By n8 dogg Go To PostHow are we in 2017 and dystopian fascist states are all the new rageImpotent, misdirected lashing out by general populations whose 'democratic' institutions have failed them while leviathanic transnational corporations carve up all life, human and otherwise, and pulverize it into a biotech purgatorio.
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostImpotent, misdirected lashing out by general populations whose 'democratic' institutions have failed them while leviathanic transnational corporations carve up all life, human and otherwise, and pulverize it into a biotech purgatorio.So in other words "because its good for business"
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostGot permed.
What did you do?
By Mastadon Go To PostWhat did you do?
By Punished Go To Post
By Mastadon Go To PostWhat did you do?
Nothing big. But it got a perm none the less lol
Spelt narcissistic wrong :(((
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By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostNothing big. But it got a perm none the less lol
Spelt narcissistic wrong :(((
Sensational.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostNothing big. But it got a perm none the less lol
lol
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostNothing big. But it got a perm none the less lol
Spelt narcissistic wrong :(((
Legendary
Everton gossip
Everton have made ex-Borussia Dortmund coach Thomas Tuchel their number one target after sacking boss Ronald Koeman. (Daily Mirror)
Everton want former Real Madrid and Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelotti to come back to the Premier League and be their new boss, but the Italian wants Swansea boss Paul Clement as his assistant. (Sun)
Everton want to hijack Leicester's move to make Burnley's Sean Dyche their new manager. (Daily Express)
Dyche is Everton's top target and could cost them £2.5m in compensation, while an outside option is for Toffees Under-23s manager David Unsworth to take the job until the end of the season. (Telegraph)
David Unsworth is to take temporary charge of Everton and wants to manage the club long term. (Guardian)
Watford boss Marco Silva is Jamie Carragher's pick to succeed Ronald Koeman at Everton. (Daily Telegraph)
Ronald Koeman had stopped talking to his players before his sacking as Everton manager. (Times - subscription required)
Other transfer news
Former Argentina midfielder Matias Almeyda, who is the current boss of Mexico's Guadalajara, is a contender for the Leicester job. (Mirror)
West Ham want Hoffenheim head coach Julian Nagelsmann to replace Slaven Bilic. (Daily Express)
West Ham players held crisis talks at their training ground on Monday, following the Premier League defeat by Brighton, as Bilic faces fresh scrutiny over his job. (Daily Mail)
David Moss has left Huddersfield Town after five months as head of football operations. (Independent)
Arsene Wenger and the Arsenal board will be asked at Thursday's annual general meeting to make a final decision on the club's managerial future well before the end of next season. (Daily Telegraph)
Meanwhile…
Jose Mourinho flung his coat to the floor as he tore into Manchester United's players in the dressing room for the first time in his reign, after Saturday's defeat by Huddersfield. (Sun)
Sports minister Tracey Crouch has threatened to cut the Football Association's funding and block it from bidding to host major events unless the organisation gets itself "in order" in the wake of the controversy involving Eni Aluko. (Daily Telegraph)
The world's fastest man, Usain Bolt, is determined to pursue his "dream" of playing professional football but will not "embarrass" himself in doing so. (Daily Mail)
Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho, 25, says the side have to "improve this as quickly as possible" when it comes to defending following the 4-1 defeat by Tottenham. (Daily Star)
Actor Patrick Stewart, who is a Huddersfield fan, has played Captain Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Charles Xavier in the X-Men and now he has met Lionel Messi. (Twitter)
Jack Wilshere has revealed is doing his coaching badges alongside Arsenal skipper Per Mertesacker. The 25-year-old is now doing his Uefa B badge after completing the Level Two coach qualification while on loan with Bournemouth last term. (Sun)
Arsenal midfielder Wilshere, 25, has been assured of his England future by manager Gareth Southgate. (Daily Mail)
Gabriel Jesus says he has a good off-field relationship with fellow Manchester City striker Sergio Aguero. (Manchester Evening News)
Watford defender Christian Kabasele says the Hornets are not afraid of anyone. (Hertfordshire Mercury)
The best of Monday's gossip
Liverpool are prepared to let Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25, go to Barcelona in January. (Mundo Deportivo, via Daily Mail)
Arsenal have been alerted by the news that AC Milan may sell 21-year-old Portugal forward Andre Silva in January. (Corriere dello sport, via Talksport)
Real Madrid and Spain forward Marco Asensio, 21, is open to a move to Manchester United if he is not given a more important role at the Bernabeu. (Diario Gol, via Daily Star)
Aston Villa manager Steve Bruce says the Championship club will do "everything in our power" to sign 24-year-old Manchester United goalkeeper Sam Johnstone, who is on loan at Villa Park, on a permanent deal. (Birmingham Mail)
Wolfsburg have made a £9m bid for Besiktas and Turkey forward Cenk Tosun, who is also a target for Newcastle and Crystal Palace. (Talksport)
Real Madrid are targeting Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino as a possible successor to Zinedine Zidane. (Sun)
Real Madrid are targeting Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino as a possible successor to Zinedine Zidane. (Sun)
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostThink I might nuke my account on GAFThat's one way of doing it.
By Scum Go To Post
scum m8 why do you post rumors from the sun, they're fake
Marco Silva is headed for bigger things than Everton. Southampton probably could have had him but went for Pellegrino instead :/
By Mister0079 Go To Postscum m8 why do you post rumors from the sun, they're fake
By flinbad the flailer Go To PostImpotent, misdirected lashing out by general populations whose 'democratic' institutions have failed them while leviathanic transnational corporations carve up all life, human and otherwise, and pulverize it into a biotech purgatorio.So....Blade Runner future?
Cristiano won The Best award? Oh yis! I was happy Marteens won too, until the internet threw up Barca colors on my monitor.
First thing I did when I got my car was to drive to MacDonalds. Horrendous experience. I'll stick with UberEats, thank you very much.
By Meus Renaissance Go To PostFirst thing I did when I got my car was to drive to MacDonalds. Horrendous experience. I'll stick with UberEats, thank you very much.
Will never stop amazing me how third world some countries are.
I can't imagine driving to a McDonalds.
By Royal_Zebra Go To PostCristiano won The Best award? Oh yis! I was happy Marteens won too, until the internet threw up Barca colors on my monitor.
Totti said he deserved it, so they just decided to listen to God.
By Slizz Go To PostSo it finally happened huh? Was wondering why there were a shit ton of new threads here.IT'S back up again though, Slizz, some people will just continue using it.
Liverpool are prepared to let Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25, go to Barcelona in January. (Mundo Deportivo, via Daily Mail)
Just let him go. He deserves better.
By Mastadon Go To PostJust let him go. He deserves better.
Does he?
Adidas has confirmed ending the Milan partnership. Gonna most likely be getting less money from Puma.
Pray for MilanSLAENT
Pray for MilanSLAENT
I'd completely forgotten about Stranger Things S2 coming out this Friday.
The first season was one of the most enjoyable TV shows I'd watched in a long time. Looking forward to it.
The first season was one of the most enjoyable TV shows I'd watched in a long time. Looking forward to it.
By Laboured Go To PostLook at this fucking rancid cunt.The cult of Brexit
By n8 dogg Go To PostFuck Coutinho. Give Lovren a new contract.now now n8
By batong Go To PostI love how nathan used dean's account to spit some profanity on evilore.Plot twist: it was Lloyd.
Such a lovely brother.
By batong Go To PostI love how nathan used dean's account to spit some profanity on evilore.
Such a lovely brother.
lloyd is next.
By Francis Go To Post
Well that is one of the stranger account suicides, together with the princess peach bowser porn ones.
Mine was banned already when the site came back up. I don't remember saying anything too bad.
But that is my third perma ban.
But that is my third perma ban.
By Auto Simeone Go To Postthis is all karma for what he did to us and NBA gafBut most of all for not putting up the Iwata homage logo tbh.
By W Go To PostMine was banned already when the site came back up. I don't remember saying anything too bad.It's time for WengersBakedBaguettes.
But that is my third perma ban.
FortuneFaded: http://slaent.com/thread/1244418/page/1
By Mister0079 Go To PostFortuneFaded: http://slaent.com/thread/1244418/page/1You rang?