Football Election June 8th - A Good, Hard, Throbbing Sl&exit - Winner: LFMartins86

If you use it for kinky stuff we'll vote for you

PSY is disqualified.

By reilo Go To Postshun posts a recipe with key ingredients being home-made bodily fluids made with "love", do you recommend the mod staff to:

a) delete the website
b) write a virus that destroys the internet
c) seppuku
d) all of the above

It is an episode of Hannibal. I invite you all unknowingly for a nice high class dinner of venison and wine with cheesecake as a dessert.

We should have an online debate with reilo as the moderator.

By GQman2121 Go To PostFortune is the best option available.

Who the hell is FF#1 if Fortune is #2 anyway?

Football Fan?

you see a manager's last major title was 13 years ago and he insists his squad is good enough to win CL, do you

a) fully support his decisions
b) give him a few more years on the hope he'll turn it around
c) fuck off to your ranch

respond to this question well and you have my vote

f) die

I can't do 10k booty camp runs on a Friday anymore, at least not well, and neither can Trump.

#BATONGMOD2017

Because I only wanna make slaent great again.

By Xpike Go To Postyou see a manager's last major title was 13 years ago and he insists his squad is good enough to win CL, do you

a) fully support his decisions
b) give him a few more years on the hope he'll turn it around
c) fuck off to your ranch

respond to this question well and you have my vote

I appreciate the sense of loyalty given to a manager who has served a club for so long but someone who can claim he is able to win the Champions League without having won the league for that amount of time clearly has lost touch with reality.
Show him all your love for what he has done, celebrate his achievements but show him the door out.

Vote for me and I won't change anything but will I post more than Linius.

did Martins really do a 6 minute video for this? Fucking hell...

I liked what he said about United, but I hated what he said about Arsenal, City, Chelsea, Spurs, Liverpool, Newcastle, Sunderland, Bayern, Dortmund, Madrid, Juve, Roma and Barca, the 16 teamer c.u.n.t.

We can't all be Liga MX lovers, Inky

By inky Go To Postdid Martins really do a 6 minute video for this? Fucking hell…

Oh, I am not done yet...

By Moris Go To PostI voted Linius last go round, and now after extreme fits of economic anxiety I feel like footy needs a leader who is both unqualified and barely mentally competent.

You're gonna have to narrow it down a bit m8. Could be any of us.

By batong Go To PostWe can't all be Liga MX lovers, Inky

That just means you can't love football in its purest form, and that's a shame.

inky I saw the gignac goals in the gym
do they not teach people how to defend over there

A coach's average lifespan is 8 months m8. It's a wonder players know where to stand in the ptich.

And Gignac is kind of broken for the league.

I stopped Martins' video when i read "he has a cool head."

Not during the Sporting failures

By inky Go To PostA coach's average lifespan is 8 months m8. It's a wonder players know where to stand in the ptich.

And Gignac is kind of broken for the league.

That's something very common in Latin countries. The Portuguese League went through 20 managerial changes this season in a league with 18 teams.

imagine gignac had scored that chance at the euro final
the eder of France

You're all genuinely great, so I vote for everyone.

Best of luck

By Ciaran Go To PostYou're all genuinely great, so I vote for everyone.

Best of luck

cop out

I stand for equal rights

I am the voice of the mango eaters

Think of the timezones

By Kabro Go To PostFootball Fan?

Correct

By DY_nasty Go To PostYou see the Relationship thread has been bumped and notice that psy is wondering what a good is spot to take someone for a first date…

what do you do?

Back to his place, where he cooks for her.

Suen 2017

sensational.

Was LFM buying my loyalty with all those beta codes?

Martins is the only good choice. #fuckthebrexiters

Posts like the one above, shows why we need someone who can build a strong firewall around slaent.

By WoodenPapangu Go To PostPosts like the one above, shows why we need someone who can build a strong firewall around slaent.

I thought you were sleeping. cunt.

By Elchele Go To Post1. Martins is the only good choice. #fuckthebrexiters

By Elchele Go To Post2. I thought you were sleeping. cunt.

By WoodenPapangu Go To Post3. Posts like the one above, shows why we need someone who can build a strong firewall around slaent.

By JuveFan Go To Post1. I am the voice of the mango eaters
2. Think of the timezones

By JuveFan Go To Post3. I will build a firewall that will block all madrid fans

Looks like i have both your votes

Who will keep the Chelsea fans out has my vote

im going with suen

By reilo Go To Postsuen is disqualified.

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By Phlebas Go To PostWho will keep the Chelsea fans out has my vote

This is rich coming from a Real Madrid fan, a club historically owned and propped up by fascists

Jus vote me then at this point. No flaws

Fortune has my vote

By reilo Go To Post.

have you heard of democracies, reilopapagandus

By Moris Go To PostI voted Linius last go round, and now after extreme fits of economic anxiety I feel like footy needs a leader who is both unqualified and barely mentally competent.

My vote goes to Elsk. He will use his powers to bring down American imperialism.

im already a mod btw

im not? prove it.

You're not.

By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostMy vote goes to Elsk. He will use his powers to bring down American imperialism.

Thanks shanks. I will force everyone to pretend Roma are the Serie A champions, when I'm a mod

In an alternative universe I am already a mod.

make me a mod and i will change the landscape of our great thread. there will be daily postings of thicc butts.

For your vote, I will upload a live video of me burning a football kit of your choice

It will be on twitch, youtube, maori tv, you name it

Really impressed with Zambia this second halfthey are really fighting.

The tyranny and oppression in this thread is too much. Why I should be qualified:

1. I don't support any rich and arrogant club. I support a club likely playing another season in Serie Corrupt. When you are that far down you don't look down on other clubs and fans. You become the commoners voice in the football realm.
2. My first action would be to carry out a purge on the football community to remove undesirable elements. Any footy member questioning the purge will be included in it. It's time for this community to learn being civilized and follow the rules.
3. I support and encourage great ideas from members of the community. For example Wood's idea of building a wall high enough that Andres will never reach the top no matter how far up he climbs. This protects the community and Andres.
4. I would respect subgroups in the community. For example, I would respect the Muslim community of footy slaent by banning Bud & fat asses during Ramadan. Of course we can't only cater to one group so to create a good balance and keep the rest of the community satisfied I would permit photos of shirtless footballers and football coaches in swimsuits during Ramadan.
5. Point 1-4 shows I would live up to standards and expectations of slaent and reiko.

LFMartins doesn't even play UT99 with me. It doesn't make him bad but it makes him cold and soulless. If things went wrong in Liga Sagres he'd burn JT and rvy on the stake. Please reconsider.

Leave your fate in my hands.

don't you mean "leave your cum in my hands" 🌞 /dean

By bud Go To Postdon't you mean "leave your cum in my hands" 🌞 /dean

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