By Baconsaurus Go To PostI don't get itThe joke is only accessible to prime customers.
By Baconsaurus Go To PostI don't get itThe crying Jordan picture.
I mean the amazon one also fits.
The customer service seems to be more reliable than alot of the dates that were mentioned here...
By reilo Go To PostIrony strikes hot since I said to use the crying Jordan picture as the header imagelook on the bright side
at least you're not being photoshopped into shower memes
It is absolutely amazing. I know there's some back story missing for the non Footy folks but I have to vent.
We had an amazing afternoon/evening at this lovely restaurant we discovered. Truly a magical place. Spent five hours there just talking and enjoying the food. Me trying to talk some sense into her. Only for the evening to get cut short because she needed to babysit her boyfriend because he got too drunk and couldn't find his way home on his own.
Night ends with the three of us on the same train. Him very jovial and drunk, the two of us trying to hold back our anger. She knows I'm right and she's not happy about it.
Why do I need to make myself suffer.
We had an amazing afternoon/evening at this lovely restaurant we discovered. Truly a magical place. Spent five hours there just talking and enjoying the food. Me trying to talk some sense into her. Only for the evening to get cut short because she needed to babysit her boyfriend because he got too drunk and couldn't find his way home on his own.
Night ends with the three of us on the same train. Him very jovial and drunk, the two of us trying to hold back our anger. She knows I'm right and she's not happy about it.
Why do I need to make myself suffer.
By DY_nasty Go To Postlook at what vire has started
wew
Their relationship has been crumbling for a while now and I'm there trying to pick up the pieces and getting jack shit for it. I'm fucking tragic.
By Baconsaurus Go To PostTheir relationship has been crumbling for a while now and I'm there trying to pick up the pieces and getting jack shit for it. I'm fucking tragic.Don't be a reilo
Right now
By reilo Go To PostDon't be a reilo
Tall, successful and handsome?
By Facism Go To PostTall, successful and handsome?Single, depressed, and self-loathing. Fixing women for when they come out of a shitty relationship so that the next guy can reap the benefits.
By reilo Go To PostSingle, depressed, and self-loathing. Fixing women for when they come out of a shitty relationship so that the next guy can reap the benefits.
Sorry about that, m8 :(
By Baconsaurus Go To PostIt is absolutely amazing. I know there's some back story missing for the non Footy folks but I have to vent.Yeah, you're not her friend.
We had an amazing afternoon/evening at this lovely restaurant we discovered. Truly a magical place. Spent five hours there just talking and enjoying the food. Me trying to talk some sense into her. Only for the evening to get cut short because she needed to babysit her boyfriend because he got too drunk and couldn't find his way home on his own.
Night ends with the three of us on the same train. Him very jovial and drunk, the two of us trying to hold back our anger. She knows I'm right and she's not happy about it.
Why do I need to make myself suffer.
That's the real truth. You're just another simp "good bloke" *tips fedora*, enjoy your beta train, cuck.
By giririsss Go To PostYeah, you're not her friend.That's said semi sarcastically, but it's also god damn true.
That's the real truth. You're just another simp "good bloke" *tips fedora*, enjoy your beta train, cuck.
If she's picking up her boyfriend IN FRONT OF YOU, then she's not seriously considering you as a partner in the slightest. You're not a threat.
Stop seeing her with an alternative agenda. Bail the fuck out now, or ... well Data is the most recent one who's gone through it.
So basically, she spent her entire night being an actual girlfriend to her actual boyfriend and you're mad.
Damn, at least Vire...
...was honest. Ayeo. Lmao.
Damn, at least Vire...
By DY_nasty Go To Postlook at what vire has started
...was honest. Ayeo. Lmao.
By Baconsaurus Go To PostThe three of us have had dinner together.No. you're just not a potential partner. You're just a friend.
She has her cake and eats it too.
You're literally, doign the full internet meme, of friendzoning your self. Cause you're a good guy. Better than her bf. top bloke. Fedora is sharp and crisp.
Best thing to do in that situation. When she calls on you. "You broke up with assface yet? Nah I got plans."
Yeah, I did this crap when I was younger. My advice is that you need to decide for yourself that being somebody’s emotional security blanket isn’t your job, ever. Once you believe you deserve better than that for yourself and internalize it you’ll be on the path to a healthier partnership and life in general. People do this to themselves because they don’t properly practice self love.
If you’re attracting shitty mates the first thing to do is ask yourself why you’re self sabotaging like that.
If you’re attracting shitty mates the first thing to do is ask yourself why you’re self sabotaging like that.
Eh, i'm not even sure he's that high up as emotional affair.
You hide the affair. You don't keep it public. You don't introduce them.
You hide the affair. You don't keep it public. You don't introduce them.
By Random Ass Username Go To PostShe gets dick from him and an emotional blanket from you.
I was thinking giri was keeping it on the level and then I read this. So much truth.
I told her she needed to sort out her problems two weeks ago. They weren't talking anymore. Hadn't been for months so all the crap was just piling up. They discussed their problems, the steps they needed to take to improve their situation. She basically set an ultimatum for him. He wasn't there for her, as emotional support, and that's where I fit in.
She told him about how I've been there for her instead. He knows and apparently he's fine with it. His attitude towards me didn't change at all. Probably because I'm actually making his life easier. He gave her that bullshit that he would work on it etc and she's holding out for that. It's lasted for a week for everything to turn back to how it was. It's a reoccurring theme.
She's perfectly fine with being in a completely average and unfulfilling relationship. 5.5/10 is a passing grade. Some days are better, some are worse.
She told him about how I've been there for her instead. He knows and apparently he's fine with it. His attitude towards me didn't change at all. Probably because I'm actually making his life easier. He gave her that bullshit that he would work on it etc and she's holding out for that. It's lasted for a week for everything to turn back to how it was. It's a reoccurring theme.
She's perfectly fine with being in a completely average and unfulfilling relationship. 5.5/10 is a passing grade. Some days are better, some are worse.
He's into it, because he can do whatever and she'll bring the fallout to you. You're not a threat to him...
By data Go To PostThe real millennial problem is that no one seems to know how to get over an ex
Can't have that problem if you've never had an ex.
By data Go To PostThe real millennial problem is that no one seems to know how to get over an exi think its more of this generation being SHIT at communication and developing relationships in general because of all the 'shortcuts' available. a liked picture isn't the same as in-person compliment, a read receipt without reply isn't earth shattering silence, getting to know someone doesn't start with going through someone's page, etc
once you actually DO luck into a great relationship with someone among all of that, the withdrawal from it all is the issue. even if you do find someone else that's great you have to rebuild from scratch and still find ways to not use the bad pieces (which ppl can't identify for shti) when putting together the next relationship
By Baconsaurus Go To PostThe three of us have had dinner together.
She has her cake and eats it too.
naw fam. its one thing to mess w/ a chick in a relationship if you getting somewhere but this is her making a fool out of you.
I mean I was a threat and it still turned out a waste of time. So you're really getting used if she's having ya'll meet and he ain't sweating you.
Dip out. And don't try to let pettiness drive you and succeed so she'll see what she missed out on. I did that and it only means you're still thinking about her. That she's still got you around her finger.
Dip out. And don't try to let pettiness drive you and succeed so she'll see what she missed out on. I did that and it only means you're still thinking about her. That she's still got you around her finger.
By DY_nasty Go To Posti think its more of this generation being SHIT at communication and developing relationships in general because of all the 'shortcuts' available. a liked picture isn't the same as in-person compliment, a read receipt without reply isn't earth shattering silence, getting to know someone doesn't start with going through someone's page, etcpeople also getting too hung up on one person in spite of their relationship status
once you actually DO luck into a great relationship with someone among all of that, the withdrawal from it all is the issue. even if you do find someone else that's great you have to rebuild from scratch and still find ways to not use the bad pieces (which ppl can't identify for shti) when putting together the next relationship
broaden your social sphere
By Random Ass Username Go To Postpeople also getting too hung up on one person in spite of their relationship statusExpecting or offering exclusivity out the gate is jokes too
broaden your social sphere
What always gets me is the "her bf fucking up."
Um so is she? She's not setting boundaries or she's not holding him accountable to them. She's stringing two dudes along. I always side eye folks who shit talk their SOs tbqh. The fuck you takin' up with someone who ain't them for? What you allow will continue.
Um so is she? She's not setting boundaries or she's not holding him accountable to them. She's stringing two dudes along. I always side eye folks who shit talk their SOs tbqh. The fuck you takin' up with someone who ain't them for? What you allow will continue.
To share a dinner with my girl and aspiring homewrecker... you have to be the most non threatening dude ever
I say that out of concern for you, friend.
I say that out of concern for you, friend.
By DY_nasty Go To PostTo share a dinner with my girl and aspiring homewrecker… you have to be the most non threatening dude ever
I say that out of concern for you, friend.
There has to be some level of friendship for dude to feel that comfortable
By Kidjr Go To PostThere has to be some level of friendship for dude to feel that comfortableor some next level game playing
"you bringing your simp to dinner? two can play that game" i'd be shook to know the full extent of fukkery in progress
By DY_nasty Go To PostRAU: unrelated, this blassiclmao
Like it's a cluster fuck. He actually really likes me. He's also the least emotionally intelligent person I've ever met. He proposed the three of us should go to the movies sometime while he was drunk yesterday.
What he doesn't know is that whenever his girlfriend gets mad at him or they have a serious argument, it's because I convinced her it's something they should discuss. Today she told him that she'll break up with him if things keep going the way they're going. This is a shocking new development. It's all on me, she was a total pushover before.
I'm in too deep. It should be none of my business.
And I'm going to hell for this.
What he doesn't know is that whenever his girlfriend gets mad at him or they have a serious argument, it's because I convinced her it's something they should discuss. Today she told him that she'll break up with him if things keep going the way they're going. This is a shocking new development. It's all on me, she was a total pushover before.
I'm in too deep. It should be none of my business.
And I'm going to hell for this.