By Bold 2 in One Go To PostLook at it, he doesn't even break stride, smacks it true.
Never see another one like it. The only man capable is retired in Turkey.
By Pele.gif Go To PostIve never hated you m8 <3
Flutter even if you hate me
even if you try to expose me
let me say one thing to you
I will never forget you were the one that gave me the rocket league voucher for the beta two years ago therefore i'll never hate you
I have scored a goal like that in the park once; was pretending to be Papa Bouba Diop and thwonked it past the keeper, then ran around for like six minutes screaming 'BOUBA DIOPPPPPPP'
By n8 dogg Go To PostMeus on FBWhy does he even bother posting on Gaf anymore? He can post all the bestiality jokes he wants over here
By Hitch Go To PostAny pro footballer could score any kind of non-acrobatic goal on their stronger foot if they tried often enough
So true, but only the greats do it on their 'weaker' foot, time and time again
Please forgive, I am still coming to terms with my loss.
By sohois Go To PostWhy does he even bother posting on Gaf anymore? He can post all the bestiality jokes he wants over hereNot when I win the election
By sohois Go To PostWhy does he even bother posting on Gaf anymore? He can post all the bestiality jokes he wants over here
i think the issue is he doesn't want to post about bestiality
We played a free kick game here using the gates of our building as the goal
I remember i scored an absolute beauty once. It actually damaged the gate right on the top corner. The condominium manager man came out and asked who did that and i so proudly said I DID.
One of the best moments of my youth
Absolute Juninho'd the gate there. One of the best fks ive ever taken
I remember i scored an absolute beauty once. It actually damaged the gate right on the top corner. The condominium manager man came out and asked who did that and i so proudly said I DID.
One of the best moments of my youth
Absolute Juninho'd the gate there. One of the best fks ive ever taken
By n8 dogg Go To Posti think the issue is he doesn't want to post about bestialityWell the opposite of Beastiality jokes then. The point is, Slaent is welcoming to all forms of joke
Best goal I've ever scored was a rabona chip over a 6 foot 4 keeper's head. Accidentally. Was supposed to be a cross. Fucking magic.
By sohois Go To PostWell the opposite of Beastiality jokes then. The point is, Slaent is welcoming to all forms of joke
Not a nice way to talk about Pele :p
By Wengward Go To PostMeus really struggles with the fact that the universe is not exactly how he would like it to be.That's why the comparison wasn't warranted. Shanks sees the universe through a completely different set of eyes. Like the Joker, Donald Trump, or Michael Owen.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostNot a nice way to talk about Pele :p
By Pele.gif Go To PostNate doing a rabonaProbably tripped aftwerwards
I cant believe that
By inky Go To PostProbably tripped aftwerwards
I couldnt do it. It was too hard for me. I dont have the flexibility to do it.
I cant believe a brexiter like N8 has a better flexibility than me
Can RVP or Sanchez do this?
Of course there's skill involved, but there's an amazing amount of luck. This is Emre Can, off to a sort of slow start for his career at Liverpool. These kicks are easier when the pass is given by the side, I'd think. Highlight reels can make any player look good.
Of course there's skill involved, but there's an amazing amount of luck. This is Emre Can, off to a sort of slow start for his career at Liverpool. These kicks are easier when the pass is given by the side, I'd think. Highlight reels can make any player look good.
By Pele.gif Go To PostNate doing a rabona
I cant believe that
Trust me fam. It was like watching Joe Cole in his prime.
I scored a brilliant accidental goal a couple of years ago
Did a Torres-Ben Haim to take it past one player, but the guy is quick and has annoying telescopic legs so I had to shoot first time. Prodded the ball towards goal from the left on my right foot, accidentally chipped it over the keeper. Pretended it was on purpose, obvsly.
Also once mishit a simple pass so badly, it flew off of my ankle bone, and legit curled more than I've ever seen a ball curl at any level of football into the top corner and around the keeper who had come off his line. Couldn't even pretend I meant it, it was so fucking terrible. They all count though ¬¬
Did a Torres-Ben Haim to take it past one player, but the guy is quick and has annoying telescopic legs so I had to shoot first time. Prodded the ball towards goal from the left on my right foot, accidentally chipped it over the keeper. Pretended it was on purpose, obvsly.
Also once mishit a simple pass so badly, it flew off of my ankle bone, and legit curled more than I've ever seen a ball curl at any level of football into the top corner and around the keeper who had come off his line. Couldn't even pretend I meant it, it was so fucking terrible. They all count though ¬¬
Zigic is basically the player you'd think Crouch would be. Absolute lump, all height and no idea how to use it.
By n8 dogg Go To PostMeus on FBlmao
Any of you lot ever injured someone playing football?
I always feel terrible when I kick someone by accident, and am a complete pussy when I'm anything less than 75/25 favourite for the ball :P
I always feel terrible when I kick someone by accident, and am a complete pussy when I'm anything less than 75/25 favourite for the ball :P
By Hitch Go To PostAny of you lot ever injured someone playing football?
I always feel terrible when I kick someone by accident, and am a complete pussy when I'm anything less than 75/25 favourite for the ball :P
My best goal was basically a carbon copy of this:
Minus the nutmeg, just took it round someone and finished in the exact same way. Meant to do it, couldn't believe I pulled it off.
Minus the nutmeg, just took it round someone and finished in the exact same way. Meant to do it, couldn't believe I pulled it off.
Best goal I scored was from like 15 yards out on a 2x2 meters goal, placed it on the top corner. Not even I believed that beauty
By Hitch Go To PostAny of you lot ever injured someone playing football?Aye.
I always feel terrible when I kick someone by accident, and am a complete pussy when I'm anything less than 75/25 favourite for the ball :P
Broken leg, cut above the eye, and alot of bruises.
Played GK for the majority of time in a club and was never afraid to go all in.
Never got injured myself with two exceptions. Broken thumb when I fell on it after punching a ball away. Broken leg when I played with friends indoors and I wasn't GK, someone stood on my foot while I was falling down after a tackle.
By Hitch Go To PostAny of you lot ever injured someone playing football?Yes. I am the Xhaka
I always feel terrible when I kick someone by accident, and am a complete pussy when I'm anything less than 75/25 favourite for the ball :P
By Hitch Go To PostAny of you lot ever injured someone playing football?
I always feel terrible when I kick someone by accident, and am a complete pussy when I'm anything less than 75/25 favourite for the ball :P
This guy called me a sand n***er when we were in high school american football and i headbutted him. Gave him a concussion.
By Esch Go To PostThis guy called me a sand n***er when we were in high school american football and i headbutted him. Gave him a concussion.Zinedine pls
By everthustodeadbeats Go To PostCan RVP or Sanchez do this?Rooney can, so...
Of course there's skill involved, but there's an amazing amount of luck. This is Emre Can, off to a sort of slow start for his career at Liverpool. These kicks are easier when the pass is given by the side, I'd think. Highlight reels can make any player look good.
seriously though, that is an amazing goal, up there with the scorpion kicks of Giroud and Miki
I scored this EXACT goal when I was 9 playing with my 16yo cousin and friends, except the goal was much smaller
I was the king that day
I once did a Gervinho on a championship match futsal game.
I was the left winger.
I quit the team afterwards in shame.
I was the left winger.
I quit the team afterwards in shame.
By Elchele Go To Postso who is BVB new coach?Nobody yet.
Two candidates that are still around are Peter Bosz from Ajax and Stöger from Cologne.
Leo Varadkar is Ireland's new PM.
Fuck me. You won't want to be poor or in need of an abortion. Elected the gay son of immigrant parents and somehow we've managed to go more conservative.
Fuck me. You won't want to be poor or in need of an abortion. Elected the gay son of immigrant parents and somehow we've managed to go more conservative.
By Auto Simeone Go To PostI'm garbage at footballtook me about 2 months to pick up any kind of form. absolutely vital to get a good first touch above anything else
still learning
I was a world class basketball player though
Woof Paulista
Actually I reckon my Bouba Diop goal was better than the Rabona because I meant it. Dean will corroborate its fucking beauty. Controlled a high ball and on the volley played it to Dean with the outside of my foot. He lifted it back and I fucking smacked it harder than I would Samantha Mumba's arse. Stunning madness.
Dean's best footballing memory is when he passed to me, I spinned a defender and looked for Dean's run but he wasn't there. He'd fallen down a drain.
Actually I reckon my Bouba Diop goal was better than the Rabona because I meant it. Dean will corroborate its fucking beauty. Controlled a high ball and on the volley played it to Dean with the outside of my foot. He lifted it back and I fucking smacked it harder than I would Samantha Mumba's arse. Stunning madness.
Dean's best footballing memory is when he passed to me, I spinned a defender and looked for Dean's run but he wasn't there. He'd fallen down a drain.
By Pennywise Go To PostNobody yet.leave Koln alone ok
Two candidates that are still around are Peter Bosz from Ajax and Stöger from Cologne.
By Hitch Go To PostAny of you lot ever injured someone playing football?
I always feel terrible when I kick someone by accident, and am a complete pussy when I'm anything less than 75/25 favoBy Hitch Go To PostAny of you lot ever injured someone playing football?Nope. My tackles were efficient. I did try to go to a goalie's chin with my head ffrom behind. And after getting too much attention from a defender, by means of kicks to my ankles, I put my knee in his stomach. I was a mostly a clean player but you have to protect yourself. My slide tackles were impeccable. Unfortunately made on artificial turf so I had a permanent 'strawberry' (no skin) and those showers were painful.
I always feel terrible when I kick someone by accident, and am a complete pussy when I'm anything less than 75/25 favourite for the ball :P
By n8 dogg Go To PostWoof PaulistaFucking hell.
Actually I reckon my Bouba Diop goal was better than the Rabona because I meant it. Dean will corroborate its fucking beauty. Controlled a high ball and on the volley played it to Dean with the outside of my foot. He lifted it back and I fucking smacked it harder than I would Samantha Mumba's arse. Stunning madness.
Dean's best footballing memory is when he passed to me, I spinned a defender and looked for Dean's run but he wasn't there. He'd fallen down a drain.
By Elchele Go To Postleave Koln alone okMost likely gonna be the Ajax coach anyway.
Unless there's some secret option nobody called yet.
Hitch. Good guy Ayre helped 1860 despite already resigning. He worked there today and helped them doing paperwork and other stuff after that investor cunt didn't give them more money and they were relegated even further.
By Freewheelin Go To PostI don't think I've ever scored an amazing goal :(
I'm imagining you attempting a rabona and failing due to your massive testicle size