperma=sperma, dominanten=dominant, spielen=spela.
Dat German connection.
By Francis Go To PostAt least they're proper athletes.
To clarify: I'm suggesting watching figure skating as an attitude enhancer, not masturbation fodder.
By Francis Go To PostThat feeling when there’s no adequate pornography to cure your sadness.Hentai porn is always the answer, my man, always.
By Francis Go To PostThat feeling when there’s no adequate pornography to cure your sadness.
Brother, grab yourself a copy of Ass Worship 14 and thank me later.
By Pele.gif Go To PostDT, very disappointing todayHaha made me laugh :)
Okay real talk time.
At the beginning of the season did anybody actually think United were going to win the Champions League or on paper have a team good enough to do it?
If people want to be honest there are at least half a dozen other European sides much better than Man United, so in the grand scheme of things wether United get knocked out now or in the next two rounds what difference does it make, they were never going to win this cup.
Other than that United are still in the FA Cup and second in the league to the most expensive Premier league team of all time in Man City. In any other normal season with the points United have they would be challenging for the title.
So despite Mou improving results overall while winning trophies and having to contend with the worst amount of injuries of any top Premier league team people still want him sacked?
At the beginning of the season did anybody actually think United were going to win the Champions League or on paper have a team good enough to do it?
If people want to be honest there are at least half a dozen other European sides much better than Man United, so in the grand scheme of things wether United get knocked out now or in the next two rounds what difference does it make, they were never going to win this cup.
Other than that United are still in the FA Cup and second in the league to the most expensive Premier league team of all time in Man City. In any other normal season with the points United have they would be challenging for the title.
So despite Mou improving results overall while winning trophies and having to contend with the worst amount of injuries of any top Premier league team people still want him sacked?
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostYou're dead to me, Francis.I’m sorry, okay - but I thought you were equating me to Auto.
I suggest you beauty when you sought squalor, and this is your response.
Just dead.
By Feorax Go To Post
By Francis Go To PostI’m sorry, okay - but I thought you were equating me to Auto.Yeah, I figured that afterwards, hence why I edited that post.
Again to clarify: I'm suggesting watching figure skating as an attitude enhancer, not masturbation fodder.
But Gabby Daleman is quite good looking. And 20.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostOh. United lost? loooolYou'll get Juve and like it!
Now gimme Roma or Sevilla.
By Dan Go To PostA curling team beat Arsenal at emirates.
No niin, nyt varmasti Mourinho lahtee pois United:lta 🤣
Vitsailen vain, itse asiassa minusta tuntuu pahalta hänelle 😢
Suksi vittuun Suen perkele saatana ;DDDDDDdddd
Vitsailen vain, itse asiassa minusta tuntuu pahalta hänelle 😢
Suksi vittuun Suen perkele saatana ;DDDDDDdddd
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostWatch some figure skating, innit.'Need a wank but can't find good porn? Watch 13 year olds in revealing dresses'
By Feorax Go To Postofficial? If so, lool
can you imagine have a must-win game in Europe and leaving Pogba, Mata, Martial on the bench?
I know Pogba wasn't great but It offends common sense.
I know Pogba wasn't great but It offends common sense.
By Doicare Go To PostOkay real talk time.I'd say Quarter Finals were a minimum expectation. At the start of the season people expected United to be competing for the league with City.
At the beginning of the season did anybody actually think United were going to win the Champions League or on paper have a team good enough to do it?
If people want to be honest there are at least half a dozen other European sides much better than Man United, so in the grand scheme of things wether United get knocked out now or in the next two rounds what difference does it make, they were never going to win this cup.
Other than that United are still in the FA Cup and second in the league to the most expensive Premier league team of all time in Man City. In any other normal season with the points United have they would be challenging for the title.
So despite Mou improving results overall while winning trophies and having to contend with the worst amount of injuries of any top Premier league team people still want him sacked?
The Champions League is a knockout competition. Your favourite luck plays a huge part, even quite weak teams can easily reach the final stages or win it if they get a good draw or some big performances when it counts. You would have been foolish to write off a team that had just spent another 150m.
By JesalR Go To PostDid Poch win a trophy in the last 7 days that I missed?
This aged like fine fine wine