By batong Go To PostApparently it's my cunt birthday today but I'm turning my shirt around to display 'cunt' instead of the poppy.Happy Birthday
By Hitch Go To PostJudging by the reports about Bayern failing to get with the times regarding transfer fees, Lemar is already ridiculously expensive.well, with ridiculously expenisve I meant something like 150m for dembele
surely, lemar is below that price tag (for now)
not that it's going to happen in any way since lemar is not in our reach anyway. but we missed 70m for de bruyne and 50m for sane and now it's biting us in the ass
By Mister0079 Go To Postbayern should sign azmoun
This is your answer to everything.
By n8 dogg Go To PostMou is that lad in school who wants fight everyone.
Keep winding up the fans fam
Happy Birthday Joey Batong
Football gossip: Dyche, Fabregas, Jorginho, Mahrez, Allardyce
Everton are interested in Burnley boss Sean Dyche becoming their new manager and are likely to make an approach for him in the next 24 hours. (Sky Sports)
Crystal Palace would be due a payment in the region of £2m if Sam Allardyce takes the Everton job, because of a clause in his severance agreement when he left Palace in May. (Independent)
Chelsea are ready to offer midfielder Cesc Fabregas a new contract amid renewed interest in the 30-year-old from Manchester United. (Times)
Arsenal are interested in a January move for 25-year-old Napoli midfielder Jorginho. (Tuttomercato, via Star)
Leicester City winger Riyad Mahrez, 26, is a target for Ligue 1 side Marseille. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)
Zinedine Zidane has his "work cut out" to keep his job at Real Madrid after defeat by Girona left his side eight points behind Barcelona, says journalist Raphael Honigstein. (BBC Radio 5 live)
Shanghai Shenhua want Brighton and Israel striker Tomer Hemed, 30. (Sun)
Slaven Bilic's future as West Ham manager is still in the balance. (Mirror)
Bury chairman Stewart Day wants to finds a replacement for Lee Clark within the next two weeks. (Express)
Roma and Belgium midfielder Radja Nainggolan, 29, says he never thought about leaving the Serie A club to join Chelsea in the summer. (Sky Sports)
Meanwhile…
Dubai-based financier Amanda Staveley is favourite to take over at Newcastle United.(Newcastle Chronicle)
Chelsea striker Tammy Abraham, who is on loan at Swansea, says he wants to play his senior international football for England rather than Nigeria. (Times)
Napoli have banned belts from their stadium for their Champions League match with Manchester City on Wednesday. (Mail)
Gary Neville compared Jose Mourinho to boxer Floyd Mayweather as he defended the Manchester United manager. (Sky Sports)
England striker Jermain Defoe fears for his World Cup chances because of his lack of regular football at Bournemouth. (Mirror)
Chinese side Meixian Techand have given their players £3m each for winning promotion to the second division. (Mail)
Manchester United midfielder Juan Mata has joked about his 'bromance' with goalkeeper David de Gea. (Twitter)
The best of Monday's gossip
Paris St-Germain have made Liverpool midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25, their priority signing for next summer. (TF1 - in French)
Manchester City believe they can sign Real Madrid midfielder Isco, despite the 25-year-old recently signing a long-term contract at the Bernabeu. (Don Balon, via Daily Express)
With Burnley manager Sean Dyche linked with the Everton job, defender Stephen Ward says "it'd be a blow to lose him". (Times - subscription required)
Should Dyche leave, Burnley will look to replace him with former Toffees and Manchester United boss David Moyes. (Sun)
Former Newcastle and Crystal Palace boss Alan Pardew is a contender for the Rangers job. (Scottish Daily Mail)
Sunderland manager Simon Grayson faces the sack if his side do not beat Bolton on Tuesday. (Daily Star)
Zinedine Zidane has his "work cut out" to keep his job at Real Madrid after defeat by Girona left his side eight points behind Barcelona, says journalist Raphael Honigstein. (BBC Radio 5 live)
Manchester United midfielder Juan Mata has joked about his 'bromance' with goalkeeper David de Gea. (Twitter)
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostBTW lads, would you guys be interest in a SLAENT pas/fifa tournament?
Was fun last time we did it.
Me and Zabo already have a 1 v 1 PES tournament going on PC which is only for the handsomest people. It involves just me and Zabo.
By Punished Go To PostHalloween is shite lads. At least the bar I'm going does 3 pints for a fiverStill looking for jobs post-graduate then?
By batong Go To PostStill looking for jobs post-graduate then?Got an office job lined up once they do all the background/terror/nonce checks which is taking a long bloody time. But in the mean time I'm still applying for grad schemes in England. Will prob head back for a masters next year if I don't get on any schemes.
By n8 dogg Go To PostMou setting it up.
Keep winding up the fans fam
Happy birthday Batong m8.
By Laboured Go To PostLad's pissed already. Top that batong.What a lad.
By rvy Go To PostPGW is a terrible acronym, makes me think of PAWG.
i could go with a phat ass on muh dicc right now rvy
By bud Go To Posti could go with a phat ass on muh dicc right now rvy
By rvy Go To PostHappy birthday batcuntI don't wanna watch your childhood nightmares you cunt.
By batong Go To PostI don't wanna watch your childhood nightmares you cunt.no fuck you you will watch it
and have sex using a condom later too
By Vivalapizza Go To PostMou is actually trying to force himself out haha
He knows Poch is waiting
If the PES matches I played with Cavalo yesterday are any indication, and they are, Sporting are going to smash us tonight.
By Laboured Go To Postrvy are you confident of a win tonight?is this a joke post?
of course not
have you SEEN us play this season? Bunch of headless chickens walking around
ez win for United
By Zabojnik Go To PostIf the PES matches I played with Cavalo yesterday are any indication, and they are, Sporting are going to smash us tonight.You are going to win easily. 3 of our starters are out injured, we are going to lose a lot of defensive consistency without Mathieu and William.
By Zabojnik Go To PostIf the PES matches I played with Cavalo yesterday are any indication, and they are, Sporting are going to smash us tonight.Juve fans, man.
‘I felt his (Shaw) head was not in the right place [at Southampton] to make the sacrifices and decisions that are necessary at that age,’ said Pochettino in his upcoming book.
http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/31/luke-shaws-attitude-and-work-rate-held-him-back-at-southampton-reveals-mauricio-pochettino-7042052/?ito=cbshare
damn poch. what's shaw's deal?
By domino Go To Posthttp://metro.co.uk/2017/10/31/luke-shaws-attitude-and-work-rate-held-him-back-at-southampton-reveals-mauricio-pochettino-7042052/?ito=cbshareIt's all that saturated fat from McD. It goes straight to your head.
damn poch. what's shaw's deal?
By LFMartins86 Go To PostYou are going to win easily. 3 of our starters are out injured, we are going to lose a lot of defensive consistency without Mathieu and William.We're playing with De Sciglio at RB though. It easily counter-balances any defections Sporting might have.
Ashwinho pls.
By domino Go To Posthttp://metro.co.uk/2017/10/31/luke-shaws-attitude-and-work-rate-held-him-back-at-southampton-reveals-mauricio-pochettino-7042052/?ito=cbshareIt was always a concern. A southampton fan here (I forgot who) even said his attitude wasnt exactly professional there at the club.
damn poch. what's shaw's deal?