By Perfect Blue Go To PostChris Pratt? ✔
Ew
Bryce Dallas Howard? ✔
DINOSAURS? ✔
'Splosions n' shit? ✔
Basically the 4 requirements that any movie should fulfil. I'm in.
By ATTICUS H Go To Postlol that australia adEvery Australian actor in Hollywood is actually in the movie.
By n8 dogg Go To PostJurassic World was fucking trash.no u
By n8 dogg Go To PostDele Alli getting sucked off dropping during the Superbowl lmaoEasily the best halftime show ever. Sorry Janet.
By n8 dogg Go To PostJurassic World was fucking trash.
Idk man. It was about as stupid as films get but it was entertaining in a "ok what stupid shit is happening next!?" way.
The trailer for the second one looks even more hilariously stupid as well. Diving through the jaws of a dinosaur for fuck sake, how does it not make you laugh?
It was boring and dumb and I didn’t care about literally anything happening to anyone on the screen at any point.
By n8 dogg Go To PostIt was boring and dumb and I didn’t care about literally anything happening to anyone on the screen at any point.Best stick with Star Wars I guess.
The only good Jurassic Park movie is Jurassic Park.
Lost World might be serviceable, but it's not a great film.
Jurassic Park III > Jurassic World
How the hell do the dinosaurs from 1993 (still!) look infinitely better than those in 1997/2001/2015/2018? Fuck CGI.
Lost World might be serviceable, but it's not a great film.
Jurassic Park III > Jurassic World
How the hell do the dinosaurs from 1993 (still!) look infinitely better than those in 1997/2001/2015/2018? Fuck CGI.
By NinjaFridge Go To PostBest stick with Star Wars I guess.
Oh I will.
By NinjaFridge Go To PostBest stick with Star Wars I guess.
By n8 dogg Go To PostJurassic World was fucking trash.Indeed. Stupid boring trash that has nothing going for it. Even maximum overdrive had more enjoyable scenes.
I swear to god, even the prequels are better than Jurassic World. At least there is a modicum of respect for some of the characters on screen and some attempt to make you give a shit about them.
Jurassic World is the absolute epitome of a soulless blockbuster. It’s one of the most cynical films I have ever seen in my life, constantly trading on moments that evoke the first film without ever giving a shit as to how it got there, and not even doing what TFA did when saddled with similar problems by giving good actors good roles. It’s one of my least favourite films of all time.
Jurassic World is the absolute epitome of a soulless blockbuster. It’s one of the most cynical films I have ever seen in my life, constantly trading on moments that evoke the first film without ever giving a shit as to how it got there, and not even doing what TFA did when saddled with similar problems by giving good actors good roles. It’s one of my least favourite films of all time.
Jurassic World is fucking dogshit and I genuinely cannot comprehend how anyone thinks otherwise
by any metric
by any measurement
pure waste of time
by any metric
by any measurement
pure waste of time
By n8 dogg Go To PostJurassic World was fucking trash.
Thankyou. It was an absolute turkey and a disgrace to the original JP.
Also, I'm uncomfortable with that VVD incident being a penalty. You're encouraging the cunts to dive when you pay them that soft. The touch was so light that it had no impact on the encounter, he just milked it and got rewarded. It's the worst part of football.
EDIT: Just saw the first Kane penalty. Fuck me, so soft. He played for it. We shouldn't be rewarding cunts who play for penalties. He was literally kicking the ball completely away from goal to induce the keeper to dive out so he could leave his feet behind. That should be a yellow card offence.
im glad all football people know they would get laughed out of the stadium if justin timberlake decided to show up at halftime
By ATTICUS H Go To PostThis hologram is outta line imo.DId the family/estate write off on this shit?
By NinjaFridge Go To PostBest stick with Star Wars I guess.
That was bullshit too.
Thank God our beloved sport doesn't has to deal with this level of fuckery.
Having to deal with english coaches is bad enough
Having to deal with english coaches is bad enough
By Elchele Go To PostThank God our beloved sport doesn't has to deal with this level of fuckery.But the catch is that you watch football and we need to deal with your presence in this thread.
Having to deal with english coaches is bad enough
By Perfect Blue Go To PostBut the catch is that you watch football and we need to deal with your presence in this thread.☠️
By Perfect Blue Go To PostBut the catch is that you watch football and we need to deal with your presence in this thread.well played m8
Westworld season 2 April 22. Thought it was further off than that the way they talked about it after the first season ended.
To expand on my thoughts earlier, the posters in here whose opinion on football I actually respect, like Nate and Arnie and well... yeah, they seemed in agreeance that the VVD incident was a penalty, so fine. In the current football zeitgast, the consensus is that contact like that in the box is a penalty. If so, we need a rethink.
Personally, I don't believe there should be any reward for inducing contact, diving, exaggerating, etc, whatever you want to call it. It's not in the spirit of the game, and while the whole 'pansy' perception about football in some countries worldwide doesn't have any impact on the game in Europe, it does affect its standing in countries where the sport is fledgling. Football simply cannot get a strong foothold in Australia because it's seen as too soft, the players too brittle, the referees too reactionary. It's frustrating. Our two major sports, AFL and rugby league, are rough-contact sports and players are taught to hide their pain/injuries, so when you have football lads getting clipped on the foot and diving around like theyve been electrocuted, it's a terrible look and doesn't convert the type of audience football needs in Australia. You should see all the clips going around on social meda this morning. It's widespread mockery and derision.
You blokes in Europe probably don't care, but for someone who wants football to grow in my homeland, the behaviour and the refereeing on show this morning doesn't help the sport at all. It has to start with the refs. If they stop rewarding diving, then players will be less likely to go down.'
Thankyou for your time.
Personally, I don't believe there should be any reward for inducing contact, diving, exaggerating, etc, whatever you want to call it. It's not in the spirit of the game, and while the whole 'pansy' perception about football in some countries worldwide doesn't have any impact on the game in Europe, it does affect its standing in countries where the sport is fledgling. Football simply cannot get a strong foothold in Australia because it's seen as too soft, the players too brittle, the referees too reactionary. It's frustrating. Our two major sports, AFL and rugby league, are rough-contact sports and players are taught to hide their pain/injuries, so when you have football lads getting clipped on the foot and diving around like theyve been electrocuted, it's a terrible look and doesn't convert the type of audience football needs in Australia. You should see all the clips going around on social meda this morning. It's widespread mockery and derision.
You blokes in Europe probably don't care, but for someone who wants football to grow in my homeland, the behaviour and the refereeing on show this morning doesn't help the sport at all. It has to start with the refs. If they stop rewarding diving, then players will be less likely to go down.'
Thankyou for your time.
I think that's the only entertaining moment in the... 4 hours or whatever it is. Watching big boi Brady get fucced.
First Dele now Brady. What a night.
First Dele now Brady. What a night.
By Pele.gif Go To Postwhat is this dele thingtype dele alli on twitter.