FootySlaent 2014/2015. OT2. Have you ever had a Gooner up your arse?

By Freewheelin

By FlutterPuffs

By FreewheelinWell, skipped that update since it wasn't installing, and now I'm fighting some huge demon in the tutorial area. Already died a few times, lol.

What are you playing m8

Dark Souls 1 m8, never played it before

remenber to roll and never get greedy dean

By Vivalabanter

By Killer7

By Vivalabanter

By nathan

By Messi

By nathan

By VivalabanterDi Marie skulked off at the end today, didn't stick around for the customary applaud the fans etc.

No surprise considering we've signed him as a mercenary but still gets on my tits a bit, especially when he's playing so shit.

Agreed. Fucks me right off. Knew we were signing a merc but didn't know his heart would be in it this little.

Thats what you get when you sign mercs.

Said at the start of the season I liked Herrera and Blind more from the start because you could tell how much they loved playing for United.

Andrew is my fave. Something very endearing about him. Hopefully he can keep up his current level til the end of the season and then kick on next year. Feel like he's quite well suited to English football if he can develop in one or two areas.

What fo you think about Smalling's progress/good play lately?

He's done alright, come back after the red vs City quite well.

But he's just too poor on the ball for me. At times he carries the ball forwards well but it's the lack of consistency which is the problem. Consistency issue the case on the defensive side too really. Just not reliable enough and a handful of decent to good games isn't enough to give me any real enthusiasm.

Agree, we need to find a consistant CB partnership. Rojo is our best on the ball but like the rest, all look prone to making mistakes at the back. You never have 100% confidence in them to perform.

Hopefully we can get it sorted in the summer.

By JesalRWon enough on the acca to buy Bloodborne. It's all coming up Jesal

No more commentating gigs Michael? :P

By L1NETTkharma y you post in that place

it's a cesspit of the very worst of the internet.

just awful

That subreddit? First time I ever have.

By Pele.gifMe, Nathan and Ruy online. What a gr8 heist this could generate.

Pls make it happen.

I'm going to bed when i finish this one

By Pele.gif

By FootballFan

By Pele.gif

By rvyMessi is the only one that doesn't look like an idiot.

He is the only one not brazillian. Maybe there's a connection.

Messi loves his Brazil bros

Does Brazil love Messi, Pele?

Of course. Messi is a living legend m7. Only Madrid fans h8 him, and i don't blame them. The rivalry is too strong.

Stronk *

By Kharma45That subreddit? First time I ever have.

ah right grand

place is vomit inducing

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i know he gets flack for looking right fecking gormless and clumsy n all but I still think Phil Jones is a right good centre half

ever since he was at rovers and put primetime drogba in his pocket rated him. Gets up well, makes loads on interceptions, not the worst technique.

#teamjones.

moyes feckin about playing him midfield and shite buggered him up.

By nathan

By VivalabanterDi Marie skulked off at the end today, didn't stick around for the customary applaud the fans etc.

No surprise considering we've signed him as a mercenary but still gets on my tits a bit, especially when he's playing so shit.

Agreed. Fucks me right off. Knew we were signing a merc but didn't know his heart would be in it this little.

I wish he had started over Mata. He was brilliant.

By L1NETT

By Kharma45That subreddit? First time I ever have.

ah right grand

place is vomit inducing

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i know he gets flack for looking right fecking gormless and clumsy n all but I still think Phil Jones is a right good centre half

ever since he was at rovers and put primetime drogba in his pocket rated him. Gets up well, makes loads on interceptions, not the worst technique.

#teamjones.

moyes feckin about playing him midfield and shite buggered him up.

I think Fergie played him in midfield more than Moyseh did. In fact, may be misremembering but not sure Moyes used him used him much in midfield at all.

Jones is clumsy. He has many of the qualities required but every now and then he'll just do something so monumentally stupid. And it's not 1 game in 5. It's every 30 minutes. Dunno how you go about sorting that, just coaching I suppose.

Wilbz stop dying m8

You guys have gotten to 400 pages already...

u wot

fuck, i promised a poem didn't i

Sunday night in Cataluna
Messi's final barf
Another shitty Clásico
Is about to start

Frog looking french Mathieu
Scores the first like a machine
If he was like french Ribery
He'd celebrate by fuckin a teen

Ronaldo equalizes soon
Can't take his mind of the Rock
His ex-girlfriend intestines
Destroyed by samoan cock

But Suarez brings it back
Teeth like an excavator
They're deadly and sharp
He could bite a Terminator

Ancelloti 's job on the line
Exposed by lack of knowledge
His head will roll soon
Like an Islamic State hostage

By Pele.gifSo, 349 pages.

Tomorrow i predict we'll go at least to page 400.

What a dia.

Dat Pelé.

I just know you guys.

By FreewheelinWell, skipped that update since it wasn't installing, and now I'm fighting some huge demon in the tutorial area. Already died a few times, lol.

I wish I had a small videogame store in my city, I'll have to wait for gamestop

fuck my life

By Lambdafuck, i promised a poem didn't i

Sunday night in Cataluna
Messi's final barf
Another shitty Clásico
Is about to start

Frog looking french Mathieu
Scores the first like a machine
If he was like french Ribery
He'd celebrate by fuckin a teen

Ronaldo equalizes soon
Can't take his mind of the Rock
His ex-girlfriend intestines
Destroyed by samoan cock

But Suarez brings it back
Teeth like an excavator
They're deadly and sharp
He could bite a Terminator

Ancelloti 's job on the line
Exposed by lack of knowledge
His head will roll soon
Like an Islamic State hostage

Must create a poetry book.

Great.

By Ricky

By FreewheelinWell, skipped that update since it wasn't installing, and now I'm fighting some huge demon in the tutorial area. Already died a few times, lol.

I wish I had a small videogame store in my city, I'll have to wait for gamestop

fuck my life

I'm talking about Dark Souls m8 in case you didn't see my first post about it, lol. Will get BB tomorrow probably off US store

By Freewheelin

By Ricky

By FreewheelinWell, skipped that update since it wasn't installing, and now I'm fighting some huge demon in the tutorial area. Already died a few times, lol.

I wish I had a small videogame store in my city, I'll have to wait for gamestop

fuck my life

I'm talking about Dark Souls m8 in case you didn't see my first post about it, lol. Will get BB tomorrow probably off US store

First I went "oh ok I already played that"
Then I went "Fuck I want to play tomorrow too"

By Kharma45

By L1NETTkharma y you post in that place

it's a cesspit of the very worst of the internet.

just awful

That subreddit? First time I ever have.

Glad you did, managed to make my way here because of it.

By Pele.gif

By Pele.gifSo, 349 pages.

Tomorrow i predict we'll go at least to page 400.

What a dia.

Dat Pelé.

I just know you guys.

3 big matches m8.

Everyone knew. Are we getting a new thread soon.

By zomgbbqftw

By Kharma45

By L1NETTkharma y you post in that place

it's a cesspit of the very worst of the internet.

just awful

That subreddit? First time I ever have.

Glad you did, managed to make my way here because of it.

Welcome, leak Sony financials plz.

By zomgbbqftw

By Kharma45

By L1NETTkharma y you post in that place

it's a cesspit of the very worst of the internet.

just awful

That subreddit? First time I ever have.

Glad you did, managed to make my way here because of it.

Welcome m8

This is our 2nd OT. You have 800 pages to catch up on.

Who's making new OT?

By ZabojnikFlabbeeeeeeeeerrrr! Benitez going ham. He's cracking. Montella cometh.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=383215571881473

Nothing Benny says any more means anything to me. We nearly lost to a team that's fighting off relegation when they were already down to 10 men. I haven't seen footage of the supposed foul that permitted the Pinilla goal, but it's irrelevant: We never should've been in a position where one goal by them could put us at risk of a draw, never mind a loss.

Oh, bb, we're not getting Montella. The rumor is that he already explicitly told ADL, 'no'. Mihajlovic is the trending rumor now; Pellegrini is an outside option. Spalletti is probably who we'll get.

Am I alone in finding the crazy hysteria and fawning over Bloodborne a little bit weird ?

By FlutterPuffs

By Pele.gif

By Pele.gifSo, 349 pages.

Tomorrow i predict we'll go at least to page 400.

What a dia.

Dat Pelé.

I just know you guys.

3 big matches m8.

Everyone knew. Are we getting a new thread soon.

Pls don't. Arsenal won every game on this thread. #ThePeléEffect.

....fantastic thread. Someone reviewed a book on GAF. The author made an account and is now replying in it, complete with a sig.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=891377

By Bold OneAm I alone in finding the fawning over Bloodborne a little bit weird ?

It's fine. I just hope it doesnt suck because I bought it :(

By Bold OneAm I alone in finding the crazy hysteria and fawning over Bloodborne a little bit weird ?

yup.

By FlutterPuffs

By Pele.gif

By Pele.gifSo, 349 pages.

Tomorrow i predict we'll go at least to page 400.

What a dia.

Dat Pelé.

I just know you guys.

3 big matches m8.

Everyone knew. Are we getting a new thread soon.

On the 1st of April, yes.

By Messi
Wat

All those awful clothes and its not even the craziest thing in the picture.

What the fuck is with the painting of Dani Alves above the locker?

Nice play on the Ashley Cole loner meme.

By Bold OneAm I alone in finding the crazy hysteria and fawning over Bloodborne a little bit weird ?

You and farid

By Bold OneAm I alone in finding the crazy hysteria and fawning over Bloodborne a little bit weird ?

No, you're not. But as someone caught up in it myself, it doesn't feel unreasonable to be so excited given how great it's predecessors were and that it looks like a proper continuation.

I'm too busy being excited for it to care about hysterical hype.

It's incredibly disheartening that anyone from our community here would partake, or even acknowledge, any discussions with people from that sub reddit.

They're internet losers of the highest degree. They would fold like a paper fan if approached and confronted in real life regarding half the shit they spew on that board.

By GQman2121It's incredibly disheartening that anyone from our community here would partake, or even acknowledge, any discussions with people from that sub reddit.

They're internet losers of the highest degree. They would fold like a paper fan if approached and confronted in real life regarding half the shit they spew on that board.

What the fuck is that thing about?

I want to like the game but I will have to wait to play because I have zero experience with the sort of style. Never played the Souls games, not even really looked at them.

Edit: Also, sorry to my heist crew friends that wanted to play earlier, I was busy with some things.

By GQman2121It's incredibly disheartening that anyone from our community here would partake, or even acknowledge, any discussions with people from that sub reddit.

They're internet losers of the highest degree. They would fold like a paper fan if approached and confronted in real life regarding half the shit they spew on that board.

Come to new Zealand and say that to my face gq mate. See wot happens yeah.

<3

By OddMorsel

By Bold OneAm I alone in finding the crazy hysteria and fawning over Bloodborne a little bit weird ?

No, you're not. But as someone caught up in it myself, it doesn't feel unreasonable to be so excited given how great it's predecessors were and that it looks like a proper continuation.

I'm too busy being excited for it to care about hysterical hype.

I guess I have been gaming a very long time, seen the Hype -Boom - bust cycle and have become worn out and jaded by the predictable cycle of it all. Will BB be a great game? almost certainly, but watching people literally freak out, pre-order several copies, strike off days on their walls in anticipation, causes me to raise an eyebrow and question whether this is 'normal behaviour'.

As someone who enjoyed Demons Souls but never completed it, I can the merit for its unique take on gameplay and player agency and challenge, but like I said I go on gaf and see 3-4 threads pop up every time Miyazaki sneezes and get worried.

Maybe I'm the problem, maybe I dont like games as much as I think

You guys ever date someone who was batshit insane? I've been reminiscing about ex gfs and its hilarious what kind of crazy shit I put up with to be sympathetic to girls I liked.

I had a high school gf who was a pathological liar, who hated her dad (who was actually a nice, if eccentric, person), and went through a phase where she lied to everyone that she was just going to let herself die to "melonoma" because she didn't want to have it removed through surgery because it would leave a scar that would prohibit her from ever being beautiful. She didn't have skin cancer by the way. Later she became a back up dancer for GRAVY TRAIN!!!!, the band most known for songs such as "pussy sauce" and "gutter butter".

Also dated a girl who wanted crazy rough sex including choking, hair pulling etc., thought she was the smartest girl in the world, thought she had a voice like Ella Fitzgerald, and when I broke up with her threw her shoes at her door and later at my car window, then called me to apologize for "expecting too much" of me, and that she forgives me.

Made life interesting that's for sure.

By Killer7

By JesalRWon enough on the acca to buy Bloodborne. It's all coming up Jesal

No more commentating gigs Michael? :P

No, because I'm awful at it.

By GQman2121It's incredibly disheartening that anyone from our community here would partake, or even acknowledge, any discussions with people from that sub reddit.

They're internet losers of the highest degree. They would fold like a paper fan if approached and confronted in real life regarding half the shit they spew on that board.

Are you talking about NeoFag? It's truly, truly awful. For a day or two I went through to read things they unearthed for posterity like the Besada shit and ban messages for people on Gaf, but then I read the comments and saw what kind of people they are. Yeeeeaaaaahhh...

If we're talking about the same people then your assessment is being far too kind

By GQman2121It's incredibly disheartening that anyone from our community here would partake, or even acknowledge, any discussions with people from that sub reddit.

They're internet losers of the highest degree. They would fold like a paper fan if approached and confronted in real life regarding half the shit they spew on that board.

I completely agree, GQ. It's a loathsome place replete with societal carbuncles.

By OddMorselYou guys ever date someone who was batshit insane? I've been reminiscing about ex gfs and its hilarious what kind of crazy shit I put up with to be sympathetic to girls I liked.

I had a high school gf who was a pathological liar, who hated her dad (who was actually a nice, if eccentric, person), and went through a phase where she lied to everyone that she was just going to let herself die to "melonoma" because she didn't want to have it removed through surgery because it would leave a scar that would prohibit her from ever being beautiful. She didn't have skin cancer by the way. Later she became a back up dancer for GRAVY TRAIN!!!!, the band most known for songs such as "pussy sauce" and "gutter butter".

Also dated a girl who wanted crazy rough sex including choking, hair pulling etc., thought she was the smartest girl in the world, thought she had a voice like Ella Fitzgerald, and when I broke up with her threw her shoes at her door and later at my car window, then called me to apologize for "expecting too much" of me, and that she forgives me.

Made life interesting that's for sure.

:lol nice stories.
I really want to date a crazy girl, must be a very interesting experience

I'm happy, someone hug me plz...

By HargenI'm happy, someone hug me plz…

Fuck off. There's nothing in the world worth getting happy over.

Odd, were these gfs back in the US or where you are in Japan?

:lol

By flabberghastly

By HargenI'm happy, someone hug me plz…

Fuck off. There's nothing in the world worth getting happy over.

You need a huge mate, here, take mine...

By Bold OneAm I alone in finding the crazy hysteria and fawning over Bloodborne a little bit weird ?

I do a bit, but then I've never played a Souls game, I do have Demon Souls thanks to PS+ but never bothered firing it up.

By FreewheelinOdd, were these gfs back in the US or where you are in Japan?

:lol

Those girls are Americans. I did date one girl in Korea who was really weird, she called bars "beer houses" and she wanted to date me because she wanted to experience "American party culture." She was totally fine having sex in hourly-paid DVD watching rooms—they're called DVD Bang, it's a small room with a couch and a TV where you can kill time and watch movies for a few bucks an hour—but never wanted to come into my apartment even late at night with no one around because she was afraid people would see her and judge her as a "bad girl". She was also a hostess. A Korean hostess is a girl who sits down and drinks and flirts with you at a bar, not like a hostess in a restaurant who gets you a table. Anyway the interesting part to this story is that I went on a trip to Japan for a weekend and when I came back she had completely cut me out of her life, until 3 months later she shows up on MSN messenger, and says "sorry I disappeared. I was engaged the whole time and I just moved with my fiancée to Singapore. Please never trust pretty girls. Bye."

By OddMorsel

By FreewheelinOdd, were these gfs back in the US or where you are in Japan?

:lol

Those girls are Americans. I did date one girl in Korea who was really weird, she called bars "beer houses" and she wanted to date me because she wanted to experience "American party culture." She was totally fine having sex in hourly-paid DVD watching rooms—they're called DVD Bang, it's a small room with a couch and a TV where you can kill time and watch movies for a few bucks an hour—but never wanted to come into my apartment even late at night with no one around because she was afraid people would see her and judge her as a "bad girl". She was also a hostess. A Korean hostess is a girl who sits down and drinks and flirts with you at a bar, not like a hostess in a restaurant who gets you a table. Anyway the interesting part to this story is that I went on a trip to Japan for a weekend and when I came back she had completely cut me out of her life, until 3 months later she shows up on MSN messenger, and says "sorry I disappeared. I was engaged the whole time and I just moved with my fiancée to Singapore. Please never trust pretty girls. Bye."

Amazing

By OddMorselThose girls are Americans. I did date one girl in Korea who was really weird, she called bars "beer houses" and she wanted to date me because she wanted to experience "American party culture." She was totally fine having sex in hourly-paid DVD watching rooms—they're called DVD Bang, it's a small room with a couch and a TV where you can kill time and watch movies for a few bucks an hour—but never wanted to come into my apartment even late at night with no one around because she was afraid people would see her and judge her as a "bad girl". She was also a hostess. A Korean hostess is a girl who sits down and drinks and flirts with you at a bar, not like a hostess in a restaurant who gets you a table. Anyway the interesting part to this story is that I went on a trip to Japan for a weekend and when I came back she had completely cut me out of her life, until 3 months later she shows up on MSN messenger, and says "sorry I disappeared. I was engaged the whole time and I just moved with my fiancée to Singapore. Please never trust pretty girls. Bye."

:lol holy fuck. "Please never trust pretty girls" ahahaha

sorry bro :(

Loooool

''Never trust pretty girls''

Amazing!