By Old King Rob Go To PostDamn bricks is in love love. He’d even accept her short
5'10 and change, she rounds down instead of up, in the WBNA she'd be 6'0" with shoes on. Not in love, but could definitely feel it going that way, you know you feeling someone when you answer their texts and calls when they happen.
By reilo Go To Post5'7
"Short"
This man needs an intervention
It is short my friend, I haven't dated a woman under 5'9" in years, my first real girlfriend was 5'11" too before I decided I wanted NBA/Tennis players. I love the way tall women look, they eat up a room and make other women insecure even though they're usually insecure about their height. Not around me, don't slump those shoulders, stand up straight,put on heels, be big and beautiful my Amazonian.
This girl just reacted to a DM from 2 weeks ago with the fire emoji after I left her on read. I should probably just ask her out, right?
For a little more context, we work for the same company, she led a tour for our team, added me on FB, I accepted 2 weeks later (on Valentine's day lol), followed her on IG, and we've been messaging here and there ever since.
Edit: also, she can sing. That's soooo attractive to me 🥵
For a little more context, we work for the same company, she led a tour for our team, added me on FB, I accepted 2 weeks later (on Valentine's day lol), followed her on IG, and we've been messaging here and there ever since.
Edit: also, she can sing. That's soooo attractive to me 🥵
By balddemon Go To PostFor a little more context, we work for the same company,
No
By Old King Rob Go To PostNo
OMG so dramatic. She's at a location 40 minutes away, in a completely different department. Technically, we only have the same parent company. I'd never seen her before the tour and I haven't seen her since lol. I'm definitely gonna ask her to get coffee or something idk
By balddemon Go To PostOMG so dramatic. She's at a location 40 minutes away, in a completely different department. Technically, we only have the same parent company. I'd never seen her before the tour and I haven't seen her since lol. I'm definitely gonna ask her to get coffee or something idkGo for it m8.
Just don't tell anyone and lay down rules for not fucking up the work environment.
It's not that I don't want to spend time with pretty ladies or even mind asking them out , it's become that i just don't want to actually go out somewhere.
By data Go To PostIt's not that I don't want to spend time with pretty ladies or even mind asking them out , it's become that i just don't want to actually go out somewhere.Same really, no clubs, no bars, maybe a lounge once in awhile, restaurants are fine. But, I'd rather do some active shit like they do in them valtrex herpes commercials. So I need an outdoors type that's fit.
Is that DY? Timeline could fit
By DY_nasty Go To PostI think I'm dating?
If anyone tells you "Apply pressure" you already lost for not deleting their messages immediately. She's not even good looking too.
By You got 14 bricks right there? Go To PostIf anyone tells you "Apply pressure" you already lost for not deleting their messages immediately. She's not even good looking too.Nothing turns me off like “apply pressure”
I am saddened, but not surprised, that "apply pressure" is a thing, and very much reminds me of the "you don't wanna be out here" meme.
By domino Go To PostNothing turns me off like “apply pressure”
Huge red flag if she uses rap lyrics or mottos in real life. Original tweet deleted, guess she wasn't feeling the pressure
I've had multiple women approach me on the rare days I go to the gym when people are actually there
i'm saying I'm my own worst enemy
i'm saying I'm my own worst enemy
By data Go To PostNeed me one that talks like this
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTR3fmFRw/
God
By data Go To PostI've had multiple women approach me on the rare days I go to the gym when people are actually thereForm that bad huh?
i'm saying I'm my own worst enemy
By data Go To PostI've had multiple women approach me on the rare days I go to the gym when people are actually there
i'm saying I'm my own worst enemy
By DY_nasty Go To Post
What a dad.
I've distilled my type down to either girls I could shoulder press in each hand or girls that look like th y squat 3 plates
By data Go To Postgod damn every single girl above 24 in alabama got kids
The one positive of being up north is that there are countless women over 25 with no kids.
By data Go To Postgod damn every single girl above 24 in alabama got kids#mistakesintomiracles
thank you spotify time capsule for reminding me like 4 years ago I was pathetic high schooler levels of infatuated with a co worker because she was the only cute girl who had ever expressed interest in me up til that point after losing a bunch of weight
I mentioned it a few times in here, but there was a woman I worked with that was perfect for me in every way, she was Afro-Cuban & Spanish and looked like a young Janet Jackson, was about 5'10" and well educated. The Cuban part of her would have made my father and Aunt happy as hell. But I had a long-term girlfriend at the time and basically tried to keep a little distance towards that woman even though she and I were much more compatible than my ex. The other woman was a former college athlete, liked sports, loved doing all kinds of outdoor shit. Unfortunately, being the foolish loyal clown that I am I didn't cheat, and even though I wanted to hang out with her when she'd ask me out to lunch or to go out after work I'd decline. My ex and I broke up like 4-5 months after this other woman and I stopped working together, and I didn't have any of her contacts, so I ended up joining FB, IG etc to try and find her but she didn't have social media.
Fast forward a few years, and recently I got a text from a former coworker that knew I was feeling this woman, and it said "Check out your girl Cristiana" so I opened the link thinking it was all good, and it was to an engagement page
. Her engagement pictures looked like a valtrex commercial, all outdoors stuff, all smiles, she looks pleasant and as beautiful as ever, and the dude she's with is actually shorter than her. I asked the person who sent it why the fuck did they think I wanted to see that. I don't believe in "the one" but that was a blown future hall of famer right there, I could have built my franchise around her, she is truly the one that got away.
Fast forward a few years, and recently I got a text from a former coworker that knew I was feeling this woman, and it said "Check out your girl Cristiana" so I opened the link thinking it was all good, and it was to an engagement page
. Her engagement pictures looked like a valtrex commercial, all outdoors stuff, all smiles, she looks pleasant and as beautiful as ever, and the dude she's with is actually shorter than her. I asked the person who sent it why the fuck did they think I wanted to see that. I don't believe in "the one" but that was a blown future hall of famer right there, I could have built my franchise around her, she is truly the one that got away.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostEngagement isn't married bro. Shoot your shot.Even Bron went back to Cleveland.