By Laboured Go To PostNo, we should be number one mother fucker.Point taken
There once was a forum called slaent
Where a poster went on a rant
His name was doicare
And argued football wasn't fair
We're still waiting for him to get banned.
Where a poster went on a rant
His name was doicare
And argued football wasn't fair
We're still waiting for him to get banned.
By Ushojax Go To PostIs it going to be Bailly/Jones at the back for United? Or do they use 3 CBs now?
Probably Bailly-Jones. Maybe Smalling instead of one of them.
Valencia-Bailly-Jones-Young
Matic-Herrera
Mata-Micky-Rashford
Lukaku
would be my best bet
By n8 dogg Go To PostA limerick would beUnderstood, and a scary premonition of Danny's fate.
There was a young fella named Danny
Who had loads of success with a fanny
But unfortunately
He injured his knee
So Wenger sold him to Miami
there was once a poster called reirom
who was banned by an admin named reilom
papangus, he used to say
and i thought he was okay
would trade pele for him any day
just kidding pele
who was banned by an admin named reilom
papangus, he used to say
and i thought he was okay
would trade pele for him any day
just kidding pele
By Hitch Go To PostHow long til Mertens has done it for long enough?
Mertens has been hot for some 14 months,
I feel like the system makes him.
I can't imagine him doing well in a system where there is one striker up front and the rest defending. Sorry United fans.
By Laboured Go To Postreilom?
You think we're playing fucking games here m8?
artistic liberty
There once was a forum with lots of chatter
Who claimed that injuries don't matter
Their logic was a joke
It was as attractive as watching Stoke
I wonder if any of them could be Sepp Blatter?
Who claimed that injuries don't matter
Their logic was a joke
It was as attractive as watching Stoke
I wonder if any of them could be Sepp Blatter?
Juve sure are playing a lot of Saturday 5pm kickoff games this year.
I am gonna be so pissed if the Roma game is like that.
I am gonna be so pissed if the Roma game is like that.
Despite their posts having a lot of front
Riddled with flaws and quite blunt
Their banter is nice
If it was on a Chinese menu it'd be number 69 with rice
And all in all i'd say they were a delightful bunch of c....ontinually great chaps
Riddled with flaws and quite blunt
Their banter is nice
If it was on a Chinese menu it'd be number 69 with rice
And all in all i'd say they were a delightful bunch of c....ontinually great chaps
By Punished Go To Postdoicare is a pillockLmao
- rupi kaur
Here is an article i very much enjoyed reading and looking at the pictures within
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/10/27/liverpools-problems-forward-centre-back-need-holding-midfielder/amp/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/10/27/liverpools-problems-forward-centre-back-need-holding-midfielder/amp/
By Laboured Go To PostHow did Barca strain themselves?
Football Gossip: Ancelotti, Sanchez, Coutinho, Casillas, Jovetic, Capoue
Chelsea are lining up a move to bring back former manager Carlo Ancelotti, who is their first choice to replace Antonio Conte. (Sun)
Arsenal will ask for at least £30m from Manchester City for 28-year-old Chile forward Alexis Sanchez in January. (Mirror)
The Gunners are in talks to sign Stuttgart's 19-year-old Turkish midfielder Berkay Ozcan. (BeinSports - in Turkish)
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, who has one year on his contract, will sit down at the end of this season to review his position with the board. (Express)
Watford manager Marco Silva, one of the bookmaker's favourites for the Everton job, says he is not leaving Watford. (Mirror)
Liverpool and Newcastle are keen to sign Porto's 36-year-old Spain goalkeeper Iker Casillas. (Sun)
Liverpool want 150m euros for Barcelona target Philippe Coutinho - 50m euros less than they asked for the 25-year-old Brazil midfielder in the summer. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)
Liverpool will offer England Under-17 forward Rhian Brewster, who has scored two hat-tricks at the World Cup, a lucrative contract when he turns 18 next year. (Daily Mail)
Watford midfielder Etienne Capoue, 29, wants to commit his long-term future to the club. (Evening Standard)
Spanish side Sevilla are preparing to make an offer for Monaco's 27-year-old Montenegro forward Stevan Jovetic, who is also a target for Brighton. (Talksport)
Manchester United, Arsenal and Bayern Munich have made enquiries about Barcelona's 22-year-old forward Jose Arnaiz. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)
Liverpool's owners turned down a deal worth up to £1.5bn to sell the club to an investment consortium led by Dubai financier Amanda Staveley. (The National)
Barcelona could rename their stadium 'Nou Camp Grifols' from the start of next season. The club is close to agreeing a 30-year rights deal with a pharmaceutical company that would be worth £304m. (Catalunya Radio via Daily Mail)
Meanwhile…
Former Celtic striker Chris Sutton says Pedro Caixinha was Rangers' most embarrassing manager in history. (Daily Record)
The Spanish top flight is to introduce video referees from next season. (Cadena Ser via Sky Sports)
Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho must win titles after "investing heavily" in the team, says former club defender Rio Ferdinand. (Daily Mail)
Bournemouth manager Eddie Howe describes the Carabao Cup fifth-round draw, which pitted his side against league champions Chelsea, as "one of the toughest possible". (Bournemouth Echo)
The best of Thursday's gossip
Arsenal great Ian Wright has urged forward Theo Walcott, 28, to leave the Gunners to save his career. (London Evening Standard)
Napoli want £45m to sell 26-year-old centre-half Kalidou Koulibaly, a target for Chelsea, Everton and Southampton. (Talksport)
Manchester United are monitoring Tottenham left-back Danny Rose, 27, and will make a move for the England international if Luke Shaw, 22, fails to prove himself to manager Jose Mourinho. (Manchester Evening News)
Arsenal and Manchester United are both monitoring Borussia Dortmund's 28-year-old forward Marco Reus, whose contact expires at the end of next season. (Sky Germany, via Daily Mail)
Newcastle and West Brom are interested in signing Wolves' 24-year-old defensive midfielder Conor Coady. (Sun)
By n8 dogg Go To PostYour understanding of meter is appalling.Some people say my understanding of meter is appalling
To them i'd say they're just trawling
My wit is second to none
It's like being nutmegged by Blackburn sensation David Dunn
And i've never seen a better defender than Chris Smalling
Valdano: "Neither Mourinho nor Benítez made it as a player. That has made them channel all their vanity into coaching. Those who did not have the talent to make it as players do not believe in the talent of players, they do not believe in the ability to improvise in order to win football matches."
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/oct/27/jose-mourinho-manchester-united-alienation-philosophy-tactics
Jesus.
By n8 dogg Go To PostHere is an article i very much enjoyed reading and looking at the pictures withinMaybe Hitch should have bought Coquelin instead of Ox...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/10/27/liverpools-problems-forward-centre-back-need-holding-midfielder/amp/
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostJesus.He's going to win tomorrow playing great football.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostJesus.Valdano said that in 2007. It's nothing new at this stage tbh. The way his sides set out in big games is negative for the most part. I'm still disappointed by the Liverpool game. We had the players to get at them, but never tried to.
United have to win tmrw.
Last weekend's result has made it so. Season risks derailing very seriously if we don't.
Last weekend's result has made it so. Season risks derailing very seriously if we don't.
By Prinny España Go To PostIs this the Poetry OT?yes, more so political poetry. It needs your view of Spain and Catalonia
By Vivalapizza Go To PostUnited have to win tmrw.
Last weekend's result has made it so. Season risks derailing very seriously if we don't.
Can see us getting a result tbh, feels like everyone expects Spurs to win.
By Cleff Go To PostValdano said that in 2007. It's nothing new at this stage tbh. The way his sides set out in big games is negative for the most part. I'm still disappointed by the Liverpool game. We had the players to get at them, but never tried to.I didn't know about the quote, just strike as one of the most idiotic ones I've read.
We won't win,
we might eek out a draw, but Spuds will outrun us and thinking of the horrible things their fullbacks will do to ours is worrisome.
we might eek out a draw, but Spuds will outrun us and thinking of the horrible things their fullbacks will do to ours is worrisome.
By Bold 2 in One Go To PostWe won't win,
we might eek out a draw, but Spuds will outrun us and thinking of the horrible things their fullbacks will do to ours is worrisome.
By Prinny España Go To PostIs this the Poetry OT?The words pass as gusts.
Our fingers can't maintain
A necessary speed
To grasp, to hold our fleeting heart
-- No, our fleeing heart, that
Is strangled by the graphemes
And all the rudimentary rigors
Of our human, none-too-human
Being.
There once was a player named Totti.
Girls hought he was a hottie.
A Real Madrid player he was not.
That's all I've got.
Girls hought he was a hottie.
A Real Madrid player he was not.
That's all I've got.
By n8 dogg Go To Post
But the likelihood is that Watford will finish no higher than seventh and it is then that they will find themselves in a position occupied by clubs of similar stature in recent years, peering upwards and wondering without being able to feel the sky’s the limit.Marco’s going to win the league, m8. #stayforeign
At least there's no madridistas
Harping on has been stars
Let's post more formations
And test Nathan's patience
With shit poetry.
Harping on has been stars
Let's post more formations
And test Nathan's patience
With shit poetry.
By Cleff Go To Post'Save every shot'Injure Lindelof in training.
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostThe words pass as gusts.
Our fingers can't maintain
A necessary speed
To grasp, to hold our fleeting heart
– No, our fleeing heart, that
Is strangled by the graphemes
And all the rudimentary rigors
Of our human, none-too-human
Being.
By Laboured Go To Postflabber's gone and raised the standard lads. Get out with your dignity while you can.
By batong Go To Postyes, more so political poetry. It needs your view of Spain and Catalonia
I'll make it quick and visual
By Laboured Go To Postflabber's gone and raised the standard lads. Get out with your dignity while you can.Shame passes
Oozing wound-like
Over the crenulations of our minds,
In our bowels, and
Descends in veils over
And over our throbbing core.
Oh, the sour dread of
Our inward eyes.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostThere once was a player named Totti.#houghtie
Girls hought he was a hottie.
A Real Madrid player he was not.
That's all I've got.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostCoutinho out? Bring in The Prince of Wales.I hope he gets along with Sturridge on the bench.