Football Thread 2017 | April | Fyre Festival - Brought to you by Ja Rule and Coventry City

By WoodenPapangu Go To PostGotta score there Hazard

Please, you knew as soon as he went past the keeper that he wasn't going to score.

At least he tried to shoot this time.

Aspas will do us.

Hazard up for this

By Hitch Go To PostIf Linius was any kind of mod, he'd find out who invited doicare to the forum and permaban the cunt

My money's on Disso.

I knew about the forum from the beginning anyway but just fyi it wasn't just one person who invited me it was in fact three. Watching the hilarious cesspool of stupid comments every week sure does cheer me up, the mental gymnastics people go through to put down other teams or absolve their own is comedy gold.

Davies did very well after being torched by the fat boy

Actually, fuck that. Davies is nowhere near Breakout of the Year. Not with that barnet.

By Ciaran Go To PostWHAT A TIIIIIME!!! Pay top dollar eh? I hope you went for the absolute best around

The move was painful. Still loads of paperwork that needs to be done (Número de identidad de extranjero)

The thing I dont miss about Europe is all the bureaucratic hierarchical institutions :lol

I booked a consultation this week, but after doing a bit of digging I don't think I will use them. One review said the Koreans don't go there. Big turn off for me,

Gonna go for 2-3 consultations, then go to an actual eye doctor and ask for the DNA test. I don't want to be sold something that won't have much effect on me because my eyes are fucked. I understand laser eye surgry is a business, so I won't trust what they all tell me. Need that opinion that isn't looking for my dosh.

How is Spanish bureaucracy compared to Italian?

By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostYou didn't understand what I was saying :(((

If you can't understand 'why' then I don't know what to say really.

Ditto, if you can't understand why your sentence didn't make any sense then i don't know what else to say either.

By Vlatko Go To PostPlease, you knew as soon as he went past the keeper that he wasn't going to score.

At least he tried to shoot this time.

Yeah I thought he was going to miss. Doesn't make it better.

By MC Go To PostQuestion is is there any way if we dont win the Europa league we can get in a position where we dont have to play the damn thing next year

Because it sucks.

Get knocked out during the group stages.

Shanks mate. Just ignore doicare.

Mou calling out Shaw "I dont know about his injury, all i know is it must be a big injury, must be huge for him to leave after a few minutes, must be big"

Mou calling out Smalling/Jones "I dont want to speak about (them), but Mata is strong, he is trying everything to come back"

New defence next year

By Zabojnik Go To PostTottenham - Arsenal, then Inter - Napoli.

The potential. Immense.

We kinda sealed the scudetto like 30 mins ago right?

By Hitch Go To Post

But I miss my adorably gloomy Britons. It's been raining for a couple of days here and the Spanish soft lads are clearly not used to it. Taxis even went on a strike :lol

Mourinho: "To leave the pitch after 10 minutes, I am expecting a very big injury."

That almost seems like a threat

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho: We lost players and we lost points, so yes today was a bad day. We did not look tired and exhausted, we are tired and exhausted. You cannot isolate the performance out of the context. This is the ninth match of April, it is not human. We have a squad of 22 that is reduced to 13 or 14 players. The players are very tired.

Did Jesse Lingard and Ashley Young look sharper than other people. Of course, they did not play the last match. I am more than happy with the players, they gave everthing they could. I have zero criticism.

I don't know about the injuries. I think Luke Shaw's must be a big injury, because to leave the pitch after 10 minutes I am expecting a very big injury.

At the moment, we cannot walk from the bed to the toilet and break a leg.

I prefer not to speak about Phil Jones and Chris Smalling. I prefer to speak about Juan Mata giving everything to be available. I am grateful for that.

We will give everything on Thursday. That is sure. Whether we go to the final or not doesn't matter, I am really happy with the guys

Bring back Keane, promote some yoofs, get in some MCs and for god's sake get us a good target man and prolific number 9 and the title is our by February

You should totally do a reverse double eyelid surgery, Shanks.

By Ciaran Go To PostWe kinda sealed the scudetto like 30 mins ago right?

That's one way of looking at it. The other ... yeah, no, there is no other way.

Hell have to park the bus thursday

By Bungie Go To PostMourinho: "To leave the pitch after 10 minutes, I am expecting a very big injury."

That almost seems like a threat

It's absolutely a backhanded threat. He's finished with Shaw.

By Doicare Go To PostDitto, if you can't understand why your sentence didn't make any sense then i don't know what else to say either.

You don't understand because you can't express why.

Therefore, I do agree that you can't understand what I mean't.

Wait a minute, you are not gonna understand what I just posted.

(Shit, this must be what it is like for Flabber to read my posts when we are chatting the breeze)

Well I knew better than to wake up at 630 for another draw. So how was the actual performance.

I forget how huge Matic is when he's not stood next to someone

Brickshit

By domino Go To PostWell I knew better than to wake up at 630 for another draw. So how was the actual performance.

Could easily have lost 3-0 and not complained

Close by Lukaku.

By GQman2121 Go To PostIt's absolutely a backhanded threat. He's finished with Shaw.

Doesn't want to rely on players constantly injured.

Big summer coming up.

You can't count on Shaw. The man can't even look into the mirror without injuring himself.

By Zabojnik Go To PostYou should totally do a reverse double eyelid surgery, Shanks.

That's one way of looking at it. The other … yeah, no, there is no other way.

https://twitter.com/ThatBoyAmro/status/648935448702808064

what a GIF

By domino Go To PostWell I knew better than to wake up at 630 for another draw. So how was the actual performance.

I woke up at 7. I didn't watch any of it.

It was shit.

Costa lol

Costa..................

By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostYou don't understand because you can't express why.

Therefore, I do agree that you can't understand what I mean't.

Wait a minute, you are not gonna understand what I just posted.

(Shit, this must be what it is like for Flabber to read my posts when we are chatting the breeze)

Both your grammar and the context of your sentence in relation to what i said made no sense, which is on top of the fact you couldn't prove me wrong so you began with immature insults.

By Shanks D Zoro Go To PostI booked a consultation this week, but after doing a bit of digging I don't think I will use them. One review said the Koreans don't go there. Big turn off for me,

Gonna go for 2-3 consultations, then go to an actual eye doctor and ask for the DNA test. I don't want to be sold something that won't have much effect on me because my eyes are fucked. I understand laser eye surgry is a business, so I won't trust what they all tell me. Need that opinion that isn't looking for my dosh.

How is Spanish bureaucracy compared to Italian?

Yeah don't rush this and go for reputable doctors ! Can't have your blue eyes go to waste

I don't remember how it was since I was so young but I'd say it's just as funny. I can't open a bank account without NIE and I can't get a NIE without a residency paper and i can't get a residency paper without a bank account

Perez help

Costa ffs.

Didn't realize Aspas was on 24 goals (total) so far this season.

By Doicare Go To PostBoth your grammar and the context of your sentence in relation to watch i said made no sense, which is on top of the fact you couldn't prove me wrong so you began with immature insults.

This is incorrect

By domino Go To PostWell I knew better than to wake up at 630 for another draw. So how was the actual performance.

The stats say it all really. You had the same amount of shots as Swans and needed a Rashford dive to get the draw via a penalty that pundits won't talk about because of the injuries and result.

NBCSN turning the mics down as low as possible. Each match has sounded like a funeral.

By Ciaran Go To PostThis is incorrect

And?

By n8 dogg Go To PostDon't give a fuck about top 4 tbh. Pick up that trophy, ridiculous as that seems. People writing off Celta without having watched them and we have one centre back, and he's younger than my cum sock

I'd much rather have the EL trophy than 4th place, if it were up to me, but I'd be thrilled with 4th if we manage to not capsize against Watford.

Can't get a router for the time being too. Living off bars and coffee shops

Thank God I downloaded Fargo, Prison Break and Mario Kart at the hotel two days ago

By Doicare Go To PostAnd?

This is incorrect as well.

Hazard has T Rex arms.

How in the fuck is that a foul on Hazard? Lmao what am I seeing?

By Doicare Go To PostBoth your grammar and the context of your sentence in relation to watch i said made no sense, which is on top of the fact you couldn't prove me wrong so you began with immature insults.

My bad, you are clearly the greatest intellect of our time, maybe any time, Well at least greatest non-Italian(Am I right?)

As you are such a great intellect you will know that science is based on proof.

If someone makes a statement they need to back it up with proof.

They need to produce proof so that a theory can be proven correct.

You came up with a theory that United has more bad luck injuries than anyone else. Yet, you have not once proven this theory.

Not once did I say that United have not had more bad luck injuries than anyone else. i just wanted proof.

However, you have failed to provide proof. Therefore, I have been left to conclude that you are chatting shit. I am sorry good sir.

By Ciaran Go To PostCan't get a router for the time being too. Living off bars and coffee shops

Thank God I downloaded Fargo, Prison Break and Mario Kart at the hotel two days ago
This is incorrect as well.

Nope.

By Ciaran Go To PostGotta say the Switch is sublime in an airplane/hotel/apartment with no TV or wifi

Zelda taking a leaf outta Dark Souls, about time!

yes yurt

Finally got around to the ringed city. First half is weak but ends strongly, mostly thanks to midir and gael.

Long ball to both ST's seems effective

By Ciaran Go To PostCan't get a router for the time being too. Living off bars and coffee shops

Thank God I downloaded Fargo, Prison Break and Mario Kart at the hotel two days ago
This is incorrect as well.

You got a Switch? Add me : SW-0493-1103-3927

By Ciaran Go To PostYeah don't rush this and go for reputable doctors ! Can't have your blue eyes go to waste

I don't remember how it was since I was so young but I'd say it's just as funny. I can't open a bank account without NIE and I can't get a NIE without a residency paper and i can't get a residency paper without a bank account

Perez help

Just give some of those petro dollars to the right Manuel.

Boro are outplaying us currently. City can't keep possession and they are playing VERY hard.

By Meier Go To PostBoro are outplaying us currently. City can't keep possession and they are playing VERY hard.

You'll get a win

Nice to see Boro put up a fight but the moment City score they'll collapse.