By inky Go To PostNo Grease and £45m for Perisic.If you're reacting like that, I don't wanna see Francis reaction.
Good night lads. Let's hope the world ends tonight.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostBummer. Schurrle is such a good dude.Just needs to get fully fit and in form. Reus is out for 4-7 months depending on the treatment they're choosing.
By inky Go To PostNo Grease and £45m for Perisic.This is the worst day as a United fan since we hired Moyes
Good night lads. Let's hope the world ends tonight.
Top Gossip
Arsenal have made an £87m offer to sign Monaco striker Kylian Mbappe. The 18-year-old scored 26 goals in all competitions for the Ligue 1 champions last season. (L'Equipe - in French)
Gunners midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, is ready to sign a new £280,000-a-week deal with the FA Cup winners. (The Sun)
The chairperson of the Arsenal Independent Supporters' Association says the club are stuck in a crisis and major changes need to be made after manager Arsene Wenger signed a new two-year deal. (Daily Star)
Liverpool have reached an agreement with Roma winger Mohamed Salah, 24, but the Serie A runners-up are asking for a £30.4m fee for the Egyptian. (Gazzetta dello Sport via Metro)
Manchester United will sign centre-back Victor Lindelof, 23, for £35m from Portuguese champions Benfica this summer. (Record - in Portuguese)
United could move for Werder Bremen striker Max Kruse, 29, after cooling their interest in Atletico Madrid's Antoine Griezmann. (Goal.com)
The Old Trafford side have made Everton striker Romelu Lukaku, 24, their number one transfer target this summer. (Daily Express)
Jose Mourinho could make a £50m move for Lyon striker Alexandre Lacazette, 26, who scored 37 goals last season. (Daily Mirror)
Bayern Munich midfielder Arturo Vidal has told Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, to leave and join him at a "big team". (Evening Standard)
Newcastle have made a £10.4m bid for Metz winger Ismaila Sarr. The 19-year-old has been capped six times by Senegal. (Chronicle)
Chelsea have enquired about Fulham goalkeeper Marcus Bettinelli, 25, as they search for a number two goalkeeper following the departure of Asmir Begovic to Bournemouth. (Daily Mail)
Blues coach Eddie Newton, who is responsible for players out on loan from Stamford Bridge, has emerged as a candidate to replace David Moyes at Sunderland. (Sunderland Echo)
Southampton have place a £70m price tag on defender Virgil van Dijk, 25, who is wanted by Liverpool and Manchester City. (Daily Mirror)
Everton are confident of signing Malaga striker Sandro Ramirez, 21, who has a £5.1m release clause in his contract. (Independent)
Watford have been linked with a move for full-back Ferland Mendy, 21, who would cost £4m from French second division side Le Havre. (Watford Observer)
The Hornets have emerged as a possible destination for Manchester United goalkeeper Sam Johnstone, 24, who was out on-loan at Aston Villa last season. (Bleacher Report)
Leeds United could re-sign former captain Jonny Howson, 29, after the midfielder rejected a new contract offer from current club Norwich. (Yorkshire Post)
And finally
An Irish policeman has been filmed testing his 'keepy uppy' skills against a nun in Limerick. (BBC News)
Bayern Munich midfielder Arturo Vidal has told Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, to leave and join him at a "big team". (Evening Standard)
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By GQman2121 Go To PostThat's a much better image. Thank you Scum.
By domino Go To PostThis is the worst day as a United fan since we hired Moyes1. Moyes confirmed
2. Today
3. N8 backs struggling Moyes with controversial blog post
4. Moyes combined score of 1-7 against City
5. 5-3 defeat to Leicester (or just LVG in general)
Kruse, Lukaku and then Lacazette in succession. These papers will run with whatever copy they can get approved which seems to be anything.
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostArsenal getting Mbappe would be incredible, probably one of the greatest transfer coups in historyCola pls.
Swansea's win on the last day moved them up to 15th, thus earning them £103m. I'm in the wrong job, lads.
By GQman2121 Go To PostKruse, Lukaku and then Lacazette in succession. These papers will run with whatever copy they can get approved which seems to be anything.The usual british press bullshit. Kruse is extra hilarious. Even far below Perisic in the madness order.
Donald and Theresa
How did we end up here
George Doubleya looks competent now and David Piggyfucker looks like a true statesman
How did we end up here
George Doubleya looks competent now and David Piggyfucker looks like a true statesman
By Wengward Go To PostThe wait for the NBA Finals to start is killing me. I am a wreck. If we don't win this I am done.Warriors fans man.
Hope we don't go anymore than £35m for Salah. About halfway between their £42m valuation and our £28m opening bid.
Now pls get us a left back
Now pls get us a left back
Who's Bilel Ghazi.
We'll be ahead until it comes to the point of actually trying to sign the player. Masters of all this build-up foreplay.
We'll be ahead until it comes to the point of actually trying to sign the player. Masters of all this build-up foreplay.
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostI mean, hes good on fifaGot a 88 rated totw Kane from one of those 84+ TOTW packs.
Has some mad shots on him.
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostLaca seems completely contrary to what our profile of a striker is which is what gets meYet i'd rather have a pacey striker up front rather than a target man.
By Killer7 Go To PostGot a 88 rated totw Kane from one of those 84+ TOTW packs.Sadly in fifa kane like strikers are somewhat terrible, if you dont have 4/4, good speed and agility the game isnt designed to maximise their skills.
Has some mad shots on him.
By Killer7 Go To PostYet i'd rather have a pacey striker up front rather than a target man.So would I, but going from Belotti, Lukaku et al to suddenly "UNITED IN FOR LACA" is kinda setting my bullshit meter off
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostSo would I, but going from Belotti, Lukaku et al to suddenly "UNITED IN FOR LACA" is kinda setting my bullshit meter off'Bilel Ghazi' should be sending the bullshit meter haywire
By Grizzled Cola Go To Posthow long til the nba game actually begins? might stay upStarts at 2
By Vivalapizza Go To Post'Bilel Ghazi' should be sending the bullshit meter haywireHe's a journalist for L'Equipe.
By inky Go To PostBest league in the world
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostArsenal getting Mbappe would be incredible, probably one of the greatest transfer coups in history
We have a bigger chance of winning the champions league next season than getting him.
By inky Go To Postthats fucking hilarious
By Bold 2 in One Go To Postthats fucking hilariousmore sad than hilarious tbh
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostI mean, hes good on fifa:lol, FIFA isn't a barometer of quality lad. Cola pls, just watch some YouTube vids, the boy is going to be a major star.
By inky Go To PostPeasants
Fuck these playoffs. Start already. 18 hours of pregame already and nobody knows shit going in to it other than GSW has Durant. Cavs got Korver.
By rvy Go To Postmore sad than hilarious tbhI can see how you'd feel that way from outside the baller circle
By Freewheelin Go To Post:lol, FIFA isn't a barometer of quality lad.Just you wait, Peter Moore will use FIFA to scout for players for Liverpool.
By inky Go To Post
By inky Go To Postwe are so fucking rich 😂
By Pele.gif Go To Postwasnt there an user that used FIFA simulations on bets?the parlay prince
legend
By Pele.gif Go To Postwasnt there an user that used FIFA simulations on bets?Was it the parlay prince?
What happened to him after he defended that UFC fighter who beat up Christie Mack?