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If the first Tottenham goal was helped by a horrible mistake from Lovren then, well, so was the second – albeit with the benefit of illuminating what was also a terrible goal to concede as a team. Credit to Spurs, who sent the ball the entire length of the pitch in two passes. But there was very little resistance to this as a basic idea. From a corner Hugo Lloris hurled the ball out to halfway. At which point Lovren felt the music swell, the choir begin to purr and coo and for just one tiny, fatal moment really did seem to believe he could fly.
It was a poor decision. Lovren launched himself. The ball floated in a gentle parabola over halfway. Lovren floated in a gentle parabola under the ball, Kane sped away and offered the perfect pass for Son to finish. You can only play the loopy central defence in front of you, but Tottenham had been utterly clinical. Moments later it was almost three, with another attack down Lovren’s no-fly channel. The ball floated over Lovren’s head in an eerily familiar echo of what had passed before, a case of Dejan Vu. Son spanked it on to the bar. And so it carried on, the white shirts seeming to treat Liverpool’s No6 as a minor piece of street furniture to be swayed around without much thought en route to somewhere else.
With half an hour gone Lovren was euthanised from the pitch, wandering off straight past his manager to sit three rows back, looking utterly stunned, still in his red shirt. Has there been a worse half-hour from an international‑standard Premier League player?
Genuinely don't think I've seen a more disastrous 30 minutes from any player ever.
The look on his face when he took his seat. He knew he was fucked.
The look on his face when he took his seat. He knew he was fucked.
By Hitch Go To PostNever want to see him play againcan you make money off of him?
Brainless cunt
surely someone would pay 15 million or so
By Pele.gif Go To PostYES SCUM
By Lambda Go To Postcan you make money off of him?Send him to West Ham.
surely someone would pay 15 million or so
By n8 dogg Go To PostwoofLovren is still shit who knew
By Lambda Go To Postcan you make money off of him?
surely someone would pay 15 million or so
If Billic somehow survives at West Ham. He's a nailed on West Ham signing.
Edit: Scum knows.
West Ham is like when England sent all their prisoners to Australia
send all the shithouses to West Ham
send all the shithouses to West Ham
West Ham would end up with Fonte and Lovren as CBs. A few years ago that was the best defence in the league. lol
Or he'll flee England because he's had enough been made fun of + the S*n story about his now ex-wife cheating on him etc.
Seriously, I want to know when he got the idea that he's a good aggressive defender
Like Moreno, he's pretty competent (still not good enough, but not a disaster zone) when he just slows himself down and doesn't dive in, but he's obsessed with taking the initiative and constantly fucks it up
Mignolet needs fucking off as well, sick of the short periods of decent form that fool us into thinking he's worth keeping around before he inevitably becomes a liability again
Like Moreno, he's pretty competent (still not good enough, but not a disaster zone) when he just slows himself down and doesn't dive in, but he's obsessed with taking the initiative and constantly fucks it up
Mignolet needs fucking off as well, sick of the short periods of decent form that fool us into thinking he's worth keeping around before he inevitably becomes a liability again
Spurs really are relentless in attack, the amount of times Kane ran down the channels hustling the defenders was great
fun team to watch
fun team to watch
By Zabojnik Go To PostImmobile is having the year of his forever.
No way Inzaghi doesn't find himself at Juve in the next year or two right
By Zabojnik Go To PostImmobile is having the year of his forever.Amazing what a change of scenery can do to ones confidence.
By OneTwoTee Go To PostDamn, it's over 47GB. Gonna take like a week to download on my 3MB internet.Soz mate. Completely forgot how big the file is. If you can get a cheap copy do. It's a great game.
By pulga Go To Postcristiano is dead, benzema is dead, bale never livedyou can have Alexis Sanchez for the low price of 100m
get me kane, neymar and ashley young pls
By Prinny España Go To PostBenzema deserves a better club. What a misunderstood player.with cavani and higuain
By Prinny España Go To PostRemember the BBC?Hasn't been a thing for 2 years, thank god.
By n8 dogg Go To PostNo way Inzaghi doesn't find himself at Juve in the next year or two rightInzaghi Jr. fits the profile, but I think it's too early to tell, despite having passed quite a few important exams already. He would've beaten Napoli as well, if Lazio had any defenders left in that unlucky match, after taking a two goal lead. He's definitely put himself on Marry's radar.
