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It's the energy from "Throw Away" in meme form.
Don't think I ever post here about this, only on footy, but here it goes.
There's someone from my past that always felt like the one who got away.
We met 15 years ago when I went to University in Lisbon. She was a colleague of a friend of mine and we hit it off really well.
Similar tastes in movies and music, she had some quirky behaviour at times that turned off some people at times but I liked her how she was.
She is a bit shy but with me she felt comfortable.
There was always a lot of physical contact between us, we would be walking and she would grab my hand, she would tickle me and grab me, when we played pool I would hold her hips to help her position her shot and she would never pull me away.
There was one night where we were at a friend's house, it was 5 in the morning and it was clear our friend wanted to go to bed so we left and walked around the city for 1h, talking, holding hands, hugging.
I kind regret not going for a kiss that night, I rode the subway with her and waited with her for the bus, despite living on the opposite side of the town.
A couple of times we went out with a group who had a lot of couples and those friends would tell me later that we behaved more like a couple than any of the couples.
In one of those nights, she grabbed me and pulled me to an other bar because she wanted to be alone with me.
After that, I had to talk with her about what was going on with us. Once again I waited with her for the bus, grabbed her hand and said I needed to know how she felt because I really liked her.
She started to panic during my talk, took a pen out and started drawing on my face.
Her bus arrived shortly and she ran inside.
After that she became a bit aggressive towards me, her laptop had an issue hours before a presentation, I was trying to fix it and she started screaming at me that everything was going wrong and it was my fault, everything was great between us until I decided to ruin it by telling I liked her.
Eventually we drifted apart, she stopped showing up to classes and I left Lisbon for a few months because I had other issues going on in my life.
As far as I know, she never had a boyfriend before I met her and since then, I think she only had 1.
We went out for coffee a couple of times when I returned to Lisbon but a year after I returned to my island for good.
Would occasionally keep in touch through emails every few years.
4 years ago, I went to a music festival in Porto and in the middle of 40 thousand people, our eyes crossed once again.
Neither went to talk with the other because we weren't sure if it was really who we thought as 9 years or so had passed since we last saw each other.
She went to talk with me on the following day to confirm it was me she saw, unfortunately I was already on my way back to the island.
We started talking a few times a year on Facebook, she went to São Miguel (another island on the Azores) and wanted to see me as she knew I was studying there but unfortunately it was a school break and I was back home.
She once again went to São Miguel early last year but by then I was back home for good.
I told her that she should come to Terceira one day, she could stay at my house and I would show her around.
She liked the idea and would see if she could come in 2019.
We would occasionally talk about it and it was originally planned for September but she had to delay her vacations and it changed to December.
By now we were talking every other week, some times multiple days a week.
Near November I found out that I had to go to Lisbon on the days she was supposed to come here.
I was dreading talking with here because we were so close to see each other but it never seemed to work out.
On the day I got the confirmation I was going to Lisbon, she came to talk to me that she couldn't come as she had some unpredictable expenses and was short on money.
I told it that it was actually okay because I had to go to Lisbon for two days in that period.
She immediately said that she would love to have dinner with me if I could and there was a restaurant she wanted to go and she wouldn't go if it wasn't with me.
She sent me the link and the tags for it were "Mexican" and "Romantic".
I said yes and she immediately made a reservation, almost a month before the date.
We kept talking and she said how if I ever wanted to travel, she would love to go with me as she wanted to travel but she didn't have the company.
Finally the day arrived, I sent her a message on the morning to see if everything was still on and she responded that she had spent the night with a fever and was still sick, I started to think that we would never see each other but she sent a message saying that she could still taste food and it was still on.
Got on the subway 30 minutes before the scheduled time as I knew it would take me 15 minutes to get to the restaurant, right then she sent me a message saying that if I was near the restaurant as she was only a couple of stations away.
I said it would take me a bit to get there and she would probably arrive before me.
She sent me a message a few minutes before saying that she got distracted, missed her stop so I would arrive before her and if I wanted to go to the restaurant.
I said I would wait for her at the station and so I did, at the top of the rolling stairs.
By now I was nervous as fuck but then she appeared and it all went away.
She said she felt a bit bad as she hadn't had the time to dress up and I looked really good.
I told her she didn't need to worry as she looked beautiful anyway.
We made our way to the restaurant and it was a perfect dinner. We talked for 4h without any awkward silences, it was like we were back to 15 years ago.
The food wasn't good but she said that she didn't actually care about the quality of the food as she was having a great time with me.
We were "kicked off" the restaurant as they wanted to close.
She said that she was sorry we couldn't go to a bar as she had to work in the morning and she was still I'll (not a lie as she spent the next 3 days in bed sick).
We rode the subway together and she was once again said she was sorry she didn't dress up a bit as she now wears dresses but only on special occasions and that was definitely a special occasion.
When we said our goodbye was the only awkward moment of the night. I hugged her and she kissed me 3 times in the face.
We kept looking back at each other as doors of the subway closed.
Sent her a message from the hotel saying that I had a lovely time and we couldn't stay 10 years without seeing each other, she responded that we couldn't even stay 10 months without meeting again.
We've been talking about going on vacation just the two of us next year, Greece, Croatia and Scotland are the possible destinations.
This week she started trying to convince me to go to a music festival in Lisbon in July. Said I can stay with her, her house is small but I can stay in her room...
I bought my ticket last night and this morning I had a WhatsApp voice message from her at 7:30 all excited that she had paid for her ticket.
She is also thinking of coming here in March as her boss said she had to take 5 vacation days before the end of March and she knows that my birthday is around that time.
So that's the story so far. I wonder if it's her just wanting some company or if it's there something more there.
Anyway I am pretty excited for 2020.
TLDR: Thing with girl seemed like it was going to work out 15 years ago but it didn't. We kept in touch, had dinner a few weeks ago where we talked for 4h.
I am going to see her in July, she is probably coming here in March, we live 2000 km apart.
Wondering if she is feeling lonely and just wants company or if it's something more.
Edit : fucking hell, I spent 1h write this up. There are short stories that are shorter than this.
There's someone from my past that always felt like the one who got away.
We met 15 years ago when I went to University in Lisbon. She was a colleague of a friend of mine and we hit it off really well.
Similar tastes in movies and music, she had some quirky behaviour at times that turned off some people at times but I liked her how she was.
She is a bit shy but with me she felt comfortable.
There was always a lot of physical contact between us, we would be walking and she would grab my hand, she would tickle me and grab me, when we played pool I would hold her hips to help her position her shot and she would never pull me away.
There was one night where we were at a friend's house, it was 5 in the morning and it was clear our friend wanted to go to bed so we left and walked around the city for 1h, talking, holding hands, hugging.
I kind regret not going for a kiss that night, I rode the subway with her and waited with her for the bus, despite living on the opposite side of the town.
A couple of times we went out with a group who had a lot of couples and those friends would tell me later that we behaved more like a couple than any of the couples.
In one of those nights, she grabbed me and pulled me to an other bar because she wanted to be alone with me.
After that, I had to talk with her about what was going on with us. Once again I waited with her for the bus, grabbed her hand and said I needed to know how she felt because I really liked her.
She started to panic during my talk, took a pen out and started drawing on my face.
Her bus arrived shortly and she ran inside.
After that she became a bit aggressive towards me, her laptop had an issue hours before a presentation, I was trying to fix it and she started screaming at me that everything was going wrong and it was my fault, everything was great between us until I decided to ruin it by telling I liked her.
Eventually we drifted apart, she stopped showing up to classes and I left Lisbon for a few months because I had other issues going on in my life.
As far as I know, she never had a boyfriend before I met her and since then, I think she only had 1.
We went out for coffee a couple of times when I returned to Lisbon but a year after I returned to my island for good.
Would occasionally keep in touch through emails every few years.
4 years ago, I went to a music festival in Porto and in the middle of 40 thousand people, our eyes crossed once again.
Neither went to talk with the other because we weren't sure if it was really who we thought as 9 years or so had passed since we last saw each other.
She went to talk with me on the following day to confirm it was me she saw, unfortunately I was already on my way back to the island.
We started talking a few times a year on Facebook, she went to São Miguel (another island on the Azores) and wanted to see me as she knew I was studying there but unfortunately it was a school break and I was back home.
She once again went to São Miguel early last year but by then I was back home for good.
I told her that she should come to Terceira one day, she could stay at my house and I would show her around.
She liked the idea and would see if she could come in 2019.
We would occasionally talk about it and it was originally planned for September but she had to delay her vacations and it changed to December.
By now we were talking every other week, some times multiple days a week.
Near November I found out that I had to go to Lisbon on the days she was supposed to come here.
I was dreading talking with here because we were so close to see each other but it never seemed to work out.
On the day I got the confirmation I was going to Lisbon, she came to talk to me that she couldn't come as she had some unpredictable expenses and was short on money.
I told it that it was actually okay because I had to go to Lisbon for two days in that period.
She immediately said that she would love to have dinner with me if I could and there was a restaurant she wanted to go and she wouldn't go if it wasn't with me.
She sent me the link and the tags for it were "Mexican" and "Romantic".
I said yes and she immediately made a reservation, almost a month before the date.
We kept talking and she said how if I ever wanted to travel, she would love to go with me as she wanted to travel but she didn't have the company.
Finally the day arrived, I sent her a message on the morning to see if everything was still on and she responded that she had spent the night with a fever and was still sick, I started to think that we would never see each other but she sent a message saying that she could still taste food and it was still on.
Got on the subway 30 minutes before the scheduled time as I knew it would take me 15 minutes to get to the restaurant, right then she sent me a message saying that if I was near the restaurant as she was only a couple of stations away.
I said it would take me a bit to get there and she would probably arrive before me.
She sent me a message a few minutes before saying that she got distracted, missed her stop so I would arrive before her and if I wanted to go to the restaurant.
I said I would wait for her at the station and so I did, at the top of the rolling stairs.
By now I was nervous as fuck but then she appeared and it all went away.
She said she felt a bit bad as she hadn't had the time to dress up and I looked really good.
I told her she didn't need to worry as she looked beautiful anyway.
We made our way to the restaurant and it was a perfect dinner. We talked for 4h without any awkward silences, it was like we were back to 15 years ago.
The food wasn't good but she said that she didn't actually care about the quality of the food as she was having a great time with me.
We were "kicked off" the restaurant as they wanted to close.
She said that she was sorry we couldn't go to a bar as she had to work in the morning and she was still I'll (not a lie as she spent the next 3 days in bed sick).
We rode the subway together and she was once again said she was sorry she didn't dress up a bit as she now wears dresses but only on special occasions and that was definitely a special occasion.
When we said our goodbye was the only awkward moment of the night. I hugged her and she kissed me 3 times in the face.
We kept looking back at each other as doors of the subway closed.
Sent her a message from the hotel saying that I had a lovely time and we couldn't stay 10 years without seeing each other, she responded that we couldn't even stay 10 months without meeting again.
We've been talking about going on vacation just the two of us next year, Greece, Croatia and Scotland are the possible destinations.
This week she started trying to convince me to go to a music festival in Lisbon in July. Said I can stay with her, her house is small but I can stay in her room...
I bought my ticket last night and this morning I had a WhatsApp voice message from her at 7:30 all excited that she had paid for her ticket.
She is also thinking of coming here in March as her boss said she had to take 5 vacation days before the end of March and she knows that my birthday is around that time.
So that's the story so far. I wonder if it's her just wanting some company or if it's there something more there.
Anyway I am pretty excited for 2020.
TLDR: Thing with girl seemed like it was going to work out 15 years ago but it didn't. We kept in touch, had dinner a few weeks ago where we talked for 4h.
I am going to see her in July, she is probably coming here in March, we live 2000 km apart.
Wondering if she is feeling lonely and just wants company or if it's something more.
Edit : fucking hell, I spent 1h write this up. There are short stories that are shorter than this.
By reilo Go To PostShe drew on your face with a pen and you're still trying to hit? My dude…Aye, getting glitter/face paint from a girl is a big give away
By reilo Go To PostShe drew on your face with a pen and you're still trying to hit? My dude…It was 14 years ago, she was a bit immature back then but she seems to have grown up.
She has turned her life around and she seems to want to spend time with me.
By reilo Go To PostShe drew on your face with a pen and you're still trying to hit? My dude…
Finally an excuse for story time with Vapes!
So I was seeing a girl back in 2015, stayed over a few times at this point, always fucking like rabbits when we were together. This one night I was going down on her and something didn't feel right, y'know? She didn't smell fresh down there, and there was something off about how wet she felt. Nevertheless, I powered through. Afterwards, I looked up at her and her fucking jaw dropped. I wiped my chin while asking her what's wrong, her face had pure terror written all over it. Before she answered, I looked at my hand and there was actual human shit on it. Turned out she was a front wiper.
Anyway, 5 years in Jan and still going strong.
By HoboVapes Go To PostFinally an excuse for story time with Vapes!
So I was seeing a girl back in 2015, stayed over a few times at this point, always fucking like rabbits when we were together. This one night I was going down on her and something didn't feel right, y'know? She didn't smell fresh down there, and there was something off about how wet she felt. Nevertheless, I powered through. Afterwards, I looked up at her and her fucking jaw dropped. I wiped my chin while asking her what's wrong, her face had pure terror written all over it. Before she answered, I looked at my hand and there was actual human shit on it. Turned out she was a front wiper.
Anyway, 5 years in Jan and still going strong.
....
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if it smells off, it smells off. shit happens.
but shit smells like shit. it's unmistakably shit.
how do you not smell it's shit that you're licking out of her pussy?
but shit smells like shit. it's unmistakably shit.
how do you not smell it's shit that you're licking out of her pussy?
By bud Go To Postif it smells off, it smells off. shit happens.
but shit smells like shit. it's unmistakably shit.
how do you not smell it's shit that you're licking out of her pussy?
Vapes was licking shyt 🤢
By bud Go To Postmy dick was covered in shit during anal once.
and i kept going because i wanted to cum.
By HoboVapes Go To PostFinally an excuse for story time with Vapes!All I'm seeing is that im right to be afraid
So I was seeing a girl back in 2015, stayed over a few times at this point, always fucking like rabbits when we were together. This one night I was going down on her and something didn't feel right, y'know? She didn't smell fresh down there, and there was something off about how wet she felt. Nevertheless, I powered through. Afterwards, I looked up at her and her fucking jaw dropped. I wiped my chin while asking her what's wrong, her face had pure terror written all over it. Before she answered, I looked at my hand and there was actual human shit on it. Turned out she was a front wiper.
Anyway, 5 years in Jan and still going strong.
By HoboVapes Go To PostFinally an excuse for story time with Vapes!
So I was seeing a girl back in 2015, stayed over a few times at this point, always fucking like rabbits when we were together. This one night I was going down on her and something didn't feel right, y'know? She didn't smell fresh down there, and there was something off about how wet she felt. Nevertheless, I powered through. Afterwards, I looked up at her and her fucking jaw dropped. I wiped my chin while asking her what's wrong, her face had pure terror written all over it. Before she answered, I looked at my hand and there was actual human shit on it. Turned out she was a front wiper.
Anyway, 5 years in Jan and still going strong.
By HoboVapes Go To PostFinally an excuse for story time with Vapes!didn't smell fresh aka smelled like shit?
So I was seeing a girl back in 2015, stayed over a few times at this point, always fucking like rabbits when we were together. This one night I was going down on her and something didn't feel right, y'know? She didn't smell fresh down there, and there was something off about how wet she felt. Nevertheless, I powered through. Afterwards, I looked up at her and her fucking jaw dropped. I wiped my chin while asking her what's wrong, her face had pure terror written all over it. Before she answered, I looked at my hand and there was actual human shit on it. Turned out she was a front wiper.
Anyway, 5 years in Jan and still going strong.
By HoboVapes Go To PostFinally an excuse for story time with Vapes!
So I was seeing a girl back in 2015, stayed over a few times at this point, always fucking like rabbits when we were together. This one night I was going down on her and something didn't feel right, y'know? She didn't smell fresh down there, and there was something off about how wet she felt. Nevertheless, I powered through. Afterwards, I looked up at her and her fucking jaw dropped. I wiped my chin while asking her what's wrong, her face had pure terror written all over it. Before she answered, I looked at my hand and there was actual human shit on it. Turned out she was a front wiper.
Anyway, 5 years in Jan and still going strong.
Things going alright with a German girl I matched with recently. Not sure if she wants something easy or something serious, and honestly not sure that I care – happy either way tbh.
So update time.
The girl was supposed to come here in March but then she couldn't because she wasn't able to take vacation days during that time.
We continued to talk, we booked tickets for the music festival in Lisbon in July.
She also continued to talk about we taking a trip to another country in September, everything was normalish until a day where she asked what I was doing, I said I was watching a movie and took a photo of a movie projected on my bedroom wall, she responded that she wanted to do that and I said there was plenty of room for her in my bed.
Radio silence after that, she saw the message but didn't respond.
I didn't say nothing else and so no talk for 3 weeks until she sent me an article about Vietnam as a possible travel destination for us and said that she hadn't noticed my previous message (yeah, right).
We settled on Croacia as our vacation destination, she talked how she had been dying to go there but she never had the company, I said now you do but it not might be the best one and laughed.
I think she jokingly thought I was talking about her being the bad company and she said if I was looking to get hit, I said it wouldn't be a bad thing if she hit me because that would mean she was physically close to me.
Once again, radio silence for 2 weeks until she came and talk to me to tell me that she had her vacations authorized, that she would be free in the days I was looking to go to Lisbon but she didn't have to always be after me if I wanted, she could give me a ride wherever I wanted and just leave me alone.
I said no, that more than wanting to go to the festival, the biggest reason for my trip was to spend time, she responded that things like that almost give her a panic attack, to let things roll without stress.
This after she told me that she had passed on her oriental massage course, I volunteered to have her practice on me and she excitedly accepted.
We continued talking normally every few days, almost every time I talk about what she has been up to she either is going to or has gone to the cinema alone.
Suddenly out of nowhere two days ago, she asked me if it was still alright to come and see me at the end of March because her boss has ordered everyone to take vacation days until the end of Abril and she immediately thought of coming here for a few days.
So now she has already booked her flight and she is coming for 5 days, leaves on the afternoon of my birthday because the plane tickets for the following two days are too expensive.
I really don't know what to think about all this, she is already talking about plans for a trip together next year.
The girl was supposed to come here in March but then she couldn't because she wasn't able to take vacation days during that time.
We continued to talk, we booked tickets for the music festival in Lisbon in July.
She also continued to talk about we taking a trip to another country in September, everything was normalish until a day where she asked what I was doing, I said I was watching a movie and took a photo of a movie projected on my bedroom wall, she responded that she wanted to do that and I said there was plenty of room for her in my bed.
Radio silence after that, she saw the message but didn't respond.
I didn't say nothing else and so no talk for 3 weeks until she sent me an article about Vietnam as a possible travel destination for us and said that she hadn't noticed my previous message (yeah, right).
We settled on Croacia as our vacation destination, she talked how she had been dying to go there but she never had the company, I said now you do but it not might be the best one and laughed.
I think she jokingly thought I was talking about her being the bad company and she said if I was looking to get hit, I said it wouldn't be a bad thing if she hit me because that would mean she was physically close to me.
Once again, radio silence for 2 weeks until she came and talk to me to tell me that she had her vacations authorized, that she would be free in the days I was looking to go to Lisbon but she didn't have to always be after me if I wanted, she could give me a ride wherever I wanted and just leave me alone.
I said no, that more than wanting to go to the festival, the biggest reason for my trip was to spend time, she responded that things like that almost give her a panic attack, to let things roll without stress.
This after she told me that she had passed on her oriental massage course, I volunteered to have her practice on me and she excitedly accepted.
We continued talking normally every few days, almost every time I talk about what she has been up to she either is going to or has gone to the cinema alone.
Suddenly out of nowhere two days ago, she asked me if it was still alright to come and see me at the end of March because her boss has ordered everyone to take vacation days until the end of Abril and she immediately thought of coming here for a few days.
So now she has already booked her flight and she is coming for 5 days, leaves on the afternoon of my birthday because the plane tickets for the following two days are too expensive.
I really don't know what to think about all this, she is already talking about plans for a trip together next year.
i don't think she's the one for you, martins.
i don't think it'll ever be more than what it is right now.
i don't think it'll ever be more than what it is right now.
Sounds needlessly complicated. If you really dig someone you just make it work without so much waffling.
Tried to be like Kidjr (without the drugs) today, failed miserably 😔.
Don't have his powers, and probably need the drugs, if I want to impress on the high life.
Don't have his powers, and probably need the drugs, if I want to impress on the high life.
By batong Go To PostTried to be like Kidjr (without the drugs) today, failed miserably 😔.Did you learn nothing from Icarus?
Don't have his powers, and probably need the drugs, if I want to impress on the high life.
By batong Go To PostTried to be like Kidjr (without the drugs) today, failed miserably 😔.
Don't have his powers, and probably need the drugs, if I want to impress on the high life.
lmao in what context.
By batong Go To PostTried to be like Kidjr (without the drugs) today, failed miserably 😔.
Don't have his powers, and probably need the drugs, if I want to impress on the high life.
I have never wanted to hear a story more in my life.