Football Thread 2017 | September | Ancelotti has been fired, send your FM saves to service@fcbayern.com

By FlutterPuffs Go To PostMaybe. Poch is buds with Mou though.

Nobody is buds with Mou. Except Rui. Because he is an even bigger cunt.

It's fascinating how Mou is literally the devil for some.

Guys, have we talked about Rooney's court sketch?

We need to talk about Rooney's court sketch.

Must be working at Bioware

English media

That's the best tailored suit I've ever seen him in.

By FlutterPuffs Go To PostIt's fascinating how Mou is literally the devil for some.

i absolutely love it.

Apparently Dembele has been committed to a psychiatric facility.

By FlutterPuffs Go To PostIt's fascinating how Mou is literally the devil for some.

Never said he was the devil. He isn't Bin Laden.

He is a cunt though. He poked a man with cancer in the eye.

I do like watching United fans act confused as to why people don't like him

By FlutterPuffs Go To PostIt's fascinating how Mou is literally the devil for some.

He is one of the most vile individuals in the sport today.

Great Premier League strike partnerships

Newcastle
Andy Cole & Peter Beardsley 55* gls (93-94)

Blackburn
Alan Shearer & Chris Sutton 49* gls (94-95)

Liverpool
Robbie Fowler & Stan Collymore 42 gls (95-96)

Newcastle
Alan Shearer & Les Ferdinand 49 gls (96-97)

Man Utd
Dwight Yorke & Andy Cole 35 gls (98-99)

Sunderland
Kevin Phillips & Niall Quinn 44 gls (99-00)

Chelsea
Eidur Gudjohnsen & Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink 37 gls (01-02)

Arsenal
Thierry Henry & Dennis Bergkamp 34 gls (03-04)

Man Utd
Wayne Rooney & Ruud van Nistelrooy 37 gls (05-06)

Liverpool
Daniel Sturridge & Luis Suarez 52 gls (13-14)

League goals *42 games

Bring me Kevin Phillips.

By inky Go To Post

Apparently Dembele has been committed to a psychiatric facility.

There's a theory going around that he was already injured before the match.

Everton to dock Rooney two weeks wages for his DUI.

Seriously, what's the point of these sort of "penalties" in professional football? It's virtually nothing.

I understand the principle but in the end it doesn't mean anything or make a difference.

I'm not saying he deserves a lethal injection but at least force him to seek help for his addiction(s).

By Francis Go To PostEverton to dock Rooney two weeks wages for his DUI.

Seriously, what's the point of these sort of "penalties" in professional football? It's virtually nothing.

I understand the principle but in the end it doesn't mean anything or make a difference.

I'm not saying he deserves a lethal injection but at least force him to seek help for his addiction(s).

Do you ever drink Francis?

A dui is obviously horrible and there is no excuse for Rooney, but claiming he is an addict is a bit much.

They have taken his license for 2 years. Forcing people to get help for addiction doesn't work unless the person believes they have a problem.

By Scum Go To PostGreat Premier League strike partnerships
Bring me Kevin Phillips.

Amazing that only two of those pairings exceeded Messi's 2011-12 La Liga total.

By flinbad the flailer Go To PostAmazing that only two of those pairings exceeded Messi's 2011-12 La Liga total.

Premface, innit.

By Francis Go To PostEverton to dock Rooney two weeks wages for his DUI.

Seriously, what's the point of these sort of "penalties" in professional football? It's virtually nothing.

I understand the principle but in the end it doesn't mean anything or make a difference.

I'm not saying he deserves a lethal injection but at least force him to seek help for his addiction(s).

British culture is totally different to Swedish in this case. Rooney being on the bender a few times a year is considered normal here, even from a sports person. Doesn't mean he should go out and do drink driving though and chat up the first person he sees.

By flinbad the flailer Go To PostAmazing that only two of those pairings exceeded Messi's 2011-12 La Liga total.

because in britian if they cant defend they break your legs

By Scum Go To PostPremface, innit.

I wasn't even attempting to make a proper comparison. Just genuine amazement.

By Xpike Go To Postbecause in britian if they cant defend they break your legs

Spain once understood that, too.

I know you mean no harm, Flabber. It is incredible though.

First day of new job was as successful as it could have been. Hurricane stay fucking with us after its gone and we got another one en route too.

Fuck sake, Phil

Rvy, forget about that other scania player you had who barely can see his penis, and the other, still active, infamous zcania player, this one still has the body at 48.

Zabo. Bring me Divinity: Original Sin 2.

That Phil Neville not only finds work, but finds it consistently with multiple outlets, is a testament to how bad punditry has become.

By Wengward Go To PostDo you ever drink Francis?

A dui is obviously horrible and there is no excuse for Rooney, but claiming he is an addict is a bit much.

They have taken his license for 2 years. Forcing people to get help for addiction doesn't work unless the person believes they have a problem.

I try to stay away from it because I cannot handle the stuff. There's no in-between, just either or. If I drink enough to get tipsy I can't stop myself from drinking further.

I come from a family with a predominant history of alcohol/drug abuse on my father's side.

As for Rooney you may very well be right. I honestly don't know and therefore shouldn't really speculate. But it should be noted this is hardly his first rodeo. There is a rather long history of it (and gambling) getting him into trouble.

With that said my personal experiences doesn't make an expert. It just hits close to home.

You're also perfectly right about helping addicts being an impossible task if they're not themselves willing to participate and recognise they have a disease.

It's a lost cause if the individual isn't on board.

I just hope that Rooney doesn't lose his family over this.

By Scum Go To PostZabo. Bring me Divinity: Original Sin 2.

I'm trying to decide if I have the time and will to start it now, or if I should wait a couple of months and benefit from patches & stuff.

Someone list me the big / interesting releases from now to the end of the year. I need to go scientific on this shit.

Some Call of Duty
Some Forza/GT
Some form of Halo. Is Halo even a thing anymore?
Battlefield whatever
Assassin's Creed 26

Oh and a new Need for Speed.

Enjoy Zabo, m8

Fire Pro Wrestling World you fucks.

By inky Go To PostSome Call of Duty
Some Forza/GT
Some form of Halo. Is Halo even a thing anymore?
Battlefield whatever
Assassin's Creed 26

Oh and a new Need for Speed.

Enjoy Zabo, m8

That's a "why I quit gaming" list, my dear inky. Por favor.

By Zabojnik Go To PostI'm trying to decide if I have the time and will to start it now, or if I should wait a couple of months and benefit from patches & stuff.

Someone list me the big / interesting releases from now to the end of the year. I need to go scientific on this shit.

Super Mario Odyssey is all everyone needs.

My roommate recently got a dui. Court threw it out because they were to busy to deal with it and it was his first offense.

Nothing like being a middle class white man in the Bay Area.

Only big stuff I'm aware of is the new Wolfenstein and that new Mordor game where Shelob is a hot babez.

Only thing in my Steam wishlist that is unreleased is Pinball FX 3, :lol Oh and FM18 which I already pre-ordered 😬

By inky Go To PostOnly big stuff I'm aware of is the new Wolfenstein and that new Mordor game where Shelob is a hot babez.

Only thing in my Steam wishlist that is unreleased is Pinball FX 3, :lol

I just spent the hurricane playing pinball machines, I might be down for this. Bride of Pinbot all day.

Wolfenstein 2, Mario Odyssey and Star Wars are probably the games I'm looking forward to for the rest of the year.

By Zabojnik Go To PostI'm trying to decide if I have the time and will to start it now, or if I should wait a couple of months and benefit from patches & stuff.

Someone list me the big / interesting releases from now to the end of the year. I need to go scientific on this shit.

I think I might do the 'couple of months' thing too...

By Zabojnik Go To PostThat's a "why I quit gaming" list, my dear inky. Por favor.

Good thread.

Nice to see Klopp call out Hitch.

He looks comfy there, I agree.

I wonder how he will adjust to the language.

Klopp can do one

Ox is shit, and always will be. Goes without saying that I'd be delighted if he proved me wrong, but I just can't see it.

Personally think displaying the same standard across multiple positions is a hugely overrated attribute for players like Oxlade Chamberlain. If you're not particularly good in any of them, who gives a shit? And it provokes the obvious question, are you being moved around because you're decent everywhere, or are you simply plugging gaps and incapable of nailing down a consistent spot?

gonna give ox benefit of the doubt since he's aleays had shit managers

Okay so let's say Ox is a shit player. What is it that caused Klopp to chase him, the Arsenal board to sign off on a very high contract offer and the Liverpool board to sign off on a 35m transfer fee?

How has he swindled so many people who forgot more about football in a day than we've ever known into thinking that he's a good player?

Why are we stuck with a season where Lovren and Klavan are looking to play every PL game between them?

To err is human innit

ox is British

I doubt I'll end up playing half of the below mentioned games and almost certainly not on release day (or month), but here goes.

September
- Divinity: Original Sin 2 (to be played at a later date, probably)
- Ruiner (not my usual cup of tea, but it looks slick / if reviews are good)
- Cuphead (for that sweet animation, same as everyone else)

October
- The Evil Within 2 (I liked the first one well enough, sequel looks like it could be a significant upgrade)
- South Park: The Fractured But Whole (TSoT was great, this one should be too)
- Super Mario Odyssey (if / when I decide to get a used Switch)
- Wolfenstein II: TNColossus (while I enjoyed TNO and appreciated what they were going for, it didn't exactly floor me; TNC looks abso sensa tho)

November
- Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds (goes without saying, fuck the haters)
- Vampyr (yeah, idk, there's nothing else)

December
- Okami HD (never played the original, always wanted to, and the price is reasonable)

Not an amazing list, not a bad one either. I'll more than likely have to fit Zelda: BotW in there somewhere, since it's slowly but surely approaching what I consider a playable state on CEMU. Add PUBG and PES 2018 and that's pretty much all I'm interested in for 2017.

Is the DBZ game this year?

By Zabojnik Go To PostI doubt I'll end up playing half of the below mentioned games and almost certainly not on release day (or month), but here goes.

September
- Divinity: Original Sin 2 (to be played at a later date, probably)
- Ruiner (not my usual cup of tea, but it looks slick / if reviews are good)
- Cuphead (for that sweet animation, same as everyone else)

October
- The Evil Within 2 (I liked the first one well enough, sequel looks like it could be a significant upgrade)
- South Park: The Fractured But Whole (TSoT was great, this one should be too)
- Super Mario Odyssey (if / when I decide to get a used Switch)
- Wolfenstein II: TNColossus (while I enjoyed TNO and appreciated what they were going for, it didn't exactly floor me; TNC looks abso sensa tho)

November
- Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds (goes without saying, fuck the haters)
- Vampyr (yeah, idk, there's nothing else)

December
- Okami HD (never played the original, always wanted to, and the price is reasonable)

Not an amazing list, not a bad one either. I'll more than likely have to fit Zelda: BotW in there somewhere, since it's slowly but surely approaching what I consider a playable state on CEMU. Add PUBG and PES 2018 and that's pretty much all I'm interested in for 2017.

I like that list, just add :
Danganronpa 3, Black Mirror (will wait for reviews), Resident Evil 7 Gold Edition (Only loaned the game from a friend back in the day, want to play it again with all the DLC), Dragons Dogma and a few other games that might get announced at TGS/PGW,PSX.

Still got more than enough games I need to catch up on like Dishonored 2, Watchdogs 2, Observer, White Day, The Coma, Pillars of Earth, LiS, X-Com 2 DLC, Uncharted Lost Legacy, Agents of Mayhem, Matterfall, Shadow Tactics, FF12 and plenty of others.

By Slizz Go To PostIs the DBZ game this year?

Early next year.

February right?

By inky Go To Postthat new Mordor game where Shelob is a hot babez.

I wasn't aware of this, but a Google search and Jimquisition video later ... fucking video games.