Was helping a customer today. He had his 4 year-old kid with him, who had began to walk away to go to touch stuff as little kids do.
The dad called him. "Montgomery, come here."
Urge to call him Smithers was incredible.
The dad called him. "Montgomery, come here."
Urge to call him Smithers was incredible.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostLucas Moura?I have already created the team we should use next year, Mou get on it
Disgusting. Mou should be embarassed for signing an inferior player.
By Laboured Go To PostBeen a long 12 day working week lads but a pay raise is defo a good way to end it.Grats. Pop the champagne
Wolfsburg management cancelled the women's team celebration parade for winning the league because the men's team is battling relegation.
By Fergie Go To PostCongrats m8.
Ta!
By Slizz Go To PostGrats. Pop the champagne
Actually.....
By OneTwoTee Go To PostCongrats on the money Laboured.
Cheers m8
By Laboured Go To PostBeen a long 12 day working week lads but a pay raise is defo a good way to end it.Can I be your trophy husband?
By inky Go To PostWolfsburg management cancelled the women's team celebration parade for winning the league because the men's team is battling relegation.
Evening, lads. Have we sold all players yet?
By Laboured Go To PostBeen a long 12 day working week lads but a pay raise is defo a good way to end it.Managing Associates, man.
Ramadan lads.
Just had lamb that should last me for the day, and drank shitloads of water that I'm just dying to vomit out at the moment.
Grats Horse!
Just had lamb that should last me for the day, and drank shitloads of water that I'm just dying to vomit out at the moment.
Grats Horse!
By Wengward Go To PostCongrats Laboured.
You and United are rich.
Aye, long may I similarly underachieve and yet somehow get paid for it.
By Perfect Blue Go To PostLaboured is a good guy, congrats
At the risk of over-egging things, thank you!
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostI have already created the team we should use next year, Mou get on itYpu told me you didn't like Son because he had shit agility m8.
Also, Walker? I am disappoint son. I'd rather support Arsenal than this team tbh.
By Wengward Go To PostI now see you have been absolutely hammered on this page and will lay off.your original post cracked me up lol
What is a Colchonero?
By inky Go To PostYpu told me you didn't like Son because he had shit agility m8.Its hard to explain but son has this unique ability in the game where he cant actually be tackled, that outdoes his agility, anyone who has played against one of sons informs will attest that even fi you tackle him he gets the ball back.
Also, Walker? I am disappoint son. I'd rather support Arsenal than this team tbh.
Fifa is a genuinely broken game, but I am addicted.
Also Im saving for Valencia TOTS card Rb <3
By Laboured Go To PostBeen a long 12 day working week lads but a pay raise is defo a good way to end it.Remember that money I lent you?
Anyways, the lad Viva just hit me with some delightful ITK info and things are looking quite nice.
Also looking quite good for City too to be fair.
Also looking quite good for City too to be fair.
By Wengward Go To PostI now see you have been absolutely hammered on this page and will lay off.A colchonero is someone who fabricates a colchón (mattress). Old timey mattresses used to be patterned in white and red stripes, like their shirts, hence colchoneros.
What is a Colchonero?
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostFifa is a genuinely broken game, but I am addicted.
Also Im saving for Valencia TOTS card Rb <3
So is my brother m8. It's sickening. He isn't even like a hardcore footie guy yet he spends all his money on it. He's also a Chelsea supporter so I've given up on him.
By Laboured Go To PostAnyways, the lad Viva just hit me with some delightful ITK info and things are looking quite nice.Info you say? May I have a hint?
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostInfo you say? May I have a hint?
Reckon CB, up to 2 CMs, LW and up to 2 CFs. In an ideal world if both the targets and the money is available I might add.
By Laboured Go To PostReckon CB, up to 2 CMs, LW and up to 2 CFs. In an ideal world if both the targets and the money is available I might add.I can dig that, does make me wonder about the rw though, we sticking Rashford out there next year? Or mkhi? I suppose if we play Valencia as a wingback there is less need for an out and out winger per se.
By FlutterPuffs Go To PostMy brother is a City supporter, but he's adopted.It's amazing of your parents to open their home to a boy with such a horrible disability.
By FortuneFaded Go To PostIt's amazing of your parents to open their home to a boy with such a horrible disability.Well my dad supports Arsenal, so that explains the decision making.
By Laboured Go To PostOh and famous last words but the club seem to think DDG won't agitate for a move this summer.In a strange position where if he goes he goes if he doesnt he doesnt, he is a great keeper but ive lost a lot of investment in him as a United player, honestly.
By Grizzled Cola Go To PostIn a strange position where if he goes he goes if he doesnt he doesnt, he is a great keeper but ive lost a lot of investment in him as a United player, honestly.Same for me.
It sounds crazy but if Madrid want him and are willing to put down a fair whack, like £60m, I would give him the choice. Baby you gonna love me now now now now now now now or never?
He is amazing but there are other keepers out there who are very good. Might not be as good but good enough to build a winning team and defence on.
I feel like as long as the prospect of that move is there this will continue on in the background and he'll never be truly comfortable.
By Killer7 Go To PostCongrats Laboured!Every fucker is going to use him against me, I got weekend league rewards to get
Cola stop using that broken Son!
I kid you not this years fifa is terrible, absolutely terrible.
By Vivalapizza Go To PostSame for me.
It sounds crazy but if Madrid want him and are willing to put down a fair whack, like £60m, I would give him the choice. Baby you gonna love me now now now now now now now or never?
He is amazing but there are other keepers out there who are very good. Might not be as good but good enough to build a winning team and defence on.
I feel like as long as the prospect of that move is there this will continue on in the background and he'll never be truly comfortable.
Pretty much, we need a really good keeper, there is no doubt about that, and we are better with De Gea, but I can still see a scenario where, if he goes, we can still become a good team, not entirely sure thats with Romero for a whole season.
If he stays the situation will be weird next year, I am sure DDG didnt mind as much sitting out Europa, but aint no way hes going to let Romero take the CL games and ive never seen two keepers share league games, not sure Romero would be happy with League/FA cup after a genuinely good Europa run.
Decisions.
By inky Go To PostOi Cola, my bro also told me Butland is OP in goal, similar to what you say about Son.They stealth nerfed Butland in a more recent patch, everyone uses Begovic now, Butland up until recently was better than everyone.
Butland EPL
Fahrmann Bundes
Oblak La liga
Ruffier Ligue one
Handanovic Serie A
I use De Gea because i run a lot of hybrid teams and the hard link with smalling is really good for chemistry, also I try to use as many United players as possible. Keepers in general are shit and will let you down at every opportunity.
By Laboured Go To PostOh and famous last words but the club seem to think DDG won't agitate for a move this summer.He knows. When Jose wins the Europe League, he wins the Champions league the year after.
By Perfect Blue Go To Post
YES LAD
I'm down with that too Belgian Booty. Stay forever
Hazard joined five years ago?
What the fuck
By Laboured Go To PostBeen a long 12 day working week lads but a pay raise is defo a good way to end it.Congrats mate was thinking about your new processor as I was doing my 10K run.
My team after selling everybody (had around 800-900k doing the team of the tournament sbc's and getting nobody :(
Martial - Fakir (togs) - Sane
-------- Sigurdson (tots) --------
----- Sanches ---- Rudy (tots) ---
Moreno - van dijk - Smalling - Clyne
-------------- Butters ------------
Smalling, Martial, Sanches are OP. Sigurdson's TOTS card is great.
Pulisic's TOTS is up after this weekend league.
The game modes in this years FIFA have been great. Sbc's and FUT champs have been good additions. Just a shame the gameplay is terrible.
Martial - Fakir (togs) - Sane
-------- Sigurdson (tots) --------
----- Sanches ---- Rudy (tots) ---
Moreno - van dijk - Smalling - Clyne
-------------- Butters ------------
Smalling, Martial, Sanches are OP. Sigurdson's TOTS card is great.
Pulisic's TOTS is up after this weekend league.
The game modes in this years FIFA have been great. Sbc's and FUT champs have been good additions. Just a shame the gameplay is terrible.