By reilo Go To PostTBH, if you're not fibonacci sequencing the amount of women you kiss every year, you're doing it wrong.The Golden Fellatio™
By FortuneFaded Go To PostThey are doing all-female reboots of sitcoms now?Pls BAN
By FortuneFaded Go To PostThe Golden Fellatio™😂😭
By domino Go To Postso you kissed 1.5 women before? this story got more interesting.
he's counting the kisses on the cheek from his mom.
By Pennywise Go To PostLast time I kissed a girl that wasn't my gf, was at the age of 15.How many since then have you fucked though?
My relationship that started last month at quakecon is going well. Haven't felt this comfortable and happy with someone before. Hoping it continues.
i don't think i'll ever get used to actually being an aight looking dude. not even good-looking, just aight.
part of me expects to still get a "ew i cant believe you breathe the same air as me" reaction anytime i holla
part of me expects to still get a "ew i cant believe you breathe the same air as me" reaction anytime i holla
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By Kibner Go To PostMy relationship that started last month at quakecon is going well. Haven't felt this comfortable and happy with someone before. Hoping it continues.hope it is a long and fruitful relationship
By domino Go To Posti don't think i'll ever get used to actually being an aight looking dude. not even good-looking, just aight.Same. A girl I worked with text me yesterday asking if she could call me later and she's like instagram gorgeous.
part of me expects to still get a "ew i cant believe you breathe the same air as me" reaction anytime i holla
She didnt call but still
By Kibner Go To PostMy relationship that started last month at quakecon is going well. Haven't felt this comfortable and happy with someone before. Hoping it continues.
Congrats kib! Hope it keeps up!
By domino Go To Posti don't think i'll ever get used to actually being an aight looking dude. not even good-looking, just aight.I feel you lol
part of me expects to still get a "ew i cant believe you breathe the same air as me" reaction anytime i holla
Sometimes I'll be minding my own business and some girl approaches me and I'll turn around like "are you lost? You must be lost"
By data Go To PostSame. A girl I worked with text me yesterday asking if she could call me later and she's like instagram gorgeous.😮
She didnt call but still
By blackace Go To Post😮I'm just expecting the flakiness at this point. Must be something about me.
By Kibner Go To PostMy relationship that started last month at quakecon is going well. Haven't felt this comfortable and happy with someone before. Hoping it continues.
Good shit man.
The girl I’m dating snorted coke off my dick on Monday night before we watched Perfect Blue and then we filmed porn. Guess you can say it’s going great.
My experience after a few months of actually spending times with members of the opposite sex that are attracted to me that have led to some things
This about to be some straight livejournal shit but i had to get it out of my head before I went to the gym
So the girl at work finally broke up w/ her boyfriend. I randomly asked her last Monday what she was up to the previous weekend and she was like "I had a terrible weekend but I'm not ready to tell you what happened yet" and just from talking to her regularly and knowing what she was up to, I pieced it together pretty quick but I left it alone. It wasn't surprising to me when she explained it a few days later though. After my wreck we kind of fell back from each other because she felt like it was wrong how broken up she was over the fact I basically almost died. And plus I felt like the situation didnt need my help to reach its end anyway.
We still talk all the time now but one of the first things she said to me after was basically like "you remember you told me that if I was ever single you'd ask me out for real? well you're not allowed to ask me that yet." I'm sure she could tell I was kicking around the timing in my head. And even things that arent even close to that territory are getting thrown in the "nope. not yet." pile. Which according to her is a very large pile.
How long am I about to have to wait for this girl? And obv I'm not waiting just for her but lets just say if there was a ranking board of where my attention is at she'd be #1 w/ a bullet smh.
So the girl at work finally broke up w/ her boyfriend. I randomly asked her last Monday what she was up to the previous weekend and she was like "I had a terrible weekend but I'm not ready to tell you what happened yet" and just from talking to her regularly and knowing what she was up to, I pieced it together pretty quick but I left it alone. It wasn't surprising to me when she explained it a few days later though. After my wreck we kind of fell back from each other because she felt like it was wrong how broken up she was over the fact I basically almost died. And plus I felt like the situation didnt need my help to reach its end anyway.
We still talk all the time now but one of the first things she said to me after was basically like "you remember you told me that if I was ever single you'd ask me out for real? well you're not allowed to ask me that yet." I'm sure she could tell I was kicking around the timing in my head. And even things that arent even close to that territory are getting thrown in the "nope. not yet." pile. Which according to her is a very large pile.
How long am I about to have to wait for this girl? And obv I'm not waiting just for her but lets just say if there was a ranking board of where my attention is at she'd be #1 w/ a bullet smh.
It ain't like I've sworn everyone off just for her. I just can't lie to myself like I'm not very interested in seeing what's up when/if she's ready.
If she's ready
Man
Breh
You were wrong when you through out the "when you're single can i..." She's living in your mind rent free
Man
Breh
You were wrong when you through out the "when you're single can i..." She's living in your mind rent free
Get your star crossed lovers fix from series and movies, don't play that shit for yourself it's a losing game.
Rent free 💀
Man I've always been one to get fixated. I can't help it.
I will say I'm glad yall at least give me the other side. Cause everyone I've pitched it to in real life has been on some romantic "if that's what you want then go after it"
Man I've always been one to get fixated. I can't help it.
I will say I'm glad yall at least give me the other side. Cause everyone I've pitched it to in real life has been on some romantic "if that's what you want then go after it"
You gotta be a legit side piece for "go after it" to work. If this is the same girl who rolled her eyes it whatever when you stunted for her parents then your chances looking slim like Trae Young
50/50 if yal were actually having sex instead of sending texts about holding hands one day. You're still filling the role of the confidence boost - even if you guys do get together... Being the "why not? Fuck it" rebound isn't the best way to kick things off either man
allow me dis reilo. Apollo polluting the thread w/ his happiness. that does sound fun Apollo
thats a level of simping i cant even fathom breh.
By DY_nasty Go To Post50/50 if yal were actually having sex instead of sending texts about holding hands one day. You're still filling the role of the confidence boost - even if you guys do get together… Being the "why not? Fuck it" rebound isn't the best way to kick things off either man
thats a level of simping i cant even fathom breh.
By Apollo Go To PostI'm in an open relationship and we shoot cam videos together.We believe you
LIFE IS GREAT
By DY_nasty Go To PostWe believe you
I can link you
By Apollo Go To PostI can link youYou can't link happiness, friend
She's probably waiting out who else in interested.
Can't let someone else sneak by you while you're doing the right thing and waiting.
Can't let someone else sneak by you while you're doing the right thing and waiting.
By data Go To PostYou almost died and this girl tells you to wait
lmao
By data Go To PostYou almost died and this girl tells you to wait
😂