In the spirit of sharing positive news, the boy Viva has secured a new job and the bank balance is going to look much healthier when that last Friday of the month comes around.
What a week for United-Slaent.
What a week for United-Slaent.
By LFMartins86 Go To PostCongratulations, Viva.
Slaent keeps on winning.
Excluding the red norf landan brigade
2-0 Arsenal
Arsenal legend Robert Holding header for the first. Sanchez gets the second as a goodbye gift.
Arsenal legend Robert Holding header for the first. Sanchez gets the second as a goodbye gift.
By Cleff Go To PostJust got out of an 80's grindhouse marathon.Chopping Mall rules. Those robots, lol.
Blood Beach and Chopping Mall are cinematic masterpieces.
There's a good episode of the We Hate Movies podcast about it.
Tonight I am going to go to dream. Beautiful dreams.
In my dreams, Arsenal will win the FA Cup. Diego Costa will break his leg kicking the goal post after missing a sitter. Conte's fake hair will all fall out in clumps as he collapses on the sideline. Arsene Wenger will lift the trophy. That beautiful smile on his face. Someone will hand him a mic and he'll say "Au revoir, enjoy the Europa League" and will stride off to join PSG.
In my dreams, Arsenal will win the FA Cup. Diego Costa will break his leg kicking the goal post after missing a sitter. Conte's fake hair will all fall out in clumps as he collapses on the sideline. Arsene Wenger will lift the trophy. That beautiful smile on his face. Someone will hand him a mic and he'll say "Au revoir, enjoy the Europa League" and will stride off to join PSG.
If Wenger is true to his word then he will never have a top job in Europe. No club is gonna give him the power he thinks he deserves.
By Zabojnik Go To PostOnly Sarri can make Arsenal great again.
I would take him.
By Zabojnik Go To PostWho wouldn't. He'll fit right in.
He can have my mum's old one.
On my trip to watch the Azzurrini.
Korean transport is such a beast. Travelling 80km outside of Seoul on the subway for about a euro.
I have a strange feeling that we might nick this fa cup today.
But then i think about our back 4/5. Kill me
I just want one thing. Pls retire after today Wenger. For my own sake.
But then i think about our back 4/5. Kill me
I just want one thing. Pls retire after today Wenger. For my own sake.
Xhaka to score a 60 yarder thunderbastard
FA cup won
Wenger renews contract
Sanchez and Ozil leave
Auto commits suicide
FA cup won
Wenger renews contract
Sanchez and Ozil leave
Auto commits suicide
More (potential) good United news: the new job I'm starting in September are very likely going to ask me to do 5 days full time and not the 3 days + 2 as cover I'm on now, which means a 4 grand pay rise. Fingers crossed to join the lads laboured and viva in Valhalla.
That was weird. Chatting away to the taxi driver and all of a sudden he puts his hand on my arm and holds it there for a few seconds before letting his hand fall on my leg.
By n8 dogg Go To PostMore (potential) good United news: the new job I'm starting in September are very likely going to ask me to do 5 days full time and not the 3 days + 2 as cover I'm on now, which means a 4 grand pay rise. Fingers crossed to join the lads laboured and viva in Valhalla.Champagne all round then.
By n8 dogg Go To PostMore (potential) good United news: the new job I'm starting in September are very likely going to ask me to do 5 days full time and not the 3 days + 2 as cover I'm on now, which means a 4 grand pay rise. Fingers crossed to join the lads laboured and viva in Valhalla.
Congrats.
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostThis Costa Rica keeper looks like he is auditioning for Pep.Hahah
Guy is gonna fuck up.
Sleep deprived, still feeling yesterday's drink, heading to pull pints at GnR. Going to be a long day.
By Punished Go To PostSleep deprived, still feeling yesterday's drink, heading to pull pints at GnR. Going to be a long day.OH BABY
ENJOY!!!!!!
take videos of this mythical creature
remember me when they play Wish You Were Here <3
or Brendan Rogers
By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostThat was weird. Chatting away to the taxi driver and all of a sudden he puts his hand on my arm and holds it there for a few seconds before letting his hand fall on my leg.
When i was at uni i got a cab back from a night out once and the guy was asking me how my night was, if i got with any girls. And i said nope. Then he asked if i got with any boys. Said nope. He asked if i like boys. I said just as mates. Then he said do you like this and put his hand on my shoulder. I said i'm really tired m8 leave it out. He said maybe you need a massage. Then he pointed at his cock and said you can massage here if you want.
Got out and walked.
By n8 dogg Go To PostWhen i was at uni i got a cab back from a night out once and the guy was asking me how my night was, if i got with any girls. And i said nope. Then he asked if i got with any boys. Said nope. He asked if i like boys. I said just as mates. Then he said do you like this and put his hand on my shoulder. I said i'm really tired m8 leave it out. He said maybe you need a massage. Then he pointed at his cock and said you can massage here if you want.
Got out and walked.
Fucking hell.
Koreans are very touchy feely, but this was different. I really felt powerless. Is he doing what I think he is trying to do? Then I wanted to smack him, but I am in an unknown town and most likely I would lose my visa lol.
think my most recent unreciprocated acts of love was during a 'Sensation' concert
a guy asked me to take his picture with his mates and I said sure why not. Took 3 shots and showed it to him
I guess he wanted to show his gratitude or something so he started kissing me :lol
he was drunk, I think. I was laughing s'all good
a guy asked me to take his picture with his mates and I said sure why not. Took 3 shots and showed it to him
I guess he wanted to show his gratitude or something so he started kissing me :lol
he was drunk, I think. I was laughing s'all good
My brother didn't get home tonight (he's 20) and so my dad woke me up and we've been frantically trying to get in touch with him. Long story short is he's in the hospital for alcohol poisoning at the moment and we have to go at 8am in the morning to pick him up but he should be okay. Never letting that fucker drink again after this, though.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostMy brother didn't get home tonight (he's 20) and so my dad woke me up and we've been frantically trying to get in touch with him. Long story short is he's in the hospital for alcohol poisoning at the moment and we have to go at 8am in the morning to pick him up but he should be okay. Never letting that fucker drink again after this, though.
SESSIONNNNNNNNNN
Glad he's ok
By Perfect Blue Go To PostMy brother didn't get home tonight (he's 20) and so my dad woke me up and we've been frantically trying to get in touch with him. Long story short is he's in the hospital for alcohol poisoning at the moment and we have to go at 8am in the morning to pick him up but he should be okay. Never letting that fucker drink again after this, though.
Glad you found him. What a hero.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostMy brother didn't get home tonight (he's 20) and so my dad woke me up and we've been frantically trying to get in touch with him. Long story short is he's in the hospital for alcohol poisoning at the moment and we have to go at 8am in the morning to pick him up but he should be okay. Never letting that fucker drink again after this, though.
Fuck, glad he is ok.
By Ciaran Go To Postthink my most recent unreciprocated acts of love was during a 'Sensation' concert
a guy asked me to take his picture with his mates and I said sure why not. Took 3 shots and showed it to him
I guess he wanted to show his gratitude or something so he started kissing me :lol
he was drunk, I think. I was laughing s'all good
By n8 dogg Go To PostThen he said do you like this and put his hand on my shoulder. I said i'm really tired m8 leave it out. He said maybe you need a massage. Then he pointed at his cock and said you can massage here if you want. .Why would he suggest that you give a massage because you are tired? Surely he should be the one giving the massage? This story is confusing.
By n8 dogg Go To PostWhen i was at uni i got a cab back from a night out once and the guy was asking me how my night was, if i got with any girls. And i said nope. Then he asked if i got with any boys. Said nope. He asked if i like boys. I said just as mates. Then he said do you like this and put his hand on my shoulder. I said i'm really tired m8 leave it out. He said maybe you need a massage. Then he pointed at his cock and said you can massage here if you want.Where were you sitting to be so close to the driver
Got out and walked.
By Elchele Go To PostWhere were you sitting to be so close to the driverOn his lap.
By n8 dogg Go To PostWhen i was at uni i got a cab back from a night out once and the guy was asking me how my night was, if i got with any girls. And i said nope. Then he asked if i got with any boys. Said nope. He asked if i like boys. I said just as mates. Then he said do you like this and put his hand on my shoulder. I said i'm really tired m8 leave it out. He said maybe you need a massage. Then he pointed at his cock and said you can massage here if you want.:0
Got out and walked.
You finally met bud and you rejected him
By Oddinho Go To PostCongrats to all you fuckers moving up in lifeHard to get higher up the chain when you're already at the top, Odd.
I'm jealous
