By Mangoverboard Go To PostSpider-Man lads, lovely film. 9/10You need to start responding to people on Twitter, ragazzo. Otherwise what's the point?
Marisa Tomei 10/10
You can't just mention Baldur's Gate 2 and then disappear. Sure, most of the plebs in here might not care, but some of us do. Mostly inky and me. You mention the goat rpg, you best say exactly what you mean.
I would feel inconsolably annoyed if another club were coming after Coutinho the same way we're approaching Keïta.
And I learned last night that I had totally been doing downward dog incorrectly in the last year of Yoga. Feels so much better now, it's actually a comfortable pose and not brutal on my shoulders.
And I learned last night that I had totally been doing downward dog incorrectly in the last year of Yoga. Feels so much better now, it's actually a comfortable pose and not brutal on my shoulders.
Transfer News
Manager Antonio Conte's future at Chelsea is in doubt because the Italian is furious at the club's summer transfer failings. (Daily Mirror)
However, Chelsea are expected to step up their interest in Romelu Lukaku, 24, despite Manchester United agreeing a £75m fee with Everton for the striker. (Guardian)
The Blues could face a striker crisis after Diego Costa, 28, started to say his goodbyes to his Chelsea team-mates, having been told he is not part of Conte's plans for next season. (Daily Telegraph)
The Premier League champions have turned their attention to Swansea striker Fernando Llorente, 32, after missing out on a loan move for the Spaniard in January. (Evening Standard)
Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, has been left in limbo in the wake of United's deal for Lukaku, having been convinced he was set to leave Spain for Old Trafford. (Independent)
Belgium international Lukaku has agreed a long-term contract worth £250,000 a week with Jose Mourinho's side. (Daily Star)
French side Marseille are in pole position to sign Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, 30, in a £24.7m deal after the Gunners completed a club record deal for Alexandre Lacazette. (Daily Telegraph)
Winger Demarai Gray, 21, wants assurances from Leicester about his first-team prospects amid growing interest in the England Under-21 international from Liverpool and Tottenham. (Daily Mirror)
Barcelona have had a £22m bid for former Spurs midfielder Paulinho, 28, rejected by his current club Guangzhou Evergrande. (Sky Sports)
Stoke have been in talks to sign Manchester City midfielder Fabien Delph, 27, on a loan deal. (Stoke Sentinel)
Meanwhile…
Two McDonald's workers managed a selfie with Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney who was making his way through the restaurant's drive-through. (Twitter)
Despite scoring 184 not out in his first Test match as England captain, Joe Root still had time to have a chat with Liverpool midfielder Adam Lallana at Lord's. (Twitter)
Manchester United were forced to delete a tweet that showed midfielder Henrikh Mkhitaryan advertising the new home shirt as fans said the Armenian looked "pregnant". (Mirror)
Chelsea boss Antonio Conte has treated his staff and their families to a luxury holiday in Sardinia after winning the Premier League title. (Sun)
Portugal forward Cristiano Ronaldo has unveiled two sets of brand new crystal football boots to commemorate his time at Manchester United and Real Madrid. (Daily Mirror)
Five-hour round trips to training, an 85-year-old who runs the club shop, the kit man who gets paid by the players…welcome to the other Premier League (Wales Online)
Sir Alex Ferguson has told friends he would have signed former Chelsea defender John Terry on a free transfer if he was still Manchester United manager. (Sun)
The best of Thursday's transfer news
Everton will have to pay £40m for Swansea's 27-year-old midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson; Leicester are also showing interest. (Bleacher Report)
Sunderland are weighing up a move for West Ham's 29-year-old winger Robert Snodgrass - although the Hammers' £8m asking price could prove a major stumbling block. (Newcastle Chronicle)
Atletico Madrid are preparing to make a first formal bid of £22m to re-sign striker Diego Costa, 28, from Chelsea. (Guardian)
By Killer7 Go To PostJust watched a highlight video of O.Dembele.Raiola isn't his agent.
This lad is going for 120m+
Raiola needs to get on that and bring him to United
By Oddinho Go To PostI would feel inconsolably annoyed if another club were coming after Coutinho the same way we're approaching Keïta.Saw something on twitter earlier about RB threatening to report Liverpool if they keep up, who knows if true.
And I learned last night that I had totally been doing downward dog incorrectly in the last year of Yoga. Feels so much better now, it's actually a comfortable pose and not brutal on my shoulders.
Either way sounds like they were pretty clear today he isn't leaving.
By Killer7 Go To PostFabinho to United and then our team of 6.3" giants is complete.
Mou is a con man taking you all for a wind up. Billions of pounds and top tier players just to play route 1 ball with Lukaku, except he'll stumble it into the net instead of heading
By Vivalapizza Go To PostSaw something on twitter earlier about RB threatening to report Liverpool if they keep up, who knows if true.
Either way sounds like they were pretty clear today he isn't leaving.
Report us for what, making an offer for their player? All the press leaks are coming from his and his agent's side, Liverpool is giving nothing to local journalists, from what's been said we made on offer this past weekend. The player is trying to force through a move.
Think the latest is that Keita wants to move but isn't going to force it through. Doubt we've been as brazen in our tapping up this time around, so doubt we'll get reported.
Sigurdsson would be a good addition for Everton and that's incredible money for Giroud if they're able to pull that off.
By Hitch Go To PostThink the latest is that Keita wants to move but isn't going to force it through. Doubt we've been as brazen in our tapping up this time around, so doubt we'll get reported.
Seems like it.
By Zabojnik Go To PostYou need to start responding to people on Twitter, ragazzo. Otherwise what's the point?Is Mango badmouthing BG2? This cannot stand.
You can't just mention Baldur's Gate 2 and then disappear. Sure, most of the plebs in here might not care, but some of us do. Mostly inky and me. You mention the goat rpg, you best say what exactly you mean.
Let me get my d20s and we can fight him. A magic missile should do it.
By Hitch Go To PostThink the latest is that Keita wants to move but isn't going to force it through. Doubt we've been as brazen in our tapping up this time around, so doubt we'll get reported.
Who are we kidding? You've probably been just as brazen, you are just not briefing anybody about it this time.
Asensio 10k/week
Carvajal 35k/week
Casemiro 45k/week
I gotta say, I'm really surprised how low these 3 player salaries are. Asensio I kinda get it, new kid on the block that just signed, the other 2 not so much.
Carvajal 35k/week
Casemiro 45k/week
I gotta say, I'm really surprised how low these 3 player salaries are. Asensio I kinda get it, new kid on the block that just signed, the other 2 not so much.
We didn't brief anyone about VVD apparently, that was all the player's side. Southampton have just had enough of us buying their best talent. The Liverpool journalists have said that they're working with scraps this season, nothing is getting to them from the club.
By inky Go To PostIs Mango badmouthing BG2? This cannot stand.I've no idea what he meant, he just randomly mentioned it. For a moment there I thought news of a proper remaster was breaking. Alas, nein.
Let me get my d20s and we can fight him. A magic missile should do it.
By Oddinho Go To PostWe didn't brief anyone about VVD apparently, that was all the player's side. Southampton have just had enough of us buying their best talent. The Liverpool journalists have said that they're working with scraps this season, nothing is getting to them from the club.Is it the briefing that's the problem?
I thought the accusation was of tapping the player up, eg. contacting them directly without permission from the club.
I heard rumours of Klopp texting with Van Dijk etc.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostAsensio 10k/weekCarvajal will get a huge pay rise when he extends
Carvajal 35k/week
Casemiro 45k/week
I gotta say, I'm really surprised how low these 3 player salaries are. Asensio I kinda get it, new kid on the block that just signed, the other 2 not so much.
By Lego Go To PostIs it the briefing that's the problem?
I thought the accusation was of tapping the player up, eg. contacting them directly without permission from the club.
I heard rumours of Klopp texting with Van Dijk etc.
Every club taps up their transfer targets, so it's not unusual for this to happen. It was the shit in the press about how desperate VVD is to leave Southampton and come to Liverpool that angered them. Apparently.
That double handjob video from the 3rd league Brazilian team... Why? As in, how did it come down to that lol.
By Frustrated_me Go To PostThat double handjob video from the 3rd league Brazilian team… Why? As in, how did it come down to that lol.did you watch it?
By Frustrated_me Go To PostThat double handjob video from the 3rd league Brazilian team… Why? As in, how did it come down to that lol.Don't knock it until you try it
By Frustrated_me Go To PostThat double handjob video from the 3rd league Brazilian team… Why? As in, how did it come down to that lol.Ask Suen.
By mos6142 Go To Postdid you watch it?Yeah I clicked it, 3 kids having a jolly good time.
Signed Andreas Pereira on a free transfer in 2018 for my Villa team fresh back in the Prem. 6 goals and 4 assists in his first 11 league games. 👌🏻
By Frustrated_me Go To PostThat double handjob video from the 3rd league Brazilian team… Why? As in, how did it come down to that lol.Unrelated but similar..there was some crazy shit about dudes having sex in various forms in the Dominican summer league for baseball about a year or two ago..gotta dig that article up. That fiery Latino blood!
Edit: Looks like it was forced masturbation. Held a young player down and a bunch of dudes were jerking him off. Apparently not the only one but this one was posted on Snapchat: https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2016/11/21/mlb-prospects-post-video-of-sexual-assault-of-underage-teammate/amp/
By Perfect Blue Go To PostDoes anyone know where Francis is?
I can only hope that he's relaxing somewhere. He gets too bent out over this transfer shit. A bit like someone else, innit 🌝🌞🌚
Francis has said he has anxiety issues.
I'm happy for him if he decides to get away from this transfer window. It's not really healthy.
I'm happy for him if he decides to get away from this transfer window. It's not really healthy.
By Meier Go To PostUnrelated but similar..there was some crazy shit about dudes having sex in various forms in the Dominican summer league for baseball about a year or two ago..gotta dig that article up. That fiery Latino blood!Racist and sexist and homophobic.
Edit: Looks like it was forced masturbation. Held a young player down and a bunch of dudes were jerking him off. Apparently not the only one but this one was posted on Snapchat: https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2016/11/21/mlb-prospects-post-video-of-sexual-assault-of-underage-teammate/amp/
Conte to try for Belotti or Morata. Then again DiMarzio's transfer rumors have been spotty regarding EPL at the moment. Might be a while until he can get better sources.
Neto to Valencia for 7M€ + bonuses seems doable. We're interested in this Cancelo lad they have. Any good? Probably Barca bound, if so.
By FlutterPuffs Go To Poststill want us to go for another striker - If Morata is still keen, h should have a word with Uncle Flo - because unless Chelsea get desperate, no one is matching the offer we put on the table
Conte to try for Belotti or Morata. Then again DiMarzio's transfer rumors have been spotty regarding EPL at the moment. Might be a while until he can get better sources.
By GQman2121 Go To PostWhy would the price be reduced?
For any medical expenses Alvarito and Chelsea will be subject to, following United's snub. Self-esteem injections aren't cheap these days.
By Zabojnik Go To PostFor any medical expenses Alvarito and Chelsea will be subject to, following United's snub. Self-esteem injections aren't cheap these days.And if another acceptable bid comes, I think he'll push a bit more to go.
Doesn't want to get screwed by Flo & Perez anymore.
By Oddinho Go To PostI would feel inconsolably annoyed if another club were coming after Coutinho the same way we're approaching Keïta.Good man. I'm definitely more flexible myself after two or so odd years of practice. My headstand and crow are getting to perfection, but some of them still kills me the day after.
And I learned last night that I had totally been doing downward dog incorrectly in the last year of Yoga. Feels so much better now, it's actually a comfortable pose and not brutal on my shoulders.
Another week, still no full backs :(
Zabo, Inky. BG2. What are all these spells, this armour thing is bad? But anything that says it gives it +1 actually gives it -1? I'm trying to look up as little as possible but the mechanics are... obscure
Zabo, Inky. BG2. What are all these spells, this armour thing is bad? But anything that says it gives it +1 actually gives it -1? I'm trying to look up as little as possible but the mechanics are... obscure
By Cleff Go To Post75m base fee, 15m in add-ons and £10m for Rooney.Chelsea aint matching that
CM most important of all.
It won't happen, but I still think we need two signings there: a youth prospect and a starter
Wouldn't mind Pereira getting a look in but don't think he's Mou's cup of tea
It won't happen, but I still think we need two signings there: a youth prospect and a starter
Wouldn't mind Pereira getting a look in but don't think he's Mou's cup of tea