By Smokey Go To Postvire a inspiration for all
waiting for that "she's been really scared of me seeing her phone lately" text two years after the marriage
By data Go To PostI should become a milkman
because I'm starting to notice a trend of the women that come onto me
tf lol
yea, okay, OKCupid is ditching usernames in favor of real names, and that means I am done using it (not that I have this year): https://theblog.okcupid.com/an-open-letter-on-why-were-removing-usernames-addressed-to-the-worst-ones-we-ve-ever-seen-dd017c75d49a
By reilo Go To Postyea, okay, OKCupid is ditching usernames in favor of real names, and that means I am done using it (not that I have this year): https://theblog.okcupid.com/an-open-letter-on-why-were-removing-usernames-addressed-to-the-worst-ones-we-ve-ever-seen-dd017c75d49aDo you have an embarrassing or awkward real name?
By FortuneFaded Go To PostDo you have an embarrassing or awkward real name?Straight Arabic/Turkic sounding, so yes.
My resume gets thrown in the trash.
By Facism Go To PostRreilo just has to put "slaent owner" in his profile rather than his username now 🤔That's DY's move, not mine
By reilo Go To PostThat's DY's move, not mineits only dumb if it doesn't work
All right lads
A girl (she has a boyfriend so you can stop reading here if your time is precious) making a drunk call at 4 in the morning is a bit weird right? She was very coherent anyway, so it wasn't one of those things you regret doing in the morning. We ended up talking for over two hours. She'd called me earlier yesterday and we spoke for half an hour, untill I had to go do something else. She told me she'd call me after she'd gone clubbing with her mates, and well she did. Never spoken to her on the phone before, only text and in person, so it was surprising to get a phonecall from her in the first place. She ended the call by saying she'd call again today, so let's see how that goes.
Let me state up front that I'm not getting my hopes up. Did I reach some kind of special friendzone status? All I know is that I'd be quite upset if I were here boyfriend. Your girl speaking with some random bloke on the phone for two and a half hours. That ain't right.
I just literally don't know what to make of this.
A girl (she has a boyfriend so you can stop reading here if your time is precious) making a drunk call at 4 in the morning is a bit weird right? She was very coherent anyway, so it wasn't one of those things you regret doing in the morning. We ended up talking for over two hours. She'd called me earlier yesterday and we spoke for half an hour, untill I had to go do something else. She told me she'd call me after she'd gone clubbing with her mates, and well she did. Never spoken to her on the phone before, only text and in person, so it was surprising to get a phonecall from her in the first place. She ended the call by saying she'd call again today, so let's see how that goes.
Let me state up front that I'm not getting my hopes up. Did I reach some kind of special friendzone status? All I know is that I'd be quite upset if I were here boyfriend. Your girl speaking with some random bloke on the phone for two and a half hours. That ain't right.
I just literally don't know what to make of this.
She probably had a fight with him and wanted to talk to someone else who she might have interest in ?
Em, I took down the photo because I didn’t realize it was going to get 800 views in less than an hour. Thought it would just be for SLAENT fam.
https://imgur.com/a/gE01S
https://imgur.com/a/gE01S
How is my online dating app luck so bad but my taken female friends luck through the roof
I didn't ask for this life
I didn't ask for this life
By Facism Go To PostWhat was she calling about?Everything man. She just wanted tot talk to someone, that much was clear. From what she'd done that particular day, to her relationship with her dad (it's complicated) to bullshit like Spongebob Squarepants. She told me she hadn't laughed that hard in a long time.
Man I had completely written this off, but just like that my thirsty ass gets some hope. She's on holiday now, backpacking, so she's without an internet connection for a month. Told myself last week I'd dial things back to a simmer. Said my goodbyes on Friday and would wish her happy holidays over the weekend but that would be it. Then this happens. Now I'm more crazy about her than I ever was before.
My flatmate really isn't helping. He's the kind of guy who's on 4chan all day. Telling me I'm getting cucked, you shouldn't show a girl you like her that much. That's how they control you, she'll never see you as a potential partner, etc.
By Baconsaurus Go To PostEverything man. She just wanted tot talk to someone, that much was clear. From what she'd done that particular day, to her relationship with her dad (it's complicated) to bullshit like Spongebob Squarepants. She told me she hadn't laughed that hard in a long time.Fuck that guy, he is no friend, Bacon.
Man I had completely written this off, but just like that my thirsty ass gets some hope. She's on holiday now, backpacking, so she's without an internet connection for a month. Told myself last week I'd dial things back to a simmer. Said my goodbyes on Friday and would wish her happy holidays over the weekend but that would be it. Then this happens. Now I'm more crazy about her than I ever was before.
My flatmate really isn't helping. He's the kind of guy who's on 4chan all day. Telling me I'm getting cucked, you shouldn't show a girl you like her that much. That's how they control you, she'll never see you as a potential partner, etc.
By Baconsaurus Go To PostMy flatmate really isn't helping. He's the kind of guy who's on 4chan all day. Telling me I'm getting cucked, you shouldn't show a girl you like her that much. That's how they control you, she'll never see you as a potential partner, etc.
Taking girl advice from a guy that's on 4chan all day. Seems like a good idea. Certainly seems like he'd be an expert on the subject (of loneliness)
By Random Ass Username Go To PostBecause of the ratio of thirsty ass dudes to women.It's shit because I do really well in person
but I dont drink. And I'm not about to be that creepy non drinking dude at the bar. I need to be someone's DD I guess
Past a certain age no one gives a fuck if you drink. If it's just social outtings it's whatever. And yeah you can DD it up. If you can be in a bar and control yourself all the more power to you. Anyone who tries to pressure you to drink or talks shit about it, it's a great litmus test of their personality and how shit it might be.
By vire Go To PostEm, I took down the photo because I didn’t realize it was going to get 800 views in less than an hour. Thought it would just be for SLAENT fam.Link still working.
By data Go To PostIt's shit because I do really well in personRoll with me data, I could use a ride.
but I dont drink. And I'm not about to be that creepy non drinking dude at the bar. I need to be someone's DD I guess
By Koko Go To PostLink still working.He replaced it with a private link so people are no longer leaving comments.
I found a girl on okcupid who looks like an older version of Lydia Deetz, loves stupid memes, and hates going out and she's only got one kid
this is it you guys
this is it you guys
may 2018 bring you all happiness in the dating game
congrats vire, let us know when the kids on the way.
goes for you too reilo and dy
congrats vire, let us know when the kids on the way.
goes for you too reilo and dy
Damn, I always fall into the black girl trap. Great at first, crazy as fuck after a month.
Why am I so thirsty brehs.
Why am I so thirsty brehs.
By reilo Go To PostStraight Arabic/Turkic sounding, so yes.
My resume gets thrown in the trash.
I'm actually Turkish so i know that feel, lad.
By data Go To PostI'm 28.I got married at 39.. had my kid at 40.. don't worry
It feels like every girl is married and I'm getting left behind sometimes.
Being married at 28 sounds more depressing than your current situation, lad.
Bacon, she's super friend zoned you m8.
Bacon, she's super friend zoned you m8.
By data Go To PostI'm 28.will be 35 and 364 days at my wedding.
It feels like every girl is married and I'm getting left behind sometimes.
By Elchele Go To PostBeing married at 28 sounds more depressing than your current situation, lad.
Bacon, she's super friend zoned you m8.
I got married at 29 and had my first child at 35. It was nice living together for 6 years before having a kid.
By Elchele Go To PostBeing married at 28 sounds more depressing than your current situation, lad.
Bacon, she's super friend zoned you m8.
My life has considerably improved since marriage tbh
By Kidjr Go To PostMy life has considerably improved since marriage tbh
Talk to em
The longer you wait in the dating game, the more likely you'll find someone with a kid or wants one bad. Those biological clocks are no joke. Of course you could find someone who doesn't want them, but most women aren't wired like that.
Reilo and DY will be dad at some point 😁
By Smokey Go To PostReilo and DY will be dad at some point 😁this mfer