Dating & Relationships | I would always love her more than I love Amazon customer service
Let's reboot this.
Banner: credits to Psy, Purple Mug... and maybe reilo.
Some observations in my limited experience this year:
Online dating is a crapshoot.
Profiles can mislead.
Sometimes, it's not you, it's her.
Zombieing is a thing, as is ghosting, so don't get too hurt over it.
Online dating is a crapshoot.
Profiles can mislead.
Sometimes, it's not you, it's her.
Zombieing is a thing, as is ghosting, so don't get too hurt over it.
By BKatastrophe Go To PostAm I telling my problems to MJ? SL&ENT? Is SL&ENT really MJ? What is real?
Search yourself, you know it is true.
After weeks finally met up with a woman from tinder. Zero rush, just waiting for the opportunity. Even postponed the date to tonight
Just arrived home, smelling my finger, life is good. One more sniff of my right hand and fingers. Smells damn good. Sex was fantastic. Nice 34DD rack with a small booty. I'm blessed
Just arrived home, smelling my finger, life is good. One more sniff of my right hand and fingers. Smells damn good. Sex was fantastic. Nice 34DD rack with a small booty. I'm blessed
... that's not the kind of discussion we really want in this thread. That's a bit too many personal details and it feels a bit disrespectful. We're your friends but we ain't your bros. Does that make sense?
By reilo Go To Post… that's not the kind of discussion we really want in this thread. That's a bit too many personal details and it feels a bit disrespectful. We're your friends but we ain't your bros. Does that make sense?
I could've went into details, but chose not to. This is dating amirite? Maybe you should separate dating and relationships...
By Maven Go To PostAfter weeks finally met up with a woman from tinder. Zero rush, just waiting for the opportunity. Even postponed the date to tonight
Just arrived home, smelling my finger, life is good. One more sniff of my right hand and fingers. Smells damn good. Sex was fantastic. Nice 34DD rack with a small booty. I'm blessed
Wait people sniff their fingers after sex? I usually take a shower or wash up at least..
But I think the point is this isn't meant to be Penthouse Letters.
By Maven Go To PostI could've went into details, but chose not to. This is dating amirite? Maybe you should separate dating and relationships…
But I think the point is this isn't meant to be Penthouse Letters.
By LionPride Go To PostFuck I hate feeling emotions for someone when I'm just tryna thot
you'll live
By blackace Go To PostWait people sniff their fingers after sex? I usually take a shower or wash up at least..
But I think the point is this isn't meant to be Penthouse Letters.
Well yes after the deed was done and some talk, I decided to leave for home. I was given a big hug and kiss goodbye, even wanted the text "i got home safe." Yes, on the drive home I like to smell the fingers used...and now I'm taking a whiff of said fingers at home.
It's not disrespectful amongst consenting adults. But, I see your points made
By Random Ass Username Go To PostThread already in
mode
Love smelling the fingers after a successful date
Who's with me?
Washing up after sex, maybe I'm just filth, but I kinda like wallowing in our mixture of bodily fluids (my wife) like I dont even pull out sometime, just kinda mould from doggy to spoon and sleep
Marvin really be licking his fingers after sex like a kid licking their's after Cheetos. "Finger lickin' good"?
By Apollo Go To PostI don’t date and have no relationships
Stealth brag.
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By MiamiCFW Go To PostDamn this thread already caught a body
Anyway any newly married peeps? Any advice for this guy?
I'm newly married.
I, uh, wear a ring now I guess?
By MiamiCFW Go To PostDamn this thread already caught a body
Anyway any newly married peeps? Any advice for this guy?
3 year anniversary is tomorrow. I think some would consider that "newly".
Communicate with each other. It's the best way to prevent arguments. You're both adults, and you can work things out like adults.
Combine that with going out of your way to make her/him happy. If he/she does the same, you'll have a kickass marriage. I mean really that's pretty common sense, but it seems like a lot of people forget those things. Also applies to relationships that aren't marriage.
By DY_nasty Go To Post#GMB#HKB
By MiamiCFW Go To PostDamn this thread already caught a body
Anyway any newly married peeps? Any advice for this guy?
Communicate even if it's uncomfortable.
So I met this girl through a coworker and I am scheduling the date for next week. She is beautiful, a progressive, smart, and crazy the same way I am crazy. She also thinks me walking with a cane is cool.
I might just have to shutdown the dog in me Breh's.
I might just have to shutdown the dog in me Breh's.
By Zeus Ex Machina Go To PostSo I met this girl through a coworker and I am scheduling the date for next week. She is beautiful, a progressive, smart, and crazy the same way I am crazy. She also thinks me walking with a cane is cool.That's dope.
I might just have to shutdown the dog in me Breh's.
Poor Maven should git gud at writing erotica. His "congrats on the sex" posts might have been received more favorably.
By MiamiCFW Go To PostDamn this thread already caught a bodyNot newly married, but on my second go 'round. Made many mistakes and learned much along the way.
Anyway any newly married peeps? Any advice for this guy?
Be honest and open with each other. I know it can be scary to feel laid bare like that, exposing your feelings and being vulnerable. Do it anyways. Both parties in a committed relationship like a marriage deserve honesty and support from each other.
By MiamiCFW Go To PostDamn this thread already caught a body
Anyway any newly married peeps? Any advice for this guy?
Get the practice of BJs out of the way so that it's not awkward 10 years down the road trying for the first time.
By Apollo Go To PostI don’t date and have no relationshipsWe have something in common.
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostGet the practice of BJs out of the way so that it's not awkward 10 years down the road trying for the first time.
Thanks for the advice fellas
Welp lucky for me we got that out of the way a long time ago
By Phoenix RISING Go To PostGet the practice of BJs out of the way so that it's not awkward 10 years down the road trying for the first time.
Welp lucky for me we got that out of the way a long time ago
Let me know if I messed uo up with this? I left a woman a note letting her know that I'd like to take her out to an event in my city.
It went like this:
Hey _____, there's a design event in November 6-9pm that a friend of mine invited me to and he suggested I bring someone and I thought it would be nice to have you come along with me.
The event will have interactive design projects and other things that should be relatively interesting.
I was hoping to catch you, but my work schedule changed, so I'm leaving a note..
It's $20 and I wouldn't mind covering you if needed.
Anyways, send me a text at ______ if you're interested.
Phill"
I hate asking people out like this and she didn't send a text back yet. I know to wait. We've known each other for two years or so and she has recently hinted towards rfs us getting together by offering to give me her phone number just so we could keep up with each other and "changing" the fact that I haven't certain foods in the area.
Us knowing each other hasn't gone further than the place we know each other at, but we are constantly flirting.
It went like this:
Hey _____, there's a design event in November 6-9pm that a friend of mine invited me to and he suggested I bring someone and I thought it would be nice to have you come along with me.
The event will have interactive design projects and other things that should be relatively interesting.
I was hoping to catch you, but my work schedule changed, so I'm leaving a note..
It's $20 and I wouldn't mind covering you if needed.
Anyways, send me a text at ______ if you're interested.
Phill"
I hate asking people out like this and she didn't send a text back yet. I know to wait. We've known each other for two years or so and she has recently hinted towards rfs us getting together by offering to give me her phone number just so we could keep up with each other and "changing" the fact that I haven't certain foods in the area.
Us knowing each other hasn't gone further than the place we know each other at, but we are constantly flirting.
By DY_nasty Go To Posti was about to type up a long thing about how you played yourself until i saw that last part lolYeah, I wasn't really feeling her for a bit because I got to know her friends and they're the type that like to gossip and act stuck up, so I kind of left it alone because she's always with them.
I was speaking to her a few days ago, realized she'd be fun to take out, so I said fuck it, but had to do it in a lame way since I only see her once a week sometimes. Her friends don't like me because I don't fuck with them, so they're gonna say some bullshit. Whatever.