By Scum Go To PostBasically, the Peruvian government wants to take over the Peruvian Football Association. FIFA hates when governments try to control the Football Associations so they might ban Peru from the World Cup if it goes through.
By Oddinho Go To PostWhich way is the “right” why to walk up an escalator?Right down the middle. Assert your dominance.
In Japan, you walk on the right, stand on the left. In Osaka, you walk on the left, stand on the right
By Laboured Go To Post
For the future, don't take anything Turkish erdorags say about footballing matters. They make shit up 99% of the time.
By Facism Go To PostFor the future, don't take anything Turkish erdorags say about footballing matters. They make shit up 99% of the time.
facism pls
Transfer news
Arsenal's German playmaker Mesut Ozil wants Barcelona to pay him 370,000 euros (£329,559) a week to join them in January. Gunners boss Arsene Wenger is willing to let the 29-year-old leave, as long as he does not join Manchester United on a free transfer next summer. (AS)
Paris St-Germain have opened discussions with Manchester United midfielder Marouane Fellaini. The 30-year-old Belgium international is out of contract in the summer. (Le10Sport - in French)
Liverpool have made contact with PSG over a January loan move for Germany midfielder Julian Draxler, 24. (L'Equipe via Daily Mail)
Former West Ham boss Slaven Bilic has turned down an approach from West Brom to speak to them about the vacant manager's job. (Daily Mail)
Stoke, West Ham, Everton and Southampton are interested in former Watford striker Odion Ighalo. The 28-year-old moved to Chinese Super League side Changchun Yatai in January. (Tutto Udinese, via Stoke Sentinel)
Spain midfielder Juan Mata, 29, wants to extend his stay at Manchester United and has not ruled out playing until he is 40. (ESPN)
Belgium forward Eden Hazard, 26, has said he will wait until the end of the season to review his future at Chelsea. (Canal+ via Independent)
Watford are confident manager Marco Silva does not want to join Everton as he is house-hunting in Hertfordshire. (Daily Mirror)
Everton appear to have given up hope of trying to convince the Hornets to allow them to negotiate with Silva. (Hertfordshire Mercury)
Crystal Palace will rival West Ham for the signing Bournemouth midfielder Harry Arter, 27, in January. (Daily Mirror)
Former England defender Sol Campbell said he would be interested in becoming the United States' head coach. (ESPN)
France defender Eliaquim Mangala, 26, has admitted he could leave Manchester City in January. (Sun)
Algeria winger Riyad Mahrez, 26, has given no indication he still wishes to leave Leicester City, said manager Claude Puel. (Leicester Mercury)
Meanwhile…
West Ham asked to be given an away fixture on Boxing Day because nearby Stratford station would not have been able to cope with the number of fans and post-Christmas sales shoppers. (Daily Telegraph)
Swansea boss Paul Clement says he still has support from the club's board despite a disappointing start to the season. (Guardian)
Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino says he "does not care" that Danny Rose was upset by being left out of the north London derby. (Guardian)
Glenn Murray feels his Brighton goals would get more credit if he had a 'fancy French name'. (Daily Telegraph)
Neymar swore at reporters and stormed out of an interview after PSG's 7-1 win against Celtic, when he was asked about a move to Real Madrid. (Joe.co.uk)
Chelsea have made the most money from player sales since the Premier League began. (Daily Star)
Eden Hazard believes Liverpool winger Mohamed Salah was not given the chance he deserved at Chelsea. (Guardian)
Best of Thursday's gossip
Arsene Wenger wants Feynoord boss Giovanni van Bronckhorst to be his successor as Arsenal manager. (Daily Star)
Real Madrid hope to beat Manchester City to the signing of Gunners forward Alexis Sanchez, 28. (Don Balon, via Daily Express)
Paris St-Germain could move for Sanchez in January, with the Chile striker's contract set to expire in the summer. (Daily Mirror)
Everton have given up hope of appointing Watford boss Marco Silva as their new manager. (Independent)
The Toffees are considering appointing RB Leipzig sporting director Ralf Rangnick instead. (Express)
West Brom are likely to fail with a bid to appoint Sam Allardyce as their next boss. The ex-England boss is keen to return to international management. (Daily Mirror)
Neymar swore at reporters and stormed out of an interview after PSG's 7-1 win against Celtic, when he was asked about a move to Real Madrid. (Joe.co.uk)
Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino says he "does not care" that Danny Rose was upset by being left out of the north London derby. (Guardian)
what a time to be ghoddos
going to win the europa league with ostersund
going to win the world cup with iran
Fellaini has undeniably been very important for United at certain times, but on the whole he's definitely been more of a liability.
I wouldn't be overly sad to see him go - as long as he is adequately replaced.
I wouldn't be overly sad to see him go - as long as he is adequately replaced.
A part of me would be sad to see him leave as he brings that #chaosfactor a lot of teams can't deal with, even us when he was at Everton. That golden chesT.
But we need more creators operating from deep.
But we need more creators operating from deep.
Would be happy to see him go. Never been good enough. A few good performances is a rancid return over 4 years of mostly utter shit.
By Scum Go To PostWest Ham v Leicester @8pm tonight, lads. Don't forget to sort out your Fantasy teams.Carroll hattrick in elbows
By Francis Go To PostFellaini has undeniably been very important for United at certain times, but on the whole he's definitely been more of a liability.I used to think this, but really he had gotten us some clutch goals and some good performances the last 4 years.
I wouldn't be overly sad to see him go - as long as he is adequately replaced.
The only reason I find that he has been a liability is when Moyes and Van Gaal wanted him to become more of a defensive midfielder.
Speaking of Carroll, I can't fucking believe he wasn't retroactively punished for that elbow against Watford - while the FA threw Niasse under the bus for "deception".
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
By W Go To PostGetting laid off today, feels bad man. Got my contract running until the end of February at least, and then hopefully they will have another job available before then, but far from any guarantees.You're being yourself.
I am also buying a camera for a 1000 euros today.
What is wrong with me
Don't forget to take a picture of the trampolin dog, if you ever encounter it again.
Also maybe we can convince Neonz parents to send him back to school, so you could take care of him.
Mou always get his boys back.
Mou and the boys.
Milkshake stronker than Weng.
What a time to be a manc.
Mou and the boys.
Milkshake stronker than Weng.
What a time to be a manc.
By batong Go To Post
D'awww
John Terry's got competition
The birth of my son?
Jodi Jones will miss the rest of the season with a cruciate ligament injury.
Season over for us and it's still November.
Season over for us and it's still November.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostSeason over for us and it's still November.time to show bobs and vagene
By recon_zero Go To PostGod damn it Resetera pisses the shit out of me. It's the same GAF shitpostingwhat happened now
By FlutterPuffs Go To Postwhat happened nowgovernment intervention on lootboxes is bad mmkay
By W Go To PostGetting laid off today, feels bad man. Got my contract running until the end of February at least, and then hopefully they will have another job available before then, but far from any guarantees.
I am also buying a camera for a 1000 euros today.
What is wrong with me
Man this trip with Quiche came at a great time. You can fuckin' jackhammer him and forget your woes this weekend.
I'm sure everyone's looking forward to their team playing and possibly winning this weekend but for me all I can think about is the pure joy derived from seeing Moyes's pained face and knowing he is destroying someone else's club. Especially when that club is West Ham.
By rvy Go To Postgovernment intervention on lootboxes is bad mmkayhaha
I think lootboxes is not a trade off for most multiplayer games, but there's no denying publishers are out to make money and sooner or later one of them will make stupid mistakes like EA did again. Having regulations on the quality of drops, and to make sure it's more than fair is a good idea.
Have you guys seen how Need For Speed handles progression? How did they think this was a good idea?
By Scum Go To PostHave we lost to West Brom yet?
By Scum Go To PostWest Ham v Leicester @8pm tonight, lads. Don't forget to sort out your Fantasy teams.Can't save that rotting corpse. My team is ded m8. #thanksAliandKane
Victor Moses is back in the Chelsea squad. Hopefully he plays tomorrow, I’m not particularly fond of Zappacosta.
By Kidjr Go To PostWhat does triple captain do on FFPPoints x3
Ndong out for 2 months and Watmore out forever.
Nice start for Coleman. We're so fucked. Imagine the banter when we lose to BURTON tomorrow.
Nice start for Coleman. We're so fucked. Imagine the banter when we lose to BURTON tomorrow.
Just seen Mata's done an interview with Russell Howard. That should be two weeks wages and dropped to the bench.
I also derive great pleasure from referring to my video game company clients' products as computer games. It's the small things really.
By Francis Go To PostWilshere is looking for an exit path. No surprise, but there you go.
Thought that was a well ghost-written article by his agent.