By Kidjr Go To PostI love slaentWhen your son becomes 13, don't check his laptop.
By Artharo Go To PostHello.I'll echo the sentiment that this is among the best intros. Welcome
I'm new, been lurking the FootyGAF thread for a long time and the cunts finally activate my account last week, so thought I'd be better off here.
I'm a Spurs fan so wished I had joined before we spanked Liverpool and made that madrid guy rage.
Also, my wife told me earlier that recently she came across some 'adult content' featuring my mum. That was a pleasant conversation. Naturally I can't tell people irl so you lot will have to do.
Artharo, has your mum even used the services of a taxi without having to make a payment in cash? I may have seen her video.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostArtharo, has your mum even used the services of a taxi without having to make a payment in cash? I may have seen her video.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostYou'll fit right in here, m8.Pleasant surprise. I'm celebrating my Birthday today as well. Happy Birthday m8.
I've spent the day pigging out on cake and playing the Horizon DLC. What a birthday. I am going out at the weekend though.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostArtharo, has your mum even used the services of a taxi without having to make a payment in cash? I may have seen her video.
By Elchele Go To Postis your mom Lady Sonia?
She's filthy as fuck and not in a good way, please do not besmirch our new poster's mother in such a way.
I only watch videos involving Massages. If your mum is not on it, then I have no interest.
Sorry Artharo, and welcome.
Sorry Artharo, and welcome.
By Freewheelin Go To PostRemember when CCS (rip) livestreamed him fuccing his gf :lolGood old jitters got him.
Poor lad, but at least he tried.
Too bad I don't have my old WhatsApp folder anymore.
Best wishes onetwotee and ash
By Freewheelin Go To PostRemember when CCS (rip) livestreamed him fuccing his gf :lolWhat?
Moyes has proven to be a pathetic little man
Everything he says is either negative, stupid, lowering expectations or absolving himself of blame
Everything he says is either negative, stupid, lowering expectations or absolving himself of blame
By Punished Go To PostBest wishes onetwotee and ashHis ex girlfriend wanted to get into camming and asked him to particpate :P
What?
He gave us a link, but stage fright got him or to be more precise little CCS and he had to stop at a certain point.
It was fun though :P
Happy Birthday
OneTwo
Thanks lads.
Moyes failing at West Ham is going to glorious. Players won't be arsed either. Nothing inspires confidence like a 6 month contract.
Moyes failing at West Ham is going to glorious. Players won't be arsed either. Nothing inspires confidence like a 6 month contract.
By Laboured Go To PostFormative years innit. Needs balance.This is a very funny and clever post. You're one of my faves.
Thanks for providing the extra insight Artharo. If it makes ya feel any better, I've almost certainly not seen your mum. Older ladies in porn almost all seem to have horribly obvious fake boobs and that's of no interest to me.
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By Cleff Go To PostHe's a prickThat is an incredible quote. What a guy.
Happy birthday Ashwinho and OneTwoTee!
the knowledge you fucks have of porn never ceases to amaze me
i know Jenna Jameson and Christy Mack only because of their MMA connections, other than that i don't know names
i know Jenna Jameson and Christy Mack only because of their MMA connections, other than that i don't know names
By Lambda Go To Postthe knowledge you fucks have of porn never ceases to amaze mesure you do
i know Jenna Jameson and Christy Mack only because of their MMA connections, other than that i don't know names
what about the legend that is Taveira
By rvy Go To Postsure you dothe anal boss
what about the legend that is Taveira
I know very little, it's all about amateur porn really. There was a Danish one that later went on to acting that everyone knew, and then there is the classics... Like Jenna Haze. I met her once and all I did was say "hey" while nodding my head in her general direction. I went full on socially awkward gaffer. Should have said I was a big fan of her work.
Chelsea’s approach to the January transfer window will not be altered by Michael Emenalo’s surprise departure from the club this week.
That means the Blues will continue with their efforts to try to sign a target man striker and will try again to sign Ross Barkley, even though he turned them down in the summer and Tottenham Hotspur regard themselves as favourites to land the midfielder.
A new offer for Alex Sandro is more likely to be made next summer, with Juventus unlikely to sell the left-back in January and sources at Stamford Bridge pointing out that Chelsea rarely do big business mid-season.
Much of the potential business is centred on deals Chelsea failed to complete in the summer, having missed out on moves for Fernando Llorente, who preferred to join Tottenham, and Barkley.
Conte is yet to be convinced that Michy Batshuayi is the right man to lead his attack when Morata is out and the Belgian could be made available for loan if Chelsea secure a new striker.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/11/08/chelsea-retain-january-transfer-approach-spite-michael-emenalos/
eh, okay. I think Matic was the one time in the last few years we actually got someone good in the January transfer window. 2011/12 brought Cahill and De Bruyne.
So my wife is a huge Hannibal fan and bought tickets like 6 months ago to a con in London that is happening in February. There was a really nice deal for a BA flight direct from Austin so she jumped on it the other night and I am gonna tag along. Just noticed that City play Arsenal at the fucking Emirates on 2/24 right smack in the middle of the trip. I've gotta get a ticket.
p.s. I'd be game for a meet up while I'm in town.
p.s. I'd be game for a meet up while I'm in town.
Juan Mata gives 1% of his entire salary to poor kids.
Ronaldo sells them jeans that they made while at work.
I know Ronaldo does a lot of charity work himself but still
Ronaldo sells them jeans that they made while at work.
I know Ronaldo does a lot of charity work himself but still
Maybe it's the morphine but I am feeling quite low now, two screws in, boot coming on in six weeks, screws removed in twelve and no Kenya trip for Christmas like I planned.
Nope not just the morphine, it sucks.
#daretozlatan
Nope not just the morphine, it sucks.
#daretozlatan
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