By Hitch Go To PostYou'll sign GaitanEh, why not. Rotting on the bench at Atlético.
By Francis Go To PostEh, why not. Rotting on the bench at Atlético.Because he's rotting on the bench at Atletico
Bale should take a pay cut and return to Spurs.
Or if he wants to play where the bar will be low, he should join a Watford and prove he can stay healthy for a year before one last big contract.
No top club should entertain the idea of signing him while he's currently still under contract at Madrid, which he is for the next five years.
Or if he wants to play where the bar will be low, he should join a Watford and prove he can stay healthy for a year before one last big contract.
No top club should entertain the idea of signing him while he's currently still under contract at Madrid, which he is for the next five years.
By Francis Go To PostBale is most welcome to join, but I can't see it ever happening. It's just one of those phantom "signings" which never come to fruition.let's hope Agent P and Assassin Martial have a word
Though I feel pretty certain United's medical staff could do a better job with his injury record than Real.
Griezmann is the one and we're gonna miss out.
By Freewheelin Go To PostMissing the NLD :(Where will you be
Think it’ll be a draw though
By FootbalIFan Go To PostWhere will you behe's got a brunch date
Just bought my ticket for Juve vs Roma.
Nearly 300 euros, but I just wanted to get it out of the way rather than wait for general sale.
Only 100 euros more than the official list price.
Nearly 300 euros, but I just wanted to get it out of the way rather than wait for general sale.
Only 100 euros more than the official list price.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostJust bought my ticket for Juve vs Roma.
Nearly 300 euros, but I just wanted to get it out of the way rather than wait for general sale.
Only 100 euros more than the official list price.
By FootbalIFan Go To PostWhere will you beAt work, doing overtime
Work should be banned outright on the weekends
By n8 dogg Go To Post
Could have been worse.
By Freewheelin Go To PostAt work, doing overtime
Work should be banned outright on the weekends
You only work Wednesday to Saturday you utter cunt
By n8 dogg Go To PostYou only work Wednesday to Saturday you utter cuntbrotherly love <3
By Meier Go To Post
Today was pretty cool. 👌🏻
You are now part of pizza gate.
By W Go To PostYou are now part of pizza gate.premface the woman behind Meier
By inky Go To PostCongrats on the win tomorrow, Scum lad. 6 am game so I might not catch it.inky, pls.
Hope we can do the fat waiter as well.
Football is back, finally.
No offence to Meier, but I wish Hillary and the Clintons would just go away. They're political piranhas who only serve to further damage the reputation of the US (so-called) left.
She lost because of her own ignorance and needs to come to terms with that.
She lost because of her own ignorance and needs to come to terms with that.
In the Wetherspoons but The Emirates and it’s absolutely booming. Just made a coffee by the guy from Arsenal Fan TV.
Blagged my way in as you need a match ticket. Might have been an error. Been waiting 30 minutes for a breakfast.
In Liverpool related news I’ve not taken the Leon Goretzka rumour well. Been a big old week for YouTube.
Blagged my way in as you need a match ticket. Might have been an error. Been waiting 30 minutes for a breakfast.
In Liverpool related news I’ve not taken the Leon Goretzka rumour well. Been a big old week for YouTube.
Arsenal 4 - 1 Tottenham Hotspur
Bournemouth 2 - 1 Huddersfield Town
Burnley 1 - 2 Swansea City
Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Everton
Leicester City 2 - 4 Manchester City
Liverpool 3 - 3 Southampton
West Bromwich Albion 1 - 3 Chelsea
Manchester United 2 - 2 Newcastle United
Bournemouth 2 - 1 Huddersfield Town
Burnley 1 - 2 Swansea City
Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Everton
Leicester City 2 - 4 Manchester City
Liverpool 3 - 3 Southampton
West Bromwich Albion 1 - 3 Chelsea
Manchester United 2 - 2 Newcastle United
By Scum Go To PostArsenal 4 - 1 Tottenham Hotspuroh scum, how I haven't missed thee
Bournemouth 2 - 1 Huddersfield Town
Burnley 1 - 2 Swansea City
Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Everton
Leicester City 2 - 4 Manchester City
Liverpool 3 - 3 Southampton
West Bromwich Albion 1 - 3 Chelsea
Manchester United 2 - 2 Newcastle United
Nice to have meaningful football back. Up at six and making waffles for breakfast and doing laundry.
Spurs will not only win today, but will do so while embarrassing Arsenal at the Emirates.
Spurs will not only win today, but will do so while embarrassing Arsenal at the Emirates.
Rinsed a spider down the plughole twice and he came back both times, the absolute cunt. Second time I was listening to I Am the Resurrection so I saw it as a sign and just let him be. He just chilled away from the water while I showered, I feel we parted ways with a mutual respect.
By Hixx Go To PostRinsed a spider down the plughole twice and he came back both times, the absolute cunt. Second time I was listening to I Am the Resurrection so I saw it as a sign and just let him be. He just chilled away from the water while I showered, I feel we parted ways with a mutual respect.Mutual respect? He is probably laughing at your incompetence to push him down the plug hole and bragging to his friends how he made you scream like a girl.
Arsenal 2 - Spurs 1. Sanchez brace and Alli goal.
By Hixx Go To PostRinsed a spider down the plughole twice and he came back both times, the absolute cunt. Second time I was listening to I Am the Resurrection so I saw it as a sign and just let him be. He just chilled away from the water while I showered, I feel we parted ways with a mutual respect.
hahaha
I was doing a cover lesson the other week in this isolated little music block and the kids were doing an assessment. Was sitting there at the computer when a spider the size of a fucking 3DS came out from the whiteboard. I jumped back and all the kids looked at me like what the fuck m9. I just grabbed a chair and sat in the middle of the room, kept my eyes on the wall, got no work done whatsoever. Eventually it crawled behind all the computer wires and disappeared.
About 30 mins later this kid and I both see something move across the ground. They're still in assessment conditions, everyone's scribbling away except for this one kid. He starts kicking at his bag, moving it around and the spider darts back to where it originally came from. He screams "ARGH" and all the other kids look up and I have to tell him to shut up and carry on with his work. Second the bell went I fucking legged it out.
By Officer_lool Go To PostMutual respect? He is probably laughing at your incompetence to push him down the plug hole and bragging to his friends how he made you scream like a girl.
Arsenal 2 - Spurs 1. Sanchez brace and Alli goal.
I didn't want to kill it.
I also screamed like a fucking man.
By Hixx Go To PostRinsed a spider down the plughole twice and he came back both times, the absolute cunt. Second time I was listening to I Am the Resurrection so I saw it as a sign and just let him be. He just chilled away from the water while I showered, I feel we parted ways with a mutual respect.Spiders never forget Hixx.
I too have a similar story, but this spider was chilling behind my laptop, it was huge, so huge it had a health bar.
Fuck that noise, man vacated the room.
By n8 dogg Go To Posthahaha
I was doing a cover lesson the other week in this isolated little music block and the kids were doing an assessment. Was sitting there at the computer when a spider the size of a fucking 3DS came out from the whiteboard. I jumped back and all the kids looked at me like what the fuck m9. I just grabbed a chair and sat in the middle of the room, kept my eyes on the wall, got no work done whatsoever. Eventually it crawled behind all the computer wires and disappeared.
About 30 mins later this kid and I both see something move across the ground. They're still in assessment conditions, everyone's scribbling away except for this one kid. He starts kicking at his bag, moving it around and the spider darts back to where it originally came from. He screams "ARGH" and all the other kids look up and I have to tell him to shut up and carry on with his work. Second the bell went I fucking legged it out.
Aside from the fact that I quite dislike kids, it's shit like this that means I would be a very bad teacher. Like if there was a wasp in the classroom? I'm out and closing the door; if you're not out before me you're not getting out at all, young'un.
By Hixx Go To PostAside from the fact that I quite dislike kids, it's shit like this that means I would be a very bad teacher. Like if there was a wasp in the classroom? I'm out and closing the door; if you're not out before me you're not getting out at all, young'un.Hixx be like
As a respected animal professional, let me tell you something about spiders: Any shape or any size in any part of the world, it doesn't matter, they want you dead. They want all human beings wiped off the face of this crummy earth.
So if you have a shot to send a message - and take even one out - you better do it. Because it's them or you motherfucker. Them or you.
I don't squish them myself. I capture and flush - I drown the bastards. And as they're spinning around that bowl I make sure they see me because I look em' right in all those disgusting eyes they have and I let them know, I did this to you.
So if you have a shot to send a message - and take even one out - you better do it. Because it's them or you motherfucker. Them or you.
I don't squish them myself. I capture and flush - I drown the bastards. And as they're spinning around that bowl I make sure they see me because I look em' right in all those disgusting eyes they have and I let them know, I did this to you.
By GQman2121 Go To PostAs a respected animal professional, let me tell you something about spiders: Any shape or any size in any part of the world, it doesn't matter, they want you dead. They want all human beings wiped off the face of this crummy earth.
So if you have a shot to send a message - and take even one out - you better do it. Because it's them or you motherfucker. Them or you.
I don't squish them myself. I capture and flush - I drown the bastards. And as they're spinning around that bowl I make sure they see me because I look em' right in all those disgusting eyes they have and I let them know, I did this to you.
die spider, die
Danny Rose still being a silly twat. He gets paid a disgusting amount of money to play for us and he's still more focused on setting up his transfer. Let him play for the U23s for the rest of the season.
By Meier Go To PostI hate to break this to you m8, but she lost.
Today was pretty cool. 👌🏻
By FortuneFaded Go To PostI hate to break this to you m8, but she lost.Fair play to Miliband. When he lost he went into permanent hiding.
By Scum Go To PostHave we lost 4-1 yet?Lol you know you're going to win.
By Plasma Go To PostLol you know you're going to win.I'd make an avatar bet but I'll end up still using this one anyway. I fear Laca & Kola.