By Freewheelin Go To PostI don't think I've ever scored an amazing goal :(do not worry dean, I will assist you on the FootySlent pick up game
That cunt on the left got up with Brighton Hove & Albion.
Uwe Hühnemeier, I played against him, he used to play for a club we beat 10:0 minimum each game...and yet he's gonna play EPL and I'm here reading disgusting shit like Auto's posts.
Help me understand. My team was far more talented :( I was far more talented.
Best goal I scored was in the 7th grade, inter school tourney final. We were losing 1-0 and it was close to the end whistle, so basically both teams were lumped together inside their box, so much I couldn't even see the keeper from where I was standing. I don't even remember where the ball came from, I think it was a deflected corner, but I was sitting like 5m outside the box and I just hit that volley first time with my right foot. From my perspective it had the most beautiful dip I've ever seen. Like, I didn't put it in the corner or anything, just went slightly to the left between the keeper's arms. I was so excited I celebrated with the ref, lol. (tbf he was the school's seleccion coach so it wasn't that inappropriate :P)
We went straight to pens after that goal and I missed mine, but we still won.
We went straight to pens after that goal and I missed mine, but we still won.
I usually passed the ball into the goal, but I occasionally took some shots from well well outside the penalty area. If they got in the goal, they meant I hit the ball sweetly. I was mainly a poacher.
Took like 95 percent of the PKs for my teams, and never missed one. Proud of that little gem. Never choked.
Took like 95 percent of the PKs for my teams, and never missed one. Proud of that little gem. Never choked.
I'm actually a shit finisher, can't attack to save my life. Good defender though. My proudest footballing moment is man marking the best player in my league out of a game we won 1-0, so much so I won man of the match and he kicked me in the shins after the match :lol
By Hitch Go To PostHe has the grinta you lackYou're right.
Girls,alcohol and all those things that came up during the youth days destroyed my willpower.
The city of Dortmund is pretty disgusting.
By Pennywise Go To PostMost likely gonna be the Ajax coach anyway.
Unless there's some secret option nobody called yet.
Don't want to be pessimistic but sounds like BVB sacked Tuchel without having anything figured out after that. Would hate to see BVB going down to irrelevance thanks to that
By Elchele Go To PostDon't want to be pessimistic but sounds like BVB sacked Tuchel without having anything figured out after that. Would hate to see BVB going down to irrelevance thanks to thatLike that would happen, if that doesn't work out we're going for Hannes Wolf or someone else.
By n8 dogg Go To PostI'm actually a shit finisher, can't attack to save my life. Good defender though. My proudest footballing moment is man marking the best player in my league out of a game we won 1-0, so much so I won man of the match and he kicked me in the shins after the match :lolYou'll always be Rodney Turkeyburger for me.
Wilbur N8rrera. I like.
I played right mid and wore #7 in school. I wasn't that skillful but I think I was a good passer/crosser for the team.
I played right mid and wore #7 in school. I wasn't that skillful but I think I was a good passer/crosser for the team.
I remember once coming on as a defensive sub and being a 1 man backline, we went from being overwhelmed in defense to always having the ball. Still lost 0-1 but I got the audience's heart
Had always been a CB but have made intense progress towards being a pure CM since I never grew beyond 1,73
Had always been a CB but have made intense progress towards being a pure CM since I never grew beyond 1,73
By Pennywise Go To PostLike that would happen, if that doesn't work out we're going for Hannes Wolf or someone else.
You'll always be Rodney Turkeyburger for me.
I found my calling when I went DM, even tho the banter up top was worth it.
By n8 dogg Go To PostI'm actually a shit finisher, can't attack to save my life. Good defender though. My proudest footballing moment is man marking the best player in my league out of a game we won 1-0, so much so I won man of the match and he kicked me in the shins after the match :lolI did that my first year. Coach told me to mark this guy all game long and he wasn't getting past me. He was a short Mexican kid, but likely the best player in the league. My coach was so proud after the game. Became an offensive player the next season and a wide player. Felt good to shut that guy down. My confidence as the game went on was through the roof.
By n8 dogg Go To PostI found my calling when I went DM, even tho the banter up top was worth it.I miss that natural partnership we had for like 5 games until you vanished forrever.
Can't believe I bought that shit game on fucking PC.
What a time.
One of my biggest regrets is that I only started to like playing football when it was too late to get good at it
Probably too lazy and soft to have gotten anywhere with it, but still
Probably too lazy and soft to have gotten anywhere with it, but still
Best goal I scored was in training. I ran after the ball near the left corner of the box, nutmeg the center back and curled it into the far right top corner with my weaker foot from a tight angle.
Best goal in a match, 1-2 combination with the other guy putting me through on goal, the keeper came out, forcing me to go around him at full speed.
As soon as I went past him, I quickly shoot it on goal with my left and almost regret it.
The angle was way too tight and even the slightest bubble on the pitch could direct the ball into the post but it slowly made its way into to the goal.
I was so relieved that I went running into the corner flag and fist pumped the air while jumping into the direction of an empty stand.
We were losing 3-1...
Best goal in a match, 1-2 combination with the other guy putting me through on goal, the keeper came out, forcing me to go around him at full speed.
As soon as I went past him, I quickly shoot it on goal with my left and almost regret it.
The angle was way too tight and even the slightest bubble on the pitch could direct the ball into the post but it slowly made its way into to the goal.
I was so relieved that I went running into the corner flag and fist pumped the air while jumping into the direction of an empty stand.
We were losing 3-1...
By Auto Simeone Go To PostI'm garbage at footballlol shut up
still learning
I was a world class basketball player though
By Francis Go To PostI just hate his face so much
Looks like we're going to sign Dan-Axel Zagadou from PSG.
Guess Subotic will be gone and hopefully Ginter.
Guess Subotic will be gone and hopefully Ginter.
No idea what to expect from Salah if he signs
His stats are very, very impressive for club and country but nobody seems very enthused by the prospect of his arrival. Apparently is gegen as fuck as well. Not too worried about the fact nobody else is trying to sign him, same was true of Suarez and Mane.
His stats are very, very impressive for club and country but nobody seems very enthused by the prospect of his arrival. Apparently is gegen as fuck as well. Not too worried about the fact nobody else is trying to sign him, same was true of Suarez and Mane.
http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2017/arsenal-make-e100m-bid-for-kylian-mbappe/
"The L’Équipe report in full published this morning has additional claims within it to add to our reporting from last night.
They claim that Arsenal will attack this transfer window like never before with the intention to sign a world class player in every single line of the field (presumably all four: goalkeeper, defence, midfield, attack). They also assert that the €120m figure that was reported in the press in recent days as the club’s budget was put out there falsely."
madness
"The L’Équipe report in full published this morning has additional claims within it to add to our reporting from last night.
They claim that Arsenal will attack this transfer window like never before with the intention to sign a world class player in every single line of the field (presumably all four: goalkeeper, defence, midfield, attack). They also assert that the €120m figure that was reported in the press in recent days as the club’s budget was put out there falsely."
madness
By Hitch Go To PostNo idea what to expect from Salah if he signsTrust Klopp and his team.
His stats are very, very impressive for club and country but nobody seems very enthused by the prospect of his arrival. Apparently is gegen as fuck as well. Not too worried about the fact nobody else is trying to sign him, same was true of Suarez and Mane.
By Bold 2 in One Go To Posthow can you hate his face?His ballsack will also look like a red masked bane, doesn't mean it's good.
He looks like Bane
By Hitch Go To PostAny of you lot ever injured someone playing football?
I always feel terrible when I kick someone by accident, and am a complete pussy when I'm anything less than 75/25 favourite for the ball :P
back when i played RB and CDM i injured people all the time but never anything serious like a break or ligament injury. just rough enough to put them out of the game, or at least make them think twice before they did something
whenever i played CF or a wing, i was a total "dont look at me, that's your man". im out here to style on people and get goals.
By Pennywise about Salah Go To PostYeah you've proven to overpay for shit players over and over again and continue to bend over once the season starts. Starting to complain how shit your squad and player XY is.
By Pennywise Go To PostTrust Klopp and his team.
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Arsenal under 13's, they let us train with some of the older lot and the teams were mixed.
Curling crossing from Quincy Owusu-Abeyei cross, that beat three defenders, I screamed at the top of my lungs send us back! Jay Simpson hit it first time and perfectly cushioned it back into my path which I volleyed into the roof of net.
I went fucking nuts.
Curling crossing from Quincy Owusu-Abeyei cross, that beat three defenders, I screamed at the top of my lungs send us back! Jay Simpson hit it first time and perfectly cushioned it back into my path which I volleyed into the roof of net.
I went fucking nuts.
By Hitch Go To Post¬¬Well those players were signed before Klopp took over :P
The signings last season worked out, allthough the club should have signed more players to get more depth.
By Kidjr Go To PostArsenal under 13's, they let us train with some of the older lot and the teams were mixed.Sign him up, Wenger.
Curling crossing from Quincy Owusu-Abeyei cross, that beat three defenders, I screamed at the top of my lungs send us back! Jay Simpson hit it first time and perfectly cushioned it back into my path which I volleyed into the roof of net.
I went fucking nuts.
Any of you lads watched Riverdale? Proper binged it last night and got the finale to watch tonight... actually excited. What a life I lead.
Has it got a second season? I would Google it but good chance there's spoilers in any articles that mention it because that's how it goes.
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Best goal I scored was in five a side (got player of the season an'all, get fukt). Smashed it in from our half. This will sound absurd but the lads I played with and people from school who were watching still mention it to me. Well over a decade ago. Bit weird now tbh.
Has it got a second season? I would Google it but good chance there's spoilers in any articles that mention it because that's how it goes.
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Best goal I scored was in five a side (got player of the season an'all, get fukt). Smashed it in from our half. This will sound absurd but the lads I played with and people from school who were watching still mention it to me. Well over a decade ago. Bit weird now tbh.
Trying to transfer money on HSBC and I need to generate a security code on the app but the app doesn't have a Generate Security Code button.
What.
What.
By hixx Go To PostAny of you lads watched Riverdale? Proper binged it last night and got the finale to watch tonight… actually excited. What a life I lead.Haven't watched it yet and it has been renewed, much to the surprise of everyone.
Has it got a second season? I would Google it but good chance there's spoilers in any articles that mention it because that's how it goes.
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Best goal I scored was in five a side (got player of the season an'all, get fukt). Smashed it in from our half. This will sound absurd but the lads I played with and people from school who were watching still mention it to me. Well over a decade ago. Bit weird now tbh.
Pretty much got offered 25 to 30 (depending on some things, and my boss hasnt been completely clear on it, but almost said it) hours a week, with the possibility of substitute work at the same time today, which should easily get me up to around full time. Now the problem is, I got days booked for the 4 first days I am supposed to be back (if they actually do offer me this), to go watch Dillinger in Germany. Struggling to figure out when to bring up that i'm not there for the first week. Life is a struggle.
By n8 dogg Go To PostTrying to transfer money on HSBC and I need to generate a security code on the app but the app doesn't have a Generate Security Code button.
What.
They are the worst for being digital, which is weird considering everyone raves about first direct.
By inky Go To PostWhy surprise? It always looked good.
The ratings for it are terrible apparently. But I enjoyed it. One of those shows that goes off the cast's chemistry rather than hooking you with the overall arc. Yet I'm still fairly interested in the conclusion to that, too.
By inky Go To PostWhy surprise? It always looked good.It got crap-tastic ratings in the USA.
Given the target audience, they are mostly watching it on CW's app.
By WoodenPapangu Go To PostPretty much got offered 25 to 30 (depending on some things, and my boss hasnt been completely clear on it, but almost said it) hours a week, with the possibility of substitute work at the same time today, which should easily get me up to around full time. Now the problem is, I got days booked for the 4 first days I am supposed to be back (if they actually do offer me this), to go watch Dillinger in Germany. Struggling to figure out when to bring up that i'm not there for the first week. Life is a struggle.
Just tell them. if they want you so much then they won't mind. Could offer to work your first week unpaid or something to make up for it? or first day or two
By n8 dogg Go To PostJust tell them. if they want you so much then they won't mind. Could offer to work your first week unpaid or something to make up for it? or first day or two
Hah I would, but that would never be accepted due to unions having so much power. They would be afraid to OK that. The problem is it's probably fairly important to be there the first week, but yeah, will try to tell them as soon as possible.