By Pele.gif Go To PostWhat does "cup my arse" meanImagine using your hands to collect rainwater. Imagine the rain is WJD's arse.
Saw on Twitter that it's Lahm's birthday. Always thought he'd play on until he was about 40 like Zanetti. Retired at 33.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostImagine using your hands to collect rainwater. Imagine the rain is WJD's arse.
Beautiful scenes.
By WJD Go To Postsorry to deviate from footy chat for a sec but I needed to confess somethingYou both need Jesus
Sometimes I make my girlfriend cup my arse when I've got a big fart coming because we both find farts funny AF. However, approx 20 mins ago, I made her do it then pushed too hard and quietly followed through. She doesn't suspect, other than me running to the toilet straight after, and I've managed to change my pants on the sly. Am I a bad human?
I read that Lindelof played well last night.
Dog howled his way the Irish anthem, "take it down from the mast" I assume he's saying. Crazy kit clash here.
By WJD Go To Postsorry to deviate from footy chat for a sec but I needed to confess somethingLindelof is alright, just that he cant play well under Mou's tactics yet.
Sometimes I make my girlfriend cup my arse when I've got a big fart coming because we both find farts funny AF. However, approx 20 mins ago, I made her do it then pushed too hard and quietly followed through. She doesn't suspect, other than me running to the toilet straight after, and I've managed to change my pants on the sly. Am I a bad human?
I read that Lindelof played well last night.
Really needs to work on his heading though.
By batong Go To Postseems like the favourite (FF) is off to a shaky start.The other FF was the one who won the last tournament against me in the final.
FortuneFaded against me was always going to be a close match, the score doesn't reflect what happened during the game.
By Hitch Go To PostLooks like top lad Bailly isn't going to the world cup :(
good
gimme that resting period fam
Both teams seened to fancy getting it done in Ireland judging by the hour I watched
Denmark played like they were terrified of nonexistent counterattacks
Jorgensen is shite
Denmark played like they were terrified of nonexistent counterattacks
Jorgensen is shite
Insigne was subbed in for Verratti and asked to play in the center, here relaying Ventura's master move to his teammates. Gian Piero the GOAT.
Don't have anything to say other than I really enjoyed the stories from WJD and the new guy's mom. Top stuff!
PS I might be drunk.
PPS German carnival still sucks
PS I might be drunk.
PPS German carnival still sucks
Moyes :lol
“I don’t think it’s a bad team, a bad squad. But I can’t be bothered with any drivel. I’m going to be direct with the players. If they don’t like it, then I’m sorry. We’ve got to make sure we get through to them quickly. If it works, great. If it doesn’t, then I’ll see the East End of London for seven months, then I’ll go elsewhere.”
International football sure likes to kill this place.
By n8 dogg Go To PostMoyes :lolFucking hell. I want him to relegate West Ham now, just to see the mayhem that ensues.
The Fotmob app update is nice. They finally added a black option to the UI. Big difference. That's all I've got...
The love for the Denmark/Ireland play-off was palpable, I see.
Pretty enjoyable game for a stalemate. 1st half more so than the 2nd.
I celebrated St. Martin's Day in accordance with roast goose and all the trimmings.
Pretty enjoyable game for a stalemate. 1st half more so than the 2nd.
I celebrated St. Martin's Day in accordance with roast goose and all the trimmings.
Not counting the Greece X Croatia match and the African qualifiers, all other playoff matches ended 1-0 or 0-0.
What an exciting round of football.
What an exciting round of football.
By n8 dogg Go To PostMoyes :lol
He’s like a black hole for inspiration. Bet he’s got richer out of fucking up and getting sacked than he ever did managing Everton.
People are in for a rude awakening when Pogba gets back and we are still very slow and very boring for large parts of games, he will help us win games sure but lets not be kidding about our play chaning.
By n8 dogg Go To Postdumb cunt has the spelling accuracy of kidjrWhy would Russia help USA with Syria (Syria!!!), Ukraine (which Russia annexed a part of), N.K (who turns to Russia when China cuts the oil/gas) and terrorism?
lol, jesus fucking christ, it doesn't take a scientist to see through all this.
Russia's first and foremost important foreign policy has been to cripple the West, in any way possible. This has been their motto since the end of the cold war. In fact, it's well known that Putin himself thinks the fall of the Soviet power is a stain and an embarrassment to his nation, he's taken it upon him to undo that, and he's been winning some battles along this long dirty war.
Obama was wrong to laugh off Romney regarding Russia, Romney was right, Russia is the single most biggest threat to the West and democracy as a whole.
Russia will get theirs when the Dems win in 2018, it's coming. I don't see how the USA will allow Russia to get away with what they did in the 2016 election, once Trump's influence over the Republicans start to sway the war drums (heavier sanctions) will beat again. Putin will pay.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostTrump is going to solve North Korea?Bye Shanks & Odd
I've always thought Mitt Romney mentioned Russia because it was a debate strategy to appeal to the conservatives. The world was a different place 9 years ago.
Some of those same conservatives now are with Trump, trying to ally with Russia.
Some of those same conservatives now are with Trump, trying to ally with Russia.
nvm fellas
Angel Olsen b side album out. 👍
Julien Baker gave a great concert the other night but I was in the balcony and could make out how out of tune the crowd was singing along to 'appointments' haha. Great album. Throwing punches at the devil…
Angel Olsen b side album out. 👍
Julien Baker gave a great concert the other night but I was in the balcony and could make out how out of tune the crowd was singing along to 'appointments' haha. Great album. Throwing punches at the devil…
By Oddinho Go To PostGood shout. I love me some Angel Olsen.Gotta recommend some Mount Moriah/Heather McEntire when it comes to Olsen though - new solo single out. Played backing vocals/keys on her last tour, but a great queer musician in her own right.
Been spinning Big Thief’s newest over and over these days
Will look up some Big Thief.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostRussia will get theirs when the Dems win in2018, it's coming. I don't see how the USA will allow Russia to get away with what they did in the 2016 election, once Trump's influence over the Republicans start to sway the war drums (heavier sanctions) will beat again. Putin will pay.I highly doubt all of this.
]quote author="Ashwinho" url="/thread/1286187/page/96/#p1298135"]I highly doubt all of this.
They are already winning some seats at the moment. The healthcare reform was the worst move Trump had made for himself, considering the backlash from republican voters before it was enacted.
It's no longer something that was impossible.
They are already winning some seats at the moment. The healthcare reform was the worst move Trump had made for himself, considering the backlash from republican voters before it was enacted.
It's no longer something that was impossible.
Silva defo one of my favourite non-United players. This new, aggressive, deep lying version is even better.
mate i'm fucking DYING at this Tesco drama. Fucking brexit-tier little englander dopes screaming over Muslims trying to hijack their religious holiday (!!!) and bringing up the classic halal meat boogeyman.