Talking to woman
Me: “I like the way you dress”
Her: “so you’re really into New girl and Sally from when Harry Met Sally types”
Me: “I like the way you dress”
Her: “so you’re really into New girl and Sally from when Harry Met Sally types”
By Patriotism Go To PostShe really got mad at that?
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nah this is something else. Someone got mad because me and my babymama are cool.
By Call Sign: Apollo Go To Postnah this is something else. Someone got mad because me and my babymama are cool.big red flags if they're actively upset about good relations with the other parental unit of your kid
By i can get you a toe Go To Postbig red flags if they're actively upset about good relations with the other parental unit of your kidPirate flags
By Call Sign: Apollo Go To PostBeen talking to this woman for a week. No sex yet. Thinking of ending it
Glad I didn’t
A new female intern came to work today. A short certified baddie Nubian princess. My female co workers tell me looks pretty. I'm like stop telling me that, have you never seen a hot brown girl you fucking fuck fuck. I'm not even feeling the energy. And she might as well wear a sign that says I had a threesome with neon lights.
Was having a bud on my break, listening to music on my phone and she comes just to say hello. So we talk. She says that we have the same taste in music. Goes on to tell me that she dances in a hip hop dance group yada yada. So at the end, I'm like cool, I'll make you a playlist and she immediately responds with I'll make you one too with heart emojis in her eyes. Then we buzz off.
Later learned from someone that she's 17.
Where is that portal gif where the platform is heading straight for the fire pit?
Was having a bud on my break, listening to music on my phone and she comes just to say hello. So we talk. She says that we have the same taste in music. Goes on to tell me that she dances in a hip hop dance group yada yada. So at the end, I'm like cool, I'll make you a playlist and she immediately responds with I'll make you one too with heart emojis in her eyes. Then we buzz off.
Later learned from someone that she's 17.
Where is that portal gif where the platform is heading straight for the fire pit?
By FortuneFaded Go To PostWhat is the age of consent laws where you live?
By i can get you a toe Go To Post
i did chuckle but i aint shit
i do have standards tho you gotta tell them they wrong as hell for trying to tee that up
i do have standards tho you gotta tell them they wrong as hell for trying to tee that up
By domino Go To Posti did chuckle but i aint shitlI'm proud of you.
i do have standards tho you gotta tell them they wrong as hell for trying to tee that up
By FortuneFaded Go To PostDid you slip? Have you contacted your sponsor?
Reilo has been contacted
By Call Sign: Apollo Go To Post
I believe in you bro
By Laboured Go To PostShe still 16 or?This is the question that makes me want to burn the thread and fry an account.
I can't tell if you guys are trying to encourage him to tell on himself or not tbh
By MF Coom Go To PosthmmI saw that edit of you saying she turns 18 this year. Don’t be sly.
No, made an typo.
By Laboured Go To PostShe still 16 or?17 💨
MF all jokes aside you should educated her in a very adult way that you don't appreciate being put in that position. May seem like overkill/reaction but needs to nipped in the bud before she ends up screaming like cassie in 10 years except she will unlikely be able to get 30 million
By MF Coom Go To PostI made a playlist. Hundred tracks on that mofoBro 🤣
She going to send me to the gulag
I agree with forums poster Kidjr
She asked for one so I'm not going to show up empty handed. I didn't ask for one, but she making one for me. Like dafuq am I gonna do
By Kidjr Go To PostMF all jokes aside you should educated her in a very adult way that you don't appreciate being put in that position. May seem like overkill/reaction but needs to nipped in the bud before she ends up screaming like cassie in 10 years except she will unlikely be able to get 30 millionWhat the hell?