By Randolph Freelander Go To Post"I have awesome news! I'm getting married!"
"Hey, that's great."
"We want you to come!"
"Hold on, checking Travelocity …. I'm sorry, have we met?"
facts.
By Randolph Freelander Go To Post"I have awesome news! I'm getting married!"
"Hey, that's great."
"We want you to come!"
"Hold on, checking Travelocity …. I'm sorry, have we met?"
best is when its a destination wedding
tf this look like smh
By s y Go To PostThe SL$ENT Elite complaining about travel prices is hilariousI mean yeah it’s first world bellyaching but travel just shouldn’t be this expensive on principle
By Smokey Go To Postbest is when its a destination weddingYeah. Destination weddings are a curse unless there's a really fucking good reason.
tf this look like smh
And having holiday'd there one or twice isn't a good reason.
My cousin had a destination wedding and we didn't attend. F that noise. I think the point of those is to reduce who actually goes though. I'll travel and take vacations, but I only go all out once every couple of years. Not wasting it on a wedding that you could have had local but decided not too.
That being said I have a close friend who moved to New York for school and then he stayed out there for work. He's getting married and I may go to that if it's in New York. Probably not with the kids though
That being said I have a close friend who moved to New York for school and then he stayed out there for work. He's getting married and I may go to that if it's in New York. Probably not with the kids though
i have zero desire to drink
i have zero idea how to meet new people outside of work & bars
everyones like 'oh go do something you like and you'll meet people' mother fucker the only shit around here are overpriced art classes and drinking trivia
i have zero idea how to meet new people outside of work & bars
everyones like 'oh go do something you like and you'll meet people' mother fucker the only shit around here are overpriced art classes and drinking trivia
By Fenderputty Go To PostMy cousin had a destination wedding and we didn't attend. F that noise. I think the point of those is to reduce who actually goes though. I'll travel and take vacations, but I only go all out once every couple of years. Not wasting it on a wedding that you could have had local but decided not too.having your wedding in NYC proper sounds like a nightmare. Literally impossible to book venues unless you're willing to wait something ludicrous like, 5 years, in advance
That being said I have a close friend who moved to New York for school and then he stayed out there for work. He's getting married and I may go to that if it's in New York. Probably not with the kids though
i havent had a soda going on 3 weeks
shit weird
i don't feel all THAT different. might be overrated tbh
shit weird
i don't feel all THAT different. might be overrated tbh
By Facism Go To Postcould have rotted your insides past the point of no return tbh.
From soda
Stop it
By Fenderputty Go To PostMy cousin had a destination wedding and we didn't attend. F that noise. I think the point of those is to reduce who actually goes though. I'll travel and take vacations, but I only go all out once every couple of years. Not wasting it on a wedding that you could have had local but decided not too.I dont' consider having the wedding in the city you now live in, a destination wedding.
That being said I have a close friend who moved to New York for school and then he stayed out there for work. He's getting married and I may go to that if it's in New York. Probably not with the kids though
Destination weddings are when people pick random places that they don't live in, nor grew up in. Like Fiji, or ireland.
I've got a friend who now lives in London. If he has his wedding there, i'd consider it.
But if you're only doing a destination wedding to reduce numbers, just don't fuckn invite people. It puts such a huge obligation onto other people that invite. So fucking stupid.
By s y Go To PostThe SL$ENT Elite complaining about travel prices is hilariouselite? lol
By giririsss Go To PostI dont' consider having the wedding in the city you now live in, a destination wedding.
Destination weddings are when people pick random places that they don't live in, nor grew up in. Like Fiji, or ireland.
I've got a friend who now lives in London. If he has his wedding there, i'd consider it.
But if you're only doing a destination wedding to reduce numbers, just don't fuckn invite people. It puts such a huge obligation onto other people that invite. So fucking stupid.
I guess yeah it’s not a destination wedding for my NY homie, but it still feels like it.
We weren’t happy with my cousin. Their family is notoriously selfish though.
By blackace Go To Postelite? lol
I lol’ed too.
Traffic blows. This week has been spring break I guess since the highway isn't as busy, but like wasting 1/12th of each day driving is stupid
By Smokey Go To PostFrom soda
Stop it
🤔🤔🤔
By Smokey Go To Posti havent had a soda going on 3 weeksI lost like eight pounds and slept better once I stopped drinking the stuff.
shit weird
i don't feel all THAT different. might be overrated tbh
Been practising this dance in my bedroomn alone for the past hour.
I still don't get it.
I have to perform it with the other English teachers to the other sections of the school.
I really want to shoot myself. Last year we did Bruno Mars and I fucked it up. The year before we did Dancing Queen and I fucked it up.
I am being honoured with an award this year, so really don't want to fuck it up.
I do love new school years.
A new 5 y.o had a list of three names they wanted 1. Blueberry Cupcake 2. Blue Crayon 3. Teddy. I told his teacher there is noway he can have the first two. Was glad to see his name as Teddy today.
A kid named Milky for the past two years decided to change his name from Milky to Milky Let's.
One girl kept saying her name was Snow Durim, which turned out was actually Snow Drop. I also have a Heart, a Lucky, and a Spongebob.
Thankfully one kid changed his name from Jidragon(named after G-Dragon) to Justin.
Some of these parents are fucking idiots. It was embarrassing as hell in two open classes having to call a kid Iron Man. All the other parents laughed at the poor kid.
A new 5 y.o had a list of three names they wanted 1. Blueberry Cupcake 2. Blue Crayon 3. Teddy. I told his teacher there is noway he can have the first two. Was glad to see his name as Teddy today.
A kid named Milky for the past two years decided to change his name from Milky to Milky Let's.
One girl kept saying her name was Snow Durim, which turned out was actually Snow Drop. I also have a Heart, a Lucky, and a Spongebob.
Thankfully one kid changed his name from Jidragon(named after G-Dragon) to Justin.
Some of these parents are fucking idiots. It was embarrassing as hell in two open classes having to call a kid Iron Man. All the other parents laughed at the poor kid.
By Kibner Go To PostI lost like eight pounds and slept better once I stopped drinking the stuff.
I broke and had a soda yesterday. Sweet af. Think I'm done with it on a regular basis going forward.
By RobNBanks Go To PostThe next Akademiks. What’s up with these “DJs”DJ Envy is an actual DJ that's been around for decades.
Aren't you from New York lol? Dude was huge, up there with Funk Flex/Drama/Clue.
By Smokey Go To PostI broke and had a soda yesterday. Sweet af. Think I'm done with it on a regular basis going forward.
Read this in a week and laugh.
By Randolph Freelander Go To PostRead this in a week and laugh.
I made it damn near a month ;_;
By Smokey Go To PostI made it damn near a month ;_;
I only say that as someone who has quit soda a thousand times. That first one back invariably leads to the second. And then quickly to the third.
But, hey, at least it's not cigarettes.
I just don't buy it anymore so I don't have any in the house. I occasionally drink some when at dinner with friends.
soda aint that bad. just dont be like my boss and keep 6 packs of Diet Dr Pepper on deck.
i've never seen dude drink water in 4 years lmao
i've never seen dude drink water in 4 years lmao
By domino Go To Postsoda aint that bad. just dont be like my boss and keep 6 packs of Diet Dr Pepper on deck.You let another man be your boss for 4 years?!That ain't your boss, that's your daddy and Grandpa.
i've never seen dude drink water in 4 years lmao
By Randolph Freelander Go To PostThe best thing about water is that it's the main ingredient in Coca-Cola.
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By s y Go To PostYou let another man be your boss for 4 years?!That ain't your boss, that's your daddy and Grandpa.
lmao. he isn't my direct boss but he is a boss.
i refused to transfer to his dept (marketing) because i couldn't work for someone who
1) knows nothing about marketing at all but has the position as director because he's daddy's son and
2) never has an idea what he wants so he makes his dept do a zillion revisions until they've missed all their deadlines
i have had the same woman as my boss for 4 years tho
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI do love new school years.
A new 5 y.o had a list of three names they wanted 1. Blueberry Cupcake 2. Blue Crayon 3. Teddy. I told his teacher there is noway he can have the first two. Was glad to see his name as Teddy today.
A kid named Milky for the past two years decided to change his name from Milky to Milky Let's.
One girl kept saying her name was Snow Durim, which turned out was actually Snow Drop. I also have a Heart, a Lucky, and a Spongebob.
Thankfully one kid changed his name from Jidragon(named after G-Dragon) to Justin.
Some of these parents are fucking idiots. It was embarrassing as hell in two open classes having to call a kid Iron Man. All the other parents laughed at the poor kid.
Whoa G-Dragon... was his best friend named T.O.P.?
Speaking of Coke, it's still one helluva drug.
http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/15/media/espn-john-skipper-cocaine/index.html
http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/15/media/espn-john-skipper-cocaine/index.html
So in my CS class we learned about copy constructors in c++ and used bagels as an example class. I go to work right after class and work had bagels to eat lol.
By Nelo Ice Go To PostSo in my CS class we learned about copy constructors in c++ and used bagels as an example class. I go to work right after class and work had bagels to eat lol.
Illuminati, man.
And that bridge at FIU was brand new, too. Contractor has already deleted a self-congratulatory tweet.
By reilo Go To PostThere was a special on this bridge in the local news this morning and the devloper was really hyping it up......yikes.
You have to be really bad at your job to get a bridge to collapse. Our species has only been doing it for 3000 years. If you can't learn off of their knowledge you done fucked up
By Apollo Go To PostYou have to be really bad at your job to get a bridge to collapse. Our species has only been doing it for 3000 years. If you can't learn off of their knowledge you done fucked up
They likely just went with the lowest bidder. Florida inspections and codes are probably garbage too.