Football Thread 2017 | November |

By Artharo Go To PostHello.

I'm new, been lurking the FootyGAF thread for a long time and the cunts finally activate my account last week, so thought I'd be better off here.

I'm a Spurs fan so wished I had joined before we spanked Liverpool and made that madrid guy rage.

Also, my wife told me earlier that recently she came across some 'adult content' featuring my mum. That was a pleasant conversation. Naturally I can't tell people irl so you lot will have to do.

By Artharo Go To PostHello.

I'm new, been lurking the FootyGAF thread for a long time and the cunts finally activate my account last week, so thought I'd be better off here.

I'm a Spurs fan so wished I had joined before we spanked Liverpool and made that madrid guy rage.

Also, my wife told me earlier that recently she came across some 'adult content' featuring my mum. That was a pleasant conversation. Naturally I can't tell people irl so you lot will have to do.

By Artharo Go To PostHello.

I'm new, been lurking the FootyGAF thread for a long time and the cunts finally activate my account last week, so thought I'd be better off here.

I'm a Spurs fan so wished I had joined before we spanked Liverpool and made that madrid guy rage.

Also, my wife told me earlier that recently she came across some 'adult content' featuring my mum. That was a pleasant conversation. Naturally I can't tell people irl so you lot will have to do.

By Artharo Go To PostHello.

I'm new, been lurking the FootyGAF thread for a long time and the cunts finally activate my account last week, so thought I'd be better off here.

I'm a Spurs fan so wished I had joined before we spanked Liverpool and made that madrid guy rage.

Also, my wife told me earlier that recently she came across some 'adult content' featuring my mum. That was a pleasant conversation. Naturally I can't tell people irl so you lot will have to do.

By Artharo Go To PostHello.

I'm new, been lurking the FootyGAF thread for a long time and the cunts finally activate my account last week, so thought I'd be better off here.

I'm a Spurs fan so wished I had joined before we spanked Liverpool and made that madrid guy rage.

Also, my wife told me earlier that recently she came across some 'adult content' featuring my mum. That was a pleasant conversation. Naturally I can't tell people irl so you lot will have to do.

By Artharo Go To PostHello.

I'm new, been lurking the FootyGAF thread for a long time and the cunts finally activate my account last week, so thought I'd be better off here.

I'm a Spurs fan so wished I had joined before we spanked Liverpool and made that madrid guy rage.

Also, my wife told me earlier that recently she came across some 'adult content' featuring my mum. That was a pleasant conversation. Naturally I can't tell people irl so you lot will have to do.

By OneTwoTee Go To PostYou'll fit right in here, m8.


I've spent the day pigging out on cake and playing the Horizon DLC. What a birthday. I am going out at the weekend though.

Manchester City have announced record revenues of £473.4 million for 2016-17 and an annual profit for the third consecutive year of £1.1 million over a 13-month period. The club have zero debts.

Khaldoon: "The 2016-17 season was something of a contradiction. No silverware was won by our first team and in which we finished third in the Premier League, only securing our Champions League position relatively late. Yet, at the same time, this was also a season of promise."

Khaldoon: "The ongoing development of Phil Foden and Brahim Diaz in particular, continues to be encouraging and our commitment to nurture our own talent remains a central pillar for the Club’s long-term sustainability."

By Meier Go To PostMan City Women had a record attendance of over 4,000 and an average of around 2,200 which was a league high. Here are the numbers for the NWSL – hopefully England can continue to do better:

Team GP Attendance High Low Average
Portland Thorns FC 12 211,830 21,144 14,471 17,653
Orlando Pride 12 74,233 14,452 4,273 6,186
Houston Dash 12 54,938 6,707 1,258 4,511
North Carolina Courage 12 52,672 7,020 2,383 4,389
Seattle Reign FC 12 48,449 6,041 2,727 4,037
Washington Spirit 12 41,891 5,200 2,365 3,490
Chicago Red Stars 12 38,379 4,934 1,827 3,198
Boston Breakers 12 34,754 4,321 2,276 2,896
Sky Blue FC 12 31,355 3,451 2,008 2,612
FC Kansas City 12 21,456 3,340 428 1,788
Total 120 609,957 21,144 428 5,083

By Artharo Go To PostThanks for the welcome.

My wife was at her sisters place and her sister came across porn on her sons laptop, kid is 13 ffs, they looked at a few videos and they saw my mum in one, without going into too much detail, I just found out from my sister that mum has been secretly doing it for 12 years. So, my wife, her sister and nephew have seen it, I was given a graphic description, my mum does porn, my dad is mad because apparently my mum never did such things with him, and we're due to spend this weekend at my mums.

Oh and theres a fucking international break.

By Artharo Go To PostThanks for the welcome.

My wife was at her sisters place and her sister came across porn on her sons laptop, kid is 13 ffs, they looked at a few videos and they saw my mum in one, without going into too much detail, I just found out from my sister that mum has been secretly doing it for 12 years. So, my wife, her sister and nephew have seen it, I was given a graphic description, my mum does porn, my dad is mad because apparently my mum never did such things with him, and we're due to spend this weekend at my mums.

Oh and theres a fucking international break.

By Artharo Go To PostThanks for the welcome.

My wife was at her sisters place and her sister came across porn on her sons laptop, kid is 13 ffs, they looked at a few videos and they saw my mum in one, without going into too much detail, I just found out from my sister that mum has been secretly doing it for 12 years. So, my wife, her sister and nephew have seen it, I was given a graphic description, my mum does porn, my dad is mad because apparently my mum never did such things with him, and we're due to spend this weekend at my mums.

Oh and theres a fucking international break.

By Artharo Go To PostThanks for the welcome.

My wife was at her sisters place and her sister came across porn on her sons laptop, kid is 13 ffs, they looked at a few videos and they saw my mum in one, without going into too much detail, I just found out from my sister that mum has been secretly doing it for 12 years. So, my wife, her sister and nephew have seen it, I was given a graphic description, my mum does porn, my dad is mad because apparently my mum never did such things with him, and we're due to spend this weekend at my mums.

Oh and theres a fucking international break.

By Artharo Go To PostHello.

I'm new, been lurking the FootyGAF thread for a long time and the cunts finally activate my account last week, so thought I'd be better off here.

I'm a Spurs fan so wished I had joined before we spanked Liverpool and made that madrid guy rage.

Also, my wife told me earlier that recently she came across some 'adult content' featuring my mum. That was a pleasant conversation. Naturally I can't tell people irl so you lot will have to do.

By Artharo Go To PostThanks for the welcome.

My wife was at her sisters place and her sister came across porn on her sons laptop, kid is 13 ffs, they looked at a few videos and they saw my mum in one, without going into too much detail, I just found out from my sister that mum has been secretly doing it for 12 years. So, my wife, her sister and nephew have seen it, I was given a graphic description, my mum does porn, my dad is mad because apparently my mum never did such things with him, and we're due to spend this weekend at my mums.

By Artharo Go To PostOh and theres a fucking international break.

By Artharo Go To PostThanks for the welcome.

My wife was at her sisters place and her sister came across porn on her sons laptop, kid is 13 ffs, they looked at a few videos and they saw my mum in one, without going into too much detail, I just found out from my sister that mum has been secretly doing it for 12 years. So, my wife, her sister and nephew have seen it, I was given a graphic description, my mum does porn, my dad is mad because apparently my mum never did such things with him, and we're due to spend this weekend at my mums.

Oh and theres a fucking international break.

By Artharo Go To PostThanks for the welcome.

My wife was at her sisters place and her sister came across porn on her sons laptop, kid is 13 ffs, they looked at a few videos and they saw my mum in one, without going into too much detail, I just found out from my sister that mum has been secretly doing it for 12 years. So, my wife, her sister and nephew have seen it, I was given a graphic description, my mum does porn, my dad is mad because apparently my mum never did such things with him, and we're due to spend this weekend at my mums.

Oh and theres a fucking international break.

By Baconsaurus Go To PostWhat's her stage name?

By Laboured Go To PostIf my 13yo kid was watching porn I'd be fucking livid if he was watching some shit like X-Art.

By Laboured Go To PostIf my 13yo kid was watching porn I'd be fucking livid if he was watching some shit like X-Art.

By sohois Go To PostA few videos? How does that happen, have they not heard of thumbnails? "Oh my, a pornographic video on my son's laptop! Better check out these other videos to make sure he has good taste."

By FortuneFaded Go To PostFistin Yamama
Hairy Kunt
Michelle Cum
Fanny Rose
Harry Winks
Mom Fucking-Men

I should really stop.

By Artharo Go To PostHis mum wanted to check if there was any man love porn

By Artharo Go To PostHis mum wanted to check if there was any man love porn

By Artharo Go To PostHis mum wanted to check if there was any man love porn