By domino Go To PostHell I still play fifa with the pes buttonsOnly way civilized people play.
By Laboured Go To PostImagine reading someone criticise a game for being too much like FIFA and then suggesting the solution to that issue is to actually play FIFA.Imagine buying sports games to play against the cpu
Manchester City fear Paris St-Germain are now favourites to sign Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, who is out of contract next summer and is reported to want £400,000 a week in wages. (Sun)
Liverpool are plotting a move for 18-year-old Leipzig centre-back Dayot Upamecano. (Bild, via Metro)
Manchester United are considering a move for 27-year-old Santos midfielder Lucas Lima, who is out of contract at the start of this year. (Talksport)
Juventus chief Beppe Marotta says the Italian club will be powerless to prevent forward Paulo Dybala leaving for Barcelona if the 23-year-old wants the move. (Sun)
Arsenal have made an approach to sign 19-year-old Marseille defender Christopher Rocchia (Foot Mercato, via Metro)
However, Gunners boss Arsene Wenger says the club are no longer interested in signing West Brom's 29-year-old centre-back Jonny Evans, who was linked with them this summer. (Daily Star)
Aston Villa are one of five Championship clubs reported to be keeping tabs on Rangers' Colombian striker Alfredo Morelos, 21, following a goal-laden beginning in Scotland that has seen him score eight times in 10 games. (Birmingham Mail)
Meanwhile…
Wayne Rooney has hired an ex-Manchester United bodyguard known as 'Big Ginge', who has been driving him to Everton training after his two-year driving ban. (Daily Mail)
Midfielder Paul Pogba, 24, has being ordered to take a 10-day holiday by Manchester United ahead of his rehab for a hamstring injury. (Sun)
Antoine Griezmann utilised the lyrics to Three Lions on Twitter to welcome striker Diego Costa back to Atletico Madrid, after it was announced he would be returning to the Spanish club from Chelsea. "Is coming hooome, is coming hooome," wrote the French forward.
Chelsea's sale of Diego Costa to Atletico Madrid means the club have made nearly £500m by selling players they no longer need since January 2014. (Daily Mirror)
Chelsea midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko, 23, crashed his car on his way home from training - but escaped serious injury. (Sun)
Before he left for Chelsea, striker Alvaro Morata, 24, warned Real Madrid president Florentino Perez that manager Zinedine Zidane's preferential treatment of players would hinder the La Liga champions this season. (Don Balon - in Spanish)
Former England manager Steve McClaren is one of the favourites to succeed Harry Redknapp as the new Birmingham City boss. (Birmingham Mail)
Arsene Wenger admits he was keen on bringing Gareth Barry to Arsenal back in 2009, but the now 36-year-old midfielder opted to move to Manchester City from Aston Villa instead. (Metro)
The best of Thursday's gossip…
Chelsea's Belgian midfielder Eden Hazard, 26, has ruled out a big-money move to French club Paris St-Germain. (SFR Sport via Express)
PSG have offered striker Edinson Cavani to Real Madrid after the 30-year-old Uruguayan was involved in a bust-up with team-mate Neymar, 25. (Sport via Star)
Chelsea and Everton are also interested in Cavani but face competition from Napoli. (Mail)
Manchester City could try to swap England winger Raheem Sterling, 22, for Arsenal's 28-year-old Chilean forward Alexis Sanchez in the January transfer window. (Mirror)
Chelsea's sale of Diego Costa to Atletico Madrid means the club have made nearly £500m by selling players they no longer need since January 2014. (Daily Mirror)
Nate, jokes aside, there's no way you wouldn't enjoy clubs at the moment.
Trust me, you know how fuming i went with selfishness. Everyone passes the ball often now. Im the striker. Actually scored my best goal on clubs yet todayDean still hasn't learned the offside rule tho 🌚
Trust me, you know how fuming i went with selfishness. Everyone passes the ball often now. Im the striker. Actually scored my best goal on clubs yet todayDean still hasn't learned the offside rule tho 🌚
By Cleff Go To PostFucking murdered Alastair Campbell
Absolutely demolished
By Xpike Go To Postits okay, dean has become the #chaos winger we neededThat sounds like the day when Killer7 decided to play GK.
Horrible day.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostGood god I just found out about thisI wonder which wes this will be - the amazing, heartfelt beautiful aesthetic wes or the paper thin, overly precious, style-over-substance wes? I actually never know which one it will be when I watch his films.
Just watched the Madrid Betis highlights
Madrid looked like they couldn't be bothered to defend when the ball got past their midfield in the last 10 minutes
Madrid looked like they couldn't be bothered to defend when the ball got past their midfield in the last 10 minutes
By Spengo Go To PostI wonder which wes this will be - the amazing, heartfelt beautiful aesthetic wes or the paper thin, overly precious, style-over-substance wes? I actually never know which one it will be when I watch his films.The thing about him is that he's always simultaneously both - because sentimentalism without cognizance is soppy and banal, and self-awareness without emotion is lifeless and contrived.
By Pele.gif Go To PostNate, jokes aside, there's no way you wouldn't enjoy clubs at the moment.Are the constant long through balls a thing of the past?
Trust me, you know how fuming i went with selfishness. Everyone passes the ball often now. Im the striker. Actually scored my best goal on clubs yet todayDean still hasn't learned the offside rule tho 🌚
By Mushroom Go To PostAre the constant long through balls a thing of the past?Some people use them. But not that often.
By Hitch Go To PostJust watched the Madrid Betis highlightsWas hilarious how poor Betis were, they ended up having 4v2's and the guy on the ball would just run into one of the two madrid defenders, happened at least 3 times and it was like, do you guys even want to win? How the hell did you become a footballer?
Madrid looked like they couldn't be bothered to defend when the ball got past their midfield in the last 10 minutes
By Mushroom Go To PostAre the constant long through balls a thing of the past?now we play with Pele as a target man so not really
Guy will never have to buy another pint again.
Shout out to all the parents loading their weans up with caffeine at this cafe Nero. Their schoolteachers thank you
Trudeau is the prime minister everyone was hoping to be your buddy.
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/09/justin-trudeau-chewbacca-socks-sock-diplomacy
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/09/justin-trudeau-chewbacca-socks-sock-diplomacy
By batong Go To PostTrudeau is the prime minister everyone was hoping to be your buddy.It's a little bit embarrassing seeing Leo Varadkar try to emulate Trudeau.
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/09/justin-trudeau-chewbacca-socks-sock-diplomacy
Getting things ready for my job interview and I just stapled my finger. What a way to start the day.
By LFMartins86 Go To PostGetting things ready for my job interview and I just stapled my finger. What a way to start the day.
Good luck!
Nigel Pearson is the new manager of... Oud-Heverlee Leuven.
Belgian second divison (or "First Division B").
The club is owned by King Power.
Belgian second divison (or "First Division B").
The club is owned by King Power.
By LFMartins86 Go To PostGetting things ready for my job interview and I just stapled my finger. What a way to start the day.You'll rock like I did last week. Waiting for my new contract to sign.
By Laboured Go To PostUber just got shafted by TfL. I see you Viva.yep, motherfuckers.
Interview went fine, the guy said they are going to need someone like me but only in the start of next year.
Not a bad thing but I am not looking to spend the next 4 months doing nothing. Probably going to another job interview next week.
Not a bad thing but I am not looking to spend the next 4 months doing nothing. Probably going to another job interview next week.
By LFMartins86 Go To PostInterview went fine, the guy said they are going to need someone like me but only in the start of next year.Did you show him your wound?
Not a bad thing but I am not looking to spend the next 4 months doing nothing. Probably going to another job interview next week.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostDid you show him your wound?Damn it, should have done that. Funny thing, first song that come on the MP3 when I entered the car was the Royal Blood's "Blood Hands".
The guy who interviewed me had a terrible stutter, I didn't know if I should wait for him to finish or if I should try and complete what he was saying.
By LFMartins86 Go To PostThe guy who interviewed me had a terrible stutter, I didn't know if I should wait for him to finish or if I should try and complete what he was saying.The first one definitely.
By LFMartins86 Go To PostDamn it, should have done that. Funny thing, first song that come on the MP3 when I entered the car was the Royal Blood's "Blood Hands".
The guy who interviewed me had a terrible stutter, I didn't know if I should wait for him to finish or if I should try and complete what he was saying.
bruh never interrupt them
By n8 dogg Go To PostPaintballing with the y11s today. So fucking jokes, got one right in the neck.Did you do a dab afterwards?
By n8 dogg Go To PostNo uber will kill me
Paintballing with the y11s today. So fucking jokes, got one right in the neck.
Me too, like I get they do shitty things but kinda hope this just forces them to be a better company rather than removing them totally.
Paintballing is fucking raw, only done for the first time a few years ago, shit hurts.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostPeople Uber in London? Thought the tube and bus system would suffice.
when it's 3:00am, your fucking drunk, said you was going to the pub for one and you just want to be home but live on the green belt of london. Uber is a godsend
By Perfect Blue Go To PostPeople Uber in London? Thought the tube and bus system would suffice.For convenience yes absolutely. Especially if you have to change trains to get home